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@jordoofus.bsky.social
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♐🚺✡️ · 35 · she/her · socal | stationery enthusiast · professional nap taker · hypochondriac | 日本語🆗; LA↔東京 | 🔞

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Jordan @jordoofus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Jordan @jordoofus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I always have one of the thousands of channels that regularly airs law and order on in the background (shoutout to pop, sundance, ion, bbc, usa and tnt) and breaking through the background noise just now was "YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO FEED THE RATS ON SCHEDULE OR THEY GET SICK!!!!"
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Jordan @jordoofus.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
i cried
CURRY AND CHEESE ON A SIZZLING SKILLETCURRY AND CHEESE ON A SIZZLING SKILLETCURRY AND CHEESE ON A SIZZLING SKILLET, NOW WITH A BURGER ON TOPBURGER SMOTHERED IN CURRY
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Jordan @jordoofus.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
i've been waiting over a year for this and now it is MINE 🛸
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Jordan @jordoofus.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
seems legit
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Jordan @jordoofus.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
dunkin barista told me i was "giving serious miss frizzle vibes" and i've never felt more complimented in my life
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Adil Haque @adhaque.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
“I will be one of the Jewish members of Congress most willing to stand up for Palestinian human rights. And I will stand firmly against bigotry aimed at Jews. Those are not two different jobs. They are the same job,” Brad Lander said.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Happy group chats day
Tweet from David East (@davideastUK):

[middle english period group chat]

feudalismluvr: havin roast beef w/gravé tonite
groats4days: lol gravé
saxon_69: gravé
domesday_bloke: gravé
yas_faerie_kween: gravé

[le_borte_d'arthur has changed the group name to "gravé"]

@HaggardHawks
GRAVY is thought to derive from and Old French word, 'grané', that likely meant 'seasoned' or "well flavoured'. The N in 'grané' was likely misread for a U or a V in the Middle English period, and the mistake has remained in place ever since.
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❍ natalie 🌽 @honeydewthief.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
kylo ren more scaffolding
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Jordan @jordoofus.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
i'm just going to assume that these people keep forgetting that ben is a skywalker, because even if you don't see them as a couple or hate one or both of them, there is literally NO POSSIBLE WAY to argue that rey and ben have no narrative connection...their connection is the ENTIRE PLOT!
"[Rey being "no one"] derails the Skywalker Saga: The Vader twist worked because it raised the personal, familial stakes. Shifting the climax of a 9 movie generational epic onto a random protagonist with zero narrative or biological ties to the Skywalker bloodline doesn't mirror the original trilogy, it deflates it. You can't call it the "Skywalker Saga" and then make the ultimate hero a total outsider."
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Jordan @jordoofus.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Though I suppose "Will killing the person I love the most be the thing that finally turns me to the dark side completely and stop all the compassion and regret I still feel because love hurts too much?" IS a dark side point...
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Jordan @jordoofus.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
dude watched tfa with one ear, one eye, and an entire half of his brain closed
"I couldn't stand Kylo Ren. Just some whiny dude who kills his badass father to prove some dumb dark side point"
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Jordan @jordoofus.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
"what emotional connections could he possibly have left with the rest of the cast?" gee, I dunno, maybe the ones with his OWN MOTHER, and his FORCE-ORDAINED SOULMATE??? HELLO????
"The problem is that there's nothing particularly compelling about Kylo as a solo villain. We already knew Rey could beat him in a fight & there's nothing really emotionally tying him to the rest of the cast after TLJ.
What's the story that can actually be told with Emperor Kylo?""Like...what makes Kylo different (to our protagonists) from Maul by the end of TLJ? From Dooku? From Grievous? What emotional connection is tethering him to OUR PROTAGONISTS (Rey, Finn, and Poe) that would compel them to care about him beyond 'he's Emperor and needs to die'?"
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Jordan @jordoofus.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
idk, i don't really think hazardous materials experts, atmospheric scientists, and emergency management officials should have to provide their exact calculations to twitter conspiracy theorists who don't believe in science and have no intention of listening to them anyway
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glenn close's reylo burner @soyauntie.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
half and half rey and kylo ren distorted face meme with the text overlay "lmaooooo"
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Jordan @jordoofus.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
honoring the boy at work today
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Jordan @jordoofus.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
ms9
MiiP SPACE NINE"This Miip Space Nine is so good."
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Jordan @jordoofus.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
"This next song is called...ONLY MY RAILGUN..." (why does this game only recognize parent and child once you move in together)
"They're going on about how Jordan's feature on this anime-openings compilation is pure fire."
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Jordan @jordoofus.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
forcing my parents to listen to a cruel angel's thesis on repeat
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Jordan @jordoofus.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
suddenly @ehanashi.bsky.social
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Jordan @jordoofus.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
amazing
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Jordan @jordoofus.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
uncovered an ancient artifact last night
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Jordan @jordoofus.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
there was an attempt...
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Jordan @jordoofus.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
/who amongst my friends and family can i force to attend.........
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Jordan @jordoofus.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
pls...is anyone i know going to the tlj screening on the 26th? i donut want to go alone and be all weird about it...
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Jordan @jordoofus.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
it is now a miniso
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Jordan @jordoofus.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
happy ten year car crashing into afters ice cream while I was right next door anniversary to all who celebrate
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Micah @rincewind.run · 20/03/2026
I don’t live in Israel I don’t have family in Israel I have never been to Israel but if I mention anything about being Jewish? well you’d better believe I’ve got to clarify that I don’t approve of Israel immediately stop conflating all of Judaism with Israel’s government but leftishly
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Jordan @jordoofus.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
i say this and i AM talking about gul dukat, what now?
Original post: "People who treat villains like criminals instead of plot device to drive a story have the mentality of toddlers."

This moron: "Ohhh that's why you're saying this, because you like rapists. Usually the case when I see a tweet like this. Ppl who say this are never talking about Gul Dukat or something it's always gotta be an evil dude they find attractive girl I can tell you just have a fetish for evil."
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Jordan @jordoofus.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
FINE, LIVE IN THE BATHROOM, SEE IF I CARE
Mr. MimeMr. MimeeMr. MimeeeMR. MIME
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Jordan @jordoofus.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
person
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Jordan @jordoofus.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
did this voicemail transcription seriously just write out "one second" as "12nd"??
...in regards to, uh, 12nd...
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Sabling @sabling.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Pokemon tarot pt.3
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
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Jordan @jordoofus.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
porygon says to touch grass (look at sky)
Porygon: I grew inside a computer.Porygon: So the large sky here is very much novel!
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Jordan @jordoofus.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
most relatable dragon
Dragonite: Could you bring me five alarm clocks, Ditto?
Me: FIVE?!Dragonite: With five alarm clocks, I'll probably definitely be able to wake up earlyyy...
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Jordan @jordoofus.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
also please enjoy the exact moment wattrel falls head over heels in love with corvisquire
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Jordan @jordoofus.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
me 🤝 swablu OCD (only I don't care if things are messy, I just think I have every disease ever)
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Jordan @jordoofus.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
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Jordan @jordoofus.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
funniest game I've ever played
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The Nerdskull @nerdskull.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I would argue that the fact that Donald Trump is not in jail for raping little girls with Epstein is more responsible for the normalization of pedophilia than every “problematic drawing” that has ever existed on the internet combined.
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Sabling @sabling.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Pokemon Gogh
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Jordan @jordoofus.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
a very timely post considering i was stuck behind this van yesterday... "honorary iranian lindsey graham"
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Jordan @jordoofus.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
can't decide if this is better or worse than the time someone put each guest in a COLUMN instead of a row
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Jordan @jordoofus.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
yes i know i can just paste into excel and do text to columns, that is not the point. also half of these people don't even have FIRST NAMES lmfao what is thisss
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Jordan @jordoofus.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
"here's our guest list for the gala six hours past the deadline" and it's just 143 names in the body of a Pages document like: table 1 john smith table 2 jane smith etc. ...what the fuck do you expect me to do with this? does this IN ANY WAY look like the excel template i sent you to use???
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Jordan @jordoofus.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
drifloon and I like all the same things 🥺
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Jordan @jordoofus.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
doguu family ❤️
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Jordan @jordoofus.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
damn so by reading fanfic on there means more money to the IDF. 💔 Ngl I shouldn't be surprised they own everything
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finn @altardoll.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
i love the new starters so much i turned them into paper #pokemonwindsandwaves
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