🦋Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄 @jordangoblinqueen.bsky.social · 10hMe, looking in the mirror, thinking nothing makes me feel good lately *cuts bangs* Oh who is this stunning creature? It has curtains! You saucy framed picture of hag witchery 030
🦋Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄 @jordangoblinqueen.bsky.social · 21hWho needs actual autumn weather when your body is convinced every temperature under 90 F is hypothermic 😀 060
🦋Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄 @jordangoblinqueen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Despite my initial hesitation, I'm really glad I started streaming and engaging with other streamer communities. I now have new gaming buddies, people to hang out with on rough work days, and I get to spend time with longtime friends while we get through our gaming backlogs 🤍 080
🦋Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄 @jordangoblinqueen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Stream tonight around 6:30 - 7 EST, folks, I'll drop another notification when we're live. Bit of a slow day and later start, but we'll be playing either some more Dragon Age Origins or Date Everything depending on what I'm feeling 122
🦋Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄 @jordangoblinqueen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Had a horrible nightmare last night, so of course I'll be incorporating my brain's hideous concoction into my writing to torment readers Good brain 020
Reposted by 🦋Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄Gabrielle Steele ⚔️ Echoes of Chaos out now! @eldris.thellian.com · 17/09/2026People might want to block @anchorpointpub.bsky.social who is spamming links to a kickstarter that has AI images. 121
🦋Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄 @jordangoblinqueen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Stream tonight at 6 EST, folks! We're playing episode 2 of my first-ever playthrough of Dragon Age Origins www.twitch.tv/jordanthegob... 031
🦋Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄 @jordangoblinqueen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Uh.. I got signed out of my account and was too lazy to find my password for awhile 😅 I'm back 170
Reposted by 🦋Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄Steph 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ | Editor 🦦✍️ @ottersediting.com · 14/08/2026When I became a freelance editor, I learned that I need the flexibility being self-employed offers me. I'm neurodivergent with chronic conditions. Working my own hours and resting when I need to has been life changing for me. But it's my only job so if you'd like to support me: ottersediting.comottersediting.comOtters EditingWelcome to Otters Editing Welcome! I’m Steph, an empathetic editor who cares about you & your writing. I’ll be your Guide Otter here to help you swim through your publishing journey… 02919
🦋Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄 @jordangoblinqueen.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I need about 10 CCs of caffeine in my veins right now I do not know how much that is in medical terms, if it could even apply to caffeine or goes in veins, or if I just asked for a nurse's worst nightmare. I will now stand by for rightful horror or mockery 070
🦋Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄 @jordangoblinqueen.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Tis official, vibing my witchy way through Reka and maybe some Date Everything later on. Catch me on Twitch around 1 EST 👀 030
🦋Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄 @jordangoblinqueen.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Don't look at me, I'm molting (my nose peeled a little) 040
🦋Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄 @jordangoblinqueen.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Opening up my clock, calculator, then finally the damn calendar app I was trying to open 050
🦋Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄 @jordangoblinqueen.bsky.social · 25/07/2026It's looking like I'll be streaming some Reka around 11am EST 👀 120
🦋Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄 @jordangoblinqueen.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Update: no stream today. The goblin abode has been beset by thunderstorms all day & the power likes to do a little dance during those Tentatively moving the steam to tomorrow 11am EST. If the weather's still being a menace, stay tuned for a reschedule. Otherwise, I'll make staring announcements 🤍 130
🦋Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄 @jordangoblinqueen.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Me, keeping a fire extinguisher handy in case all the tech I have plugged in becomes a ✨️proooblemmm✨️ 030
Reposted by 🦋Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄Louisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Almost nothing will turn me off a book faster than everyone being really emotionally healthy and using their words. No! Everyone should be at least a little bit of a mess! 1322525
🦋Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄 @jordangoblinqueen.bsky.social · 21/07/2026And what if I said I was finally about to start streaming this week at the earliest or next at the latest? 🫣 150
Reposted by 🦋Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄Introvert Problems @introvertproblems.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I was extremely social this weekend and as a reward I will not talk to anyone for the next 2 months. Thanks. 632030
🦋Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄 @jordangoblinqueen.bsky.social · 20/07/2026What if I made hashbrowns and coffee after I didn't sleep and you called me a good goblin anyway because you didn't want your bones to be ground for my toast? 🥺 3150
🦋Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄 @jordangoblinqueen.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I want all the female protagonists I write to be "unlikeable," because they're human and meant to have dimension and be just as capable of faults, moral ambiguity, and "unflattering" emotions They're not ethereal beings meant to serve as paragons of saintly virtue 040
🦋Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄 @jordangoblinqueen.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Threads is for spicy hiss content and Bluesky is for having a coffee with friends I don't make the rules 050
🦋Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄 @jordangoblinqueen.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Hair is now jewel beetle green, nose is re-pierced, and I've got a tattoo consultation down for a whole sleeve of botanical horrors The vibe I'm going for is haunted forest dryad who will throw your bones in the bog after she's made soup out of you in her Baba Yaga house 160
🦋Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄 @jordangoblinqueen.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I often find new spots on my skeleton that crack when I move certain ways, and I am then compelled to keep cracking them once I know how. The bones—the bones demand it, you don't understand, they yearn to be popped like bubble wrap 041
🦋Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄 @jordangoblinqueen.bsky.social · 11/07/2026I will forever be upset that "several" does not mean exactly seven 040
Reposted by 🦋Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄Indie Book Spotlight @bookspotlight.bsky.social · 10/07/2026I feel like folks have confused book REVIEWERS with book ENDORSEMENTS and if you dare to have a critique that in any way suggests the author didn’t do everything perfectly, then you’re in the wrong for not fawning over something they view as faultless. Art is meant to be critically engaged with. 2658
🦋Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄 @jordangoblinqueen.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Not only does my body spontaneously perform a blood rite every moon, but it also gives me what feels like the flu, fevers and all, the entire week before and during So yes, forgive us if we sacrifice a man to appease the elder spirits once in awhile 080
🦋Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄 @jordangoblinqueen.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Me: utterly exhausted, brain mush, snuggling blissfully under the covers to drift off Brain: what if we still have stuff to do and think about, what if we're not ready, what if we do a little scuttle scuttle before bed to get the demons out? 070
Reposted by 🦋Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Make new things, including friends. Make paintings, songs, and books. Make mischief and good kinds of trouble Make a strange mess no one understands. Make the townsfolk tremble before your dark shambling beauty. 18420
Reposted by 🦋Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄Maxime Jaz🌈🏳️⚧️ @maximejaz.bsky.social · 30/06/2026"Authors using AI..." : those are not authors "I asked/used Claude/ChatGPT...." : they are not living and thinking beings, you didn't ask anyone anything "There's no harm in using a bit of AI.." : actually, there is, a lot. 172
🦋Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄 @jordangoblinqueen.bsky.social · 30/06/2026I don't want work and society and life to all be tied to the internet now, I want a rotary phone for emergencies and to be the village menace 171
🦋Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄 @jordangoblinqueen.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Building a website while AI slop is flooding every tech space is exhausting Yes, I could make time to teach myself all the coding needed, self host, & constantly maintain security myself, but there WERE AI-free sites & tools for less tech-savvy people before. Just avoiding the stuff costs time 160
🦋Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄 @jordangoblinqueen.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Belle complaining about her provincial life like she didn't have the most whimsical house with a cute bakery, bookstore, and village square in walking distance and a meadow out back GIMME 030
🦋Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄 @jordangoblinqueen.bsky.social · 28/06/2026I don't think getting older means being out of touch with internet trends because you "don't understand them," I think it's becoming so tired of getting constantly bombarded with "new rules!" that you just willingly check out 380
🦋Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄 @jordangoblinqueen.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Dear diary, It's been 3 weeks since I've played D&D. My character sheet is likely covered by ages of dust. My dice, scattered to the far corners of the map, convinced I'd never return. My rations rotted. My Neopets all starv— Shit, wrong game 190
Reposted by 🦋Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄Indie Book Spotlight @bookspotlight.bsky.social · 17/06/2026If you're just starting out in publishing and have all the questions but no idea where to go, I've got a resource guide here! Might be handy! :) rebeccacrunden.com/resources-fo... [ #booksky / #writingcommunity ]rebeccacrunden.comResources for Indie AuthorsGeneral/Disclaimer I thought I’d share some links and communities for indie authors looking for resources as I know it can be difficult to even know where to start. Starting off without a reader ba… 27244
🦋Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄 @jordangoblinqueen.bsky.social · 16/06/2026I like battery, spoons, energy, but the metaphor that's worked for me is spell slots "I'm out of spell slots until I long rest" feels more natural in my head, especially knowing one task can require a short or long rest before I'm able to use any more slots & that's fine, that's how the dice rolls 060
🦋Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄 @jordangoblinqueen.bsky.social · 16/06/2026If you're not flirting with the NPCs your GM lovingly crafted to be charming as hell and the villains they'd really rather you weren't trying to seduce, are you even playing D&D correctly? 190
🦋Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄 @jordangoblinqueen.bsky.social · 14/06/2026It's raining, everything's very green, I have iced coffee, I'm under a heat blanket, and I'm almost finished reading a 600+ page fantasy book It'd be nice to also be tucked away in a witchy cottage deep in some forbidden forest, but as far as days go, this one's all right 🌿 3100
🦋Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄 @jordangoblinqueen.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Sometimes my phone or PC will start updating when I didn't tell it to, and I jump into action with the same suspicion as when my cat has something in his mouth that he shouldn't "What is that, what are you doing, where did you get it?? Spit it out! That could be bad for you! And expensive for me!" 071
Reposted by 🦋Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄ACLU @aclu.org · 05/06/2026The Senate just passed a bill expanding funding for ICE and CBP by $70,000,000,000 with no strings attached instead of using our tax dollars to fund programs that actually benefit working families. Tell your representative in the House to vote NO.action.aclu.orgNo More Funding for ICEWe can't wait around while ICE harms more people. Congress must demand an end to reckless and violent immigration raids and refuse any more blank checks to ICE or Border Patrol. 7347184
🦋Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄 @jordangoblinqueen.bsky.social · 06/06/2026I don't know much about most actors and can't speak on them as people I've never met. But I have to admit I'm melancholy at the loss of Giles. His character and the show Buffy as a whole have been a comfort & meant a lot 170
Reposted by 🦋Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄Dr. Divya (🔔 logged out) @divyampersaud.com · 31/05/2026Sustain a wonderful project for displaced families in Jabalia refugee camp. The latest impact? Helping disabled kids with medical care! Food parcels for 70 families during Ramadan! And so much more! Every ounce helps. Give/find their link here. Hit “weekly”! chuffed.org/project/hope...chuffed.orgKeep Hope Alive: a Gaza Giving CircleWe are a team of volunteers in the US and UK, led by two sisters passionate about helping our friends on the ground keep their families and neighbors alive with food, water, & shelter. We saw that… 01520
🦋Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄 @jordangoblinqueen.bsky.social · 29/05/2026I'm pretty sure a couple peanut butter cups would fix me A couple doz— Couple hundred. Couple hundred peanut butter cups would fix me ... A couple THOUSAND— 0120
Reposted by 🦋Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄Xiao 🦋 NYCC B36 @velinxi.bsky.social · 27/05/2026My artwork for the Legend of Korra concert! 🌊 #LOK 75118392984
Reposted by 🦋Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Solidarity with E. Jean Carroll and all survivors who face legal retaliation and criminal prosecution for speaking the truth. This is both remarkable and utterly unsurprising. Survivors have been jailed, retraumatized, harassed, and sued into silence for far too long. 353734824
Reposted by 🦋Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄Giovanni Colantonio @marioprime.bsky.social · 27/05/2026look. is everything more expensive now? yes. but you have to look on the bright side too. now every time you open a computer, it doesn't work 4377061840
Reposted by 🦋Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 27/05/2026All we can do is try our best with what little time we have. Volunteer with a worthy cause. Donate to your favorite charities. Disappear into a malevolent fog and become a terrifying new folktale of the haunted shores. 16117
Reposted by 🦋Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Your daily affirmation: It's better to be the mossy monstrosity who decorates their den with the bones of lost hikers than it is to be the lost hiker. 46317