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🦋Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄

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🦋Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄 @jordangoblinqueen.bsky.social · 10h
Me, looking in the mirror, thinking nothing makes me feel good lately *cuts bangs* Oh who is this stunning creature? It has curtains! You saucy framed picture of hag witchery
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🦋Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄 @jordangoblinqueen.bsky.social · 21h
Who needs actual autumn weather when your body is convinced every temperature under 90 F is hypothermic 😀
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🦋Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄 @jordangoblinqueen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Despite my initial hesitation, I'm really glad I started streaming and engaging with other streamer communities. I now have new gaming buddies, people to hang out with on rough work days, and I get to spend time with longtime friends while we get through our gaming backlogs 🤍
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🦋Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄 @jordangoblinqueen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Stream tonight around 6:30 - 7 EST, folks, I'll drop another notification when we're live. Bit of a slow day and later start, but we'll be playing either some more Dragon Age Origins or Date Everything depending on what I'm feeling
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🦋Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄 @jordangoblinqueen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Had a horrible nightmare last night, so of course I'll be incorporating my brain's hideous concoction into my writing to torment readers Good brain
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Gabrielle Steele ⚔️ Echoes of Chaos out now! @eldris.thellian.com · 17/09/2026
People might want to block @anchorpointpub.bsky.social who is spamming links to a kickstarter that has AI images.
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🦋Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄 @jordangoblinqueen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Stream tonight at 6 EST, folks! We're playing episode 2 of my first-ever playthrough of Dragon Age Origins www.twitch.tv/jordanthegob...
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🦋Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄 @jordangoblinqueen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Uh.. I got signed out of my account and was too lazy to find my password for awhile 😅 I'm back
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Steph 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ | Editor 🦦✍️ @ottersediting.com · 14/08/2026
When I became a freelance editor, I learned that I need the flexibility being self-employed offers me. I'm neurodivergent with chronic conditions. Working my own hours and resting when I need to has been life changing for me. But it's my only job so if you'd like to support me: ottersediting.com
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Otters Editing
Welcome to Otters Editing Welcome! I’m Steph, an empathetic editor who cares about you & your writing. I’ll be your Guide Otter here to help you swim through your publishing journey…
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🦋Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄 @jordangoblinqueen.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I need about 10 CCs of caffeine in my veins right now I do not know how much that is in medical terms, if it could even apply to caffeine or goes in veins, or if I just asked for a nurse's worst nightmare. I will now stand by for rightful horror or mockery
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🦋Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄 @jordangoblinqueen.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Tis official, vibing my witchy way through Reka and maybe some Date Everything later on. Catch me on Twitch around 1 EST 👀
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🦋Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄 @jordangoblinqueen.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Don't look at me, I'm molting (my nose peeled a little)
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🦋Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄 @jordangoblinqueen.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Opening up my clock, calculator, then finally the damn calendar app I was trying to open
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🦋Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄 @jordangoblinqueen.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
It's looking like I'll be streaming some Reka around 11am EST 👀
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🦋Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄 @jordangoblinqueen.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Update: no stream today. The goblin abode has been beset by thunderstorms all day & the power likes to do a little dance during those Tentatively moving the steam to tomorrow 11am EST. If the weather's still being a menace, stay tuned for a reschedule. Otherwise, I'll make staring announcements 🤍
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🦋Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄 @jordangoblinqueen.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Me, keeping a fire extinguisher handy in case all the tech I have plugged in becomes a ✨️proooblemmm✨️
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Louisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Almost nothing will turn me off a book faster than everyone being really emotionally healthy and using their words. No! Everyone should be at least a little bit of a mess!
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🦋Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄 @jordangoblinqueen.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
And what if I said I was finally about to start streaming this week at the earliest or next at the latest? 🫣
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Introvert Problems @introvertproblems.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I was extremely social this weekend and as a reward I will not talk to anyone for the next 2 months. Thanks.
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🦋Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄 @jordangoblinqueen.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
What if I made hashbrowns and coffee after I didn't sleep and you called me a good goblin anyway because you didn't want your bones to be ground for my toast? 🥺
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🦋Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄 @jordangoblinqueen.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I want all the female protagonists I write to be "unlikeable," because they're human and meant to have dimension and be just as capable of faults, moral ambiguity, and "unflattering" emotions They're not ethereal beings meant to serve as paragons of saintly virtue
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🦋Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄 @jordangoblinqueen.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Threads is for spicy hiss content and Bluesky is for having a coffee with friends I don't make the rules
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🦋Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄 @jordangoblinqueen.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Hair is now jewel beetle green, nose is re-pierced, and I've got a tattoo consultation down for a whole sleeve of botanical horrors The vibe I'm going for is haunted forest dryad who will throw your bones in the bog after she's made soup out of you in her Baba Yaga house
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🦋Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄 @jordangoblinqueen.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I often find new spots on my skeleton that crack when I move certain ways, and I am then compelled to keep cracking them once I know how. The bones—the bones demand it, you don't understand, they yearn to be popped like bubble wrap
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🦋Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄 @jordangoblinqueen.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I will forever be upset that "several" does not mean exactly seven
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Indie Book Spotlight @bookspotlight.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I feel like folks have confused book REVIEWERS with book ENDORSEMENTS and if you dare to have a critique that in any way suggests the author didn’t do everything perfectly, then you’re in the wrong for not fawning over something they view as faultless. Art is meant to be critically engaged with.
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🦋Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄 @jordangoblinqueen.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Not only does my body spontaneously perform a blood rite every moon, but it also gives me what feels like the flu, fevers and all, the entire week before and during So yes, forgive us if we sacrifice a man to appease the elder spirits once in awhile
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🦋Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄 @jordangoblinqueen.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Me: utterly exhausted, brain mush, snuggling blissfully under the covers to drift off Brain: what if we still have stuff to do and think about, what if we're not ready, what if we do a little scuttle scuttle before bed to get the demons out?
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Make new things, including friends. Make paintings, songs, and books. Make mischief and good kinds of trouble Make a strange mess no one understands. Make the townsfolk tremble before your dark shambling beauty.
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Maxime Jaz🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @maximejaz.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
"Authors using AI..." : those are not authors "I asked/used Claude/ChatGPT...." : they are not living and thinking beings, you didn't ask anyone anything "There's no harm in using a bit of AI.." : actually, there is, a lot.
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🦋Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄 @jordangoblinqueen.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I don't want work and society and life to all be tied to the internet now, I want a rotary phone for emergencies and to be the village menace
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🦋Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄 @jordangoblinqueen.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Building a website while AI slop is flooding every tech space is exhausting Yes, I could make time to teach myself all the coding needed, self host, & constantly maintain security myself, but there WERE AI-free sites & tools for less tech-savvy people before. Just avoiding the stuff costs time
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🦋Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄 @jordangoblinqueen.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Belle complaining about her provincial life like she didn't have the most whimsical house with a cute bakery, bookstore, and village square in walking distance and a meadow out back GIMME
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🦋Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄 @jordangoblinqueen.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I don't think getting older means being out of touch with internet trends because you "don't understand them," I think it's becoming so tired of getting constantly bombarded with "new rules!" that you just willingly check out
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🦋Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄 @jordangoblinqueen.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Dear diary, It's been 3 weeks since I've played D&D. My character sheet is likely covered by ages of dust. My dice, scattered to the far corners of the map, convinced I'd never return. My rations rotted. My Neopets all starv— Shit, wrong game
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Indie Book Spotlight @bookspotlight.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
If you're just starting out in publishing and have all the questions but no idea where to go, I've got a resource guide here! Might be handy! :) rebeccacrunden.com/resources-fo... [ #booksky / #writingcommunity ]
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Resources for Indie Authors
General/Disclaimer I thought I’d share some links and communities for indie authors looking for resources as I know it can be difficult to even know where to start. Starting off without a reader ba…
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🦋Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄 @jordangoblinqueen.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I like battery, spoons, energy, but the metaphor that's worked for me is spell slots "I'm out of spell slots until I long rest" feels more natural in my head, especially knowing one task can require a short or long rest before I'm able to use any more slots & that's fine, that's how the dice rolls
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🦋Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄 @jordangoblinqueen.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
If you're not flirting with the NPCs your GM lovingly crafted to be charming as hell and the villains they'd really rather you weren't trying to seduce, are you even playing D&D correctly?
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🦋Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄 @jordangoblinqueen.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
It's raining, everything's very green, I have iced coffee, I'm under a heat blanket, and I'm almost finished reading a 600+ page fantasy book It'd be nice to also be tucked away in a witchy cottage deep in some forbidden forest, but as far as days go, this one's all right 🌿
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🦋Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄 @jordangoblinqueen.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Sometimes my phone or PC will start updating when I didn't tell it to, and I jump into action with the same suspicion as when my cat has something in his mouth that he shouldn't "What is that, what are you doing, where did you get it?? Spit it out! That could be bad for you! And expensive for me!"
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ACLU @aclu.org · 05/06/2026
The Senate just passed a bill expanding funding for ICE and CBP by $70,000,000,000 with no strings attached instead of using our tax dollars to fund programs that actually benefit working families. Tell your representative in the House to vote NO.
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No More Funding for ICE
We can't wait around while ICE harms more people. Congress must demand an end to reckless and violent immigration raids and refuse any more blank checks to ICE or Border Patrol.
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🦋Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄 @jordangoblinqueen.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I don't know much about most actors and can't speak on them as people I've never met. But I have to admit I'm melancholy at the loss of Giles. His character and the show Buffy as a whole have been a comfort & meant a lot
Giles telling Buffy "I have volumes of lore, of prophecies, of predictions. But I don't have an instruction manual. We feel our way as we go along. And, I must say, as a Slayer, you're doing pretty well."Giles telling Buffy "You don't have to figure the whole thing out at once, you know. The job and everything. You're pushing yourself too hard."Giles says "You're.." and Buffy answers "A miracle." Giles smiles and says "Yes. But then again, I always thought so."Giles telling Buffy "I taught you all I can about being the Slayer and your mother taught you about life. You're not gonna trust that until you're forced to stand alone."
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Dr. Divya (🔔 logged out) @divyampersaud.com · 31/05/2026
Sustain a wonderful project for displaced families in Jabalia refugee camp. The latest impact? Helping disabled kids with medical care! Food parcels for 70 families during Ramadan! And so much more! Every ounce helps. Give/find their link here. Hit “weekly”! chuffed.org/project/hope...
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Keep Hope Alive: a Gaza Giving Circle
We are a team of volunteers in the US and UK, led by two sisters passionate about helping our friends on the ground keep their families and neighbors alive with food, water, & shelter. We saw that…
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🦋Jordan the Goblin Queen 🍄 @jordangoblinqueen.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I'm pretty sure a couple peanut butter cups would fix me A couple doz— Couple hundred. Couple hundred peanut butter cups would fix me ... A couple THOUSAND—
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Xiao 🦋 NYCC B36 @velinxi.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
My artwork for the Legend of Korra concert! 🌊 #LOK
Commissioned artwork for the Legend of Korra concert. Korra is in her avatar state and bending all four elements with Republic city in the background
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Solidarity with E. Jean Carroll and all survivors who face legal retaliation and criminal prosecution for speaking the truth. This is both remarkable and utterly unsurprising. Survivors have been jailed, retraumatized, harassed, and sued into silence for far too long.
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Giovanni Colantonio @marioprime.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
look. is everything more expensive now? yes. but you have to look on the bright side too. now every time you open a computer, it doesn't work
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
All we can do is try our best with what little time we have. Volunteer with a worthy cause. Donate to your favorite charities. Disappear into a malevolent fog and become a terrifying new folktale of the haunted shores.
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Your daily affirmation: It's better to be the mossy monstrosity who decorates their den with the bones of lost hikers than it is to be the lost hiker.
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