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Jordan A. Wruck

@jordanalix.bsky.social
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Level 39 human.🔞 Queer as a $7 bill. Writer/gamer. || He/She/They (If you call me "it" I will call you an ambulance) || BLM ACAB IDIC Slava Ukraini No AI. Independent/lefty. Pro-democracy. Mental health & chronic illness patient. Disabled.

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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 10h
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 7h
All these years later.... I'm STILL a member of The Resistance.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 1h
12 Words and Phrases from The Simpsons -taps sign -d'oh -say the quiet part out loud -old man yells at cloud And more! www.merriam-webster.com/wordplay/wor...
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12 Words and Phrases from The Simpsons
A perfectly cromulent way to embiggen your vocabulary
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 21h
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@QueerlyAutistic

Whenever a celebrity is able to 'overcome' a disability, isn't it curious that the chosen narrative is always 'wow look what disabled people can do if they try hard enough' rather than 'wow look what disabled people can do if they get first class treatment and support'.
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Mychal Threets @mychal3ts.bsky.social · 3h
mysandyhookfamily.org 💚 Honor and remember the beloved memory of those 26 humans as their loved ones ask. In a way that brings as much joy as possible to their hearts. Their memory is greater than tragedy. They should be still be here. We will never forget you. Always in our hearts 💜
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Home - My Sandy Hook Family
This website is intended to serve as a singular place of sharing, communication, and contact with the families of those who lost their lives that day.
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Reminded me of my brother. 🤣💙👍
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Louise @bombaycrone.bsky.social · 18h
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 12h
“If you’re really that sick you should be in the hospital” Please stop saying this to chronically ill people. If we went to the hospital every time we suffered, we would live there. Hospitals can’t help us and they often make us worse. We are on our own, and being subtly gaslit doesn’t help.
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 19h
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Jordan A. Wruck @jordanalix.bsky.social · 22h
Motherfucker, WE HAVE EARS. We HEARD you.
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Me: My neck is a little stiff

WebMD: you're in rigor mortis
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don't give a good goddamn how long I've been friends with someone. If I find out they're an abusive piece of shit, they are done. And I'll invite their wife to our friend group. No fucks given. Try me.
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Mychal Threets @mychal3ts.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
On November 1, 2026, I will run the New York City Marathon in memory of Sandy Hook Elementary School’s Chase Kowalski, in memory of all the Sandy Hook children and teachers who should still be with us ❤️‍🩹 I am determined to cross that finish line 💚 www.zeffy.com/en-US/donati...
Mychal smiles while wearing yellow hoodie, PBS beanie, and headphones
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AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 @altspaceforce.altgov.info · 08/10/2026
There would have been no successful Apollo program without the brilliance & dedication of Margaret Hamilton, who built the software from nothing. "We had to find a way, and we did. Looking back, we were the luckiest people in the world; there was no choice but to be pioneers.” Godspeed, Mrs Hamilton
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Margaret Hamilton, computing pioneer who led software development for the Apollo program, dies at 90
Margaret H. Hamilton, a profoundly influential computer scientist best known for leading the software engineering team at MIT’s Instrumentation Lab during NASA’s Apollo program, died at age 90.
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A graphic design meme in an 80s synthwave vaporwave aesthetic set against a black background.

At the top, cursive pink script text reads "My Body".

In the center, large 3D bold block letters with a bright cyan, yellow, and magenta gradient spell out "FUCKING".

Below it, white handwritten script text reads "Hurts Bro".

Behind the text is a neon-style geometric background featuring a downward-pointing triangle outlined in cyan, layered over a multi-colored gradient triangle.
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
zeitghost

mastering ancient breathing techniques in the mountains of china to control my heart rate finely enough to jam out a sick tune on the hospital’s heart monitor

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The doctors figure out after the sixth beep that I’m trying to play Wonderwall and they unplug my life support
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I can be a patriot without liking my current administration.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 07/10/2026
NEW: CONTENT WARNING FOR SA: Democratic candidate for Arizona's 8th Congressional district Bernadette Greene-Placentia was raped by two men while repairing campaign signs according to a sheriff's report. www.phoenixnewtimes.com/news/congres...
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Congressional candidate is raped while repairing her campaign signs
Embarrassed, she initially didn’t want to report attack. Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office's investigation is ongoing. A Phoenix New Times exclusive.
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Sarah Kendzior @sarahkendzior.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"AI and digital surveillance reversed the American consumer model. We grew up with people constantly trying to sell us stuff. Now they're trying to sell us *to* stuff. We are the things being purchased. Our data, our lives." www.youtube.com/watch?v=Koos...
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Expert Explains to Sam Altman Why He Sucks (feat. Sarah Kendzior)
YouTube video by The Mark Thompson Show
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Kelly Carlin-McCall @kellycarlin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
She was amazing.
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TheBossRoss 🧶 @thebossross.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This week. The chimney sweep: down with 'the flu'. The insurance agent: down with 'the flu'. The baker: serving with 'the flu'. One of the many layers of protection is washing your hands, often and right. Here's how you do it. [While you're watching, I'm off for my jabs.]
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ken Cheng
@kenchengcomedy   

the best board game thst represents capitalism isn't Monopoly, it's actually Jenga. each party takes turns to make the current situation more precarious until a total collapse where only the last person to fuck up takes any blame while everyone else is declared the winner
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𝓦𝓲𝓵𝓵 @wor-will.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The Dead Zone (1983) #Horror #Scifi #FilmSky #MovieSky #Movies
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Jocelyn Anderson Photography @jocelynanderson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This Eastern Chipmunk is so cute. Love those little paws! 🐿️
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Moira Shearer THE RED SHOES (1948)
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Michael Legel @mjlegel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Michael Legel @mjlegel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Jordan A. Wruck @jordanalix.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Good, Good, Good - Evil Plan Smoothly
ALT: Good, Good, Good - Evil Plan Smoothly
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
honnest.y 1d

Hi.

Scientists have been studying why men get bald for over 2000 years.

Scientists tested period pads on real menstrual blood for the first time in 2023.

Bye. 1/2
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
dennis hastert and jim bakker in the same day feels like an apology for dolly and tim curry
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Jordan A. Wruck @jordanalix.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
One of the Discords I'm in has a Pokémon bot, where you can "catch" them. Someone DMed me to ask "How is it you know so many of them?" I've been playing Pokémon since 1997. I've had at least one of every mainline game. I played the TCG. I've been playing longer than this person's been alive. 🙃
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Tiffany Troia @tiffanytroia.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is a bobcat - also known as a Lynx in some places. I'm going to remember this video every time I see that Lynx medallion around Ciri's neck in Witcher 4 now lol
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Damn, and you MAGA fools wonder why everyone laughs at you. Because you let these dipshits post ignorant, pathetic bullshit like this.
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Skip Z🇺🇸🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️💙 @skipz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Post Harry Potter art, I'm blocking you without hesitation. I don't care what the excuse is, don't support monsters.
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Bluesky Fanatic @blueskyfanatic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Gentle reminder to check your ableism when talking about Christa Pike. Disabled people can see you talking about how you hope she’s brain damaged and has to suffer a “fate worse than death”. We’re fighting eugenicist regimes who believe we’re “better off dead”. Don’t feed that narrative.
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Winter The Gay Warden (they/them) @winterhartarts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
More proof of this that’s easy to find: Look up immigration laws & rules for every other country. You’ll see that they all explicitly say shit that directly excludes immigrants who are disabled & unable to work because we are considered by their govts to be an “economical strain.” We are not.
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Rie Sonomura, NeoY2K Hacker Vtuber @riesonomura.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
same with the AI flag in the video itself, ESPECIALLY for music
I wish all AI generated thumbnails a very "Don't recommend channel"
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Jordan A. Wruck @jordanalix.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Why do TV shows & movies always insist that whatever character is eating is the LOUDEST MOTHERFUCKING CHEWER? CLOSE YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH!
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Jordan A. Wruck @jordanalix.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Also about TWW... the MS storyline hits a lot differently these days. "Bartlet covered up his illness! How dare he!" *stares at Yertle the Turtle and Corpus Cringey* "A politician covered up an illness. You don't say."
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Jordan A. Wruck @jordanalix.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I know how I want to end Chapter 3. But apparently my brain doesn't actually want to work and write down the words. So far I've spent the day playing a browser game/virtual pet site, a mobile game, and watching The West Wing. I have written 0 words on Chapter 3.
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Rolling Red Roads @rollingredroads.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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🫶🏻Layla🫶🏻 @laylabelle3.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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