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Jorb

@jorbstache.bsky.social
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they/them || he/him wnc musician || disc golfer || gamer this will be a confusing amount of bad jokes, #arsenal #bruins #canes fandom (alphabetically speaking), and #fungifriends content

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Jorb @jorbstache.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Brighton's home kit looks like they may as well go get a round of golf in.
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Prashant 🌊 @prasshant.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Do you know what could make Konsa’s tackle even more enjoyable? Ben White’s reaction to it. Just wait for it. 😂🔴⚪ via. Arsenal [IG]
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Jorb @jorbstache.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Sam the Eagle's Disapproving Side Eye Reaction
ALT: Sam the Eagle's Disapproving Side Eye Reaction
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Jorb @jorbstache.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Pt. 2 is poignant. Hindsight will be 20/20 but after the past two season's transfer behavior/trends, I'd almost rather a barn burner signing in January mid-campaign when everything in Europe is getting more intense and a quiet Summer deadline day than the inverse which we've tried of late.
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Jorb @jorbstache.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
70' feels like a good time to let Gyok unleash with Bruno #AVLARS
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😡moth😀 @7amkickoff.com · 22/08/2026
The Premier League loves to hand teams easy opening fixtures: Arsenal got Coventry City, Hull got Man U, and Brentford got Tottenham.
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Orbinho @orbinho.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Tonight was Mikel Arteta's 150th Premier League victory as manager of Arsenal. #ARSCOV
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I'll jerk off an ICE agent but I have to be wearing his electric shock gloves while I do it
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Jorb @jorbstache.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Is this in the US or UK? I didn't know they were streaming the Premier League on Apple TV!
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Jorb @jorbstache.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This season hasn't even started and some real GOATs are coming off IR, we love to see it!
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Jorb @jorbstache.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Far from it. Saliba is out until at least then with his back injury. We need depth everywhere and Konsa helps deepen our RB and RCB spots.
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Jorb @jorbstache.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Saka RB shifts incoming. I've actually memed my way into speculating it'd be amazing for his productivity to be arriving at the edge of the box on the overload. Think of how many times it ended up on Timber's foot right where Saka would be hitting screamers from. Madueke can feed Saka from RW to RB
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Jorb @jorbstache.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
botit.botany.wisc.edu/toms_fungi/o... "[T]his is a three-way relationship between a photosynthetic tree, a mycorrhizal fungus, and a parasitic plant!" The feral forest freakdown
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Monotropa uniflora, the Ghost Plant, aka Indian Pipe, Tom Volk's Fungus of the Month for October 2002
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Jorb @jorbstache.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I've become the PA Announcer for the local Forest City Owls. Last night's sunset was a ripper.
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 15/06/2026
Spencer Strider's consistent support of LGBTQIA+ groups, veganism, and Bernie is more remarkable once you know his background: · Grew up in Knoxville, Tennessee, · Went to a private non-denominational Christian high school, and · Played baseball for the notable woke bastion Clemson Tigers
"We want everybody to feel included and a part of the community here in Atlanta and at Truist Park. Baseball can be a part of that." 

Spencer Strider on the importance of LGBTQIA+ fans during the Braves' Pride Night pregame party
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Nathan Phillips @nathanphillips.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I'm hearing Cabo Verde is being praised for an outstanding defensive performance. Didn't know those were allowed to be praised these days.
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Dave Minuk @icdave.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Hurricanes fans making their presence felt in Vegas. Not quite Knicks level in San Antonio last night but pretty impressive.
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Jorb @jorbstache.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
He just like me fr. Arsenal W and Canes in 6!
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Jorb @jorbstache.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
For Arsenal fans, the Ivory Coast vs. Ecuador will see Pepe duel The Butt. The jokes write themselves.
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Poorly Drawn Arsenal @poorlydrawnarsenal.com · 12/06/2026
Confirming Telemundo had no ads during the hydration break. I will tell as many people as I possible can about this because Fox should feel shame for running ads (they wont)
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arseblog @arseblog.com · 11/06/2026
Seeing a lot of Alexi Lalas talk on the timeline. Just a reminder of the greatest Tweet of all time.
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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Mike’s Hard Look at Himself In the Mirror
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Mother Hubbard @oldmotherhubbard.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
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Kiku @ Short Run 🔜 @kikuhughes.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
these are getting weird
comic depicting tesla cars with bumper stickers reading "anti-elon tesla club," "I bought this before elon went crazy," "vintage tesla, pre-madness edition," "absolve me," "absolve me," "tell me i'm good," "tell me i'm not to blame."
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Fared Al Mahlool | فريد المحلول @faredalmahlool.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Iraq's World Cup star Aymen Hussein was detained and questioned for nearly seven hours after arriving at Chicago O'Hare Airport with the national team. Hussein was eventually allowed into the United States, but team photographer Talal Salah was denied entry after being held for more than 10 hours.
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Cracking open a cold can of tuna with the boys
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Dave Cactus @davecactus.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
When a baby is about to be born, someone always has to boil water. It's for the baby's first hot dogs.
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Jorb @jorbstache.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Mr. Minge Arson with a splendidly horrendous take here. Maybe a statue of them forever cast in a human centipede together as a public piss trough of some kind could be more creative and useful!
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Jorb @jorbstache.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I'd have Jover's children
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Jorb @jorbstache.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
You may not like to draw that kit but you do it well and it looks almost like the Canadian international team should take some inspiration.
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Jorb @jorbstache.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
To those asshats I say "Lah tee dah."
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Scott Willis @scott.cannonstats.com · 21/03/2026
The Liverpool loss guarantees Arsenal a top 5 finish (baring a massive 30 goal difference swing). A Chelsea loss would make it top 4 guaranteed.
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Prashant 🌊 @prasshant.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Hincapié doing Hincapié things... 👊🏻 via Arsenal [IG] 🔴⚪ Again I wish on days like this, the Club would start posting on BlueSky.
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Jorb @jorbstache.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
or Shawn Bon
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Jorb @jorbstache.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
pronouncing Sean Bean as Seen Been
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Jorb @jorbstache.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Yea he really 8 - 2.
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Jorb @jorbstache.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
February daffodils and some one drew me while we played our set at a house show last night! #40DaysofGoodShit
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Jorb @jorbstache.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
A lunch walk with the loves of my life to get a burrito the size of my head yesterday. #40DaysofGoodShit
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Maggie Boxey Writes @maggieboxey.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
#40daysofgoodshit showing off my latest hyperfixation
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Jorb @jorbstache.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
#40DaysofGoodShit Rehearsal for a show Saturday night with some friends I haven't rocked with yet.
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Jorb @jorbstache.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
#40DaysofGoodShit Grateful for a sweet foster boy, Copper Grateful for a sweet potato mutt, Tessa Grateful for a lil ball of spicy wiener, Stella
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Jorb @jorbstache.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
This is a helpful tip. Thank you. How hilariously unintuitive.
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Jorb @jorbstache.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
There are levels to this game!
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James Benge @jamesbenge.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
4-0, Jesus
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Jorb @jorbstache.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Norgaard and Eze playing like QBs. Gyok gonna TE the final 35 and put up a hat trick. Those poor CBs.
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Jorb @jorbstache.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Arsenal just keep playing perfectly weighted line breaking through balls. Boring, boring Arsenal.
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Jorb @jorbstache.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
you've misspelled deliciously again
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1.76 Acres @onepointsevensixacr.es · 07/02/2026
First place (by minimum 6) after 25 85 point pace Most goals scored (City game in hand caveat) Fewest goals allowed Are you not entertained?
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