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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 4h

The Phillies tried one thing and are all out of ideas

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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 15h

Openly clapped at the Junior Caminero finger wag after snagging that liner

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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

"HOW CAN THE SMALL MARKET TEAMS EVER HOPE TO COMPETE" as the dead last-in-spending Guardians get a go-ahead RBI single from a guy they basically got off the sidewalk

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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

To say nothing of laundering it through "interviews" with ""fans"", might as well put Bob Nutting in disguise and let him wax poetic on the beauty of spending parity

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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Insanely funny and revealing for MLB to run Super PAC-style "MLB needs a salary cap!" ads on the broadcast during a postseason series between two teams that finished bottom five in payroll

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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

He almost bankshot that ball into the rays tank too

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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Patrick Bailey hitting em with the MJ shrug around the bases, that's great banter

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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

[to the tune of Abracadabra] Travis Travis Bazzana I wanna reach out and tag ya

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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Forget a modern military, I’m pretty sure Boko Haram could wax the Wehrmacht

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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

[Trump holding a championship ceremony for the Rays in 2027] “Of course their infield, so good. We all know them. Taylor Walls, Ben Williamson, Jonathan [suddenly very zesty] ARANDA”

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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

The fuck you mean “ALCS Game 1 starter Foster Griffin”, please be serious

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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

You can tell that Ross Barkan’s essay on Lonesome Dove and manly books for men is bad and pointless because no one else had written it, which also raises the question of how exactly he wrote it

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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

This is also what the baseball felt like for Grant Taylor with every pitch

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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Like Wily Mo Peña with a hanging curveball on that reply

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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

And yes it *does* have a FOP decal, how did you know

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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

This one’s in the Financial District and has racked up all its tickets in Manhattan and Staten Island but of course there’s another one out there in the city that’s also a dumb menace

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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Would love to know if there’s a single Cybertruck anywhere in America that doesn’t have at least $500 worth of tickets on its ledger

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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Why yes the all black Cybertruck I just walked past does have hundreds of dollars in parking and moving violations including multiple instances of speeding in a school zone plus driving through a red light *and* placard fraud

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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

INTERVIEWER: can you explain the gap in your resume? ME: yes, it’s a clothing store

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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Funniest words to hear in a French accent, ranked 1. Chocolate chip cookie 2. All the rest

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Australopithecus 3 million years ago:

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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

“Cough syrup for infants” feels like Elizabeth Holmes’ next idea

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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I’m mostly just glad this phrase exists now

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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

To say nothing of the ass-whipping the Dodgers or Brewers would lay on them

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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

When you eat the forbidden Grant Taylor churrascaria

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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I’m guessing Grant Taylor’s shoulder feels like it’s been roasting at 320 for 14 hours

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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Dude’s got the face of a second lieutenant who just finished his first week in Vietnam

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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Every decaying empire gets the Leonid Brezhnev it deserves

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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

That Stanton at-bat was only gonna work if Kevin Kelly had been stupid enough to throw him a fastball and thankfully for the Rays, he ain’t

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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

If you recognized “Take Me Out” coming out of the ad break just now, you should remember to stretch your lower back every day

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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

“Upon further review, it’s been determined that Anthony Volpe hit that ball, thus making it impossible for it to be a home run”

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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Ballpark Where This Regularly Happens

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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Combined they're still younger than Justin Verlander (43 years, 229 days)

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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Fox going to commercial break with "Eminence Front"... hell yeah, brother

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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I wonder what Dee and Frank's subplot was.

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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Ridley Scott’s BLADE RUNNER (FINAL final final v4 new final submitted)

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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

My man went to the makeup person at Fox and was like “gimme the Trey Wingo steak”

Trey Wingo’s carpet bombed restaurant steak

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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

A-Rod continues to look more and more like a cigar

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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

During whatever year the Winter Meetings were last in Vegas, I walked past a full blackjack table at 2 am that suddenly erupted into cheers because Dave Roberts had just won a big hand, and ever since then I’ve completely understood why he makes the decisions he does

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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Dude took one look at the Padres rotation in spring training and decided “nah I’ll be free in October”

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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

“Frankly, I don’t care if they ever come back.”

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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

When a soap or paper towel dispenser doesn’t recognize your hand in front of it, that’s because it recognizes your soul as impure

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Screen shot from a YouTube video by someone named MEpearl, an older woman with short hair wearing a red long sleeve shirt and a dark floral scarf. She sits before a wall of books, though it may be a photograph of a wall of books, but the important detail is that in her lap is a beautiful possum, and that possum is eating from a plate of fruit on the table before them. The title of this video is “is your possum a narcissist.” It has 31k views and was posted 5 days ago.

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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Shouts to future Orioles minority owner "Towson Tommy"

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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Like it's way too easy to picture a guy in a JJ Hardy jersey who's 11 Natty Bohs deep leaning over just a bit too far so that he can really boo Aaron Judge and ending up going face-first into the section underneath

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