jonk @jonk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Me: And this dew, it’s from the mountains of the Baja Oblast? Taco Bell employee: ya 0928
jonk @jonk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Me: alright guys, time to put together our playlist for our roommate roadtrip. What should we put on? Contemporary Carl: How about pop music? Hardcore Harold: Rock-n-roll!! 🤘 My chanting roommate Gregory: perchance some Gregorian chants? 1150
jonk @jonk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If you put it on the napkin then you can wipe the napkin on your shoulder later 010
jonk @jonk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026static.klipy.comHeejun (KNK) as Mario & Christmas Tree DanceALT: Heejun (KNK) as Mario & Christmas Tree Dance 010
jonk @jonk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Starting a professional cleaning service where I come to your house and throw a tarp over anything icky 2281
jonk @jonk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026static.klipy.comBlack Mesh Cap DisplayALT: Black Mesh Cap Display 041
jonk @jonk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Thinly sliced and a quick sear before going in the crock pot with noodles and sauce 020
jonk @jonk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026static.klipy.comRun From Rod CosmickingALT: Run From Rod Cosmicking 050
jonk @jonk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Shy Guy’s big brother, Brave Guy, just did something extremely heroic 1231
jonk @jonk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026They call him donkey Kong due to how he donks eyou on your kong 1513
Reposted by jonkjonk @jonk.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Them: you better not rile up the cat at the function! Me: of course, don’t worry Me (after one beer): 113319
jonk @jonk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026(Looking at crimini mushrooms) sorry… do you have any innocent ones? 2211
jonk @jonk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026static.klipy.comWWE Daniel Bryan's Iconic 'YES!' ChantALT: WWE Daniel Bryan's Iconic 'YES!' Chant 070
jonk @jonk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Fuck I have to delve into the dungeon this weekend.. I hate the monsters but the bassoonist is so good… 1322
