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Cooper DeJean Parmesan

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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Dental plan. Lisa needs braces.”
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 03/10/2026
Unsportsmanlike conduct - force choking.
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Jayson Stark @jaysonst.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Unless something shocking happens ... The Phillies will have gone through 2 straight postseasons without Jhon Duran throwing a single pitch with a lead in the ninth inning.
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
THIS 👇 HERE.......
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Travis Miller @justtmill.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Paging @democrats.org
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Pete Golding has returned every rental car he’s ever had with the LOW FUEL light on and he is proud of this streak
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Cooper DeJean Parmesan @joneil01.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
LFG @sickoscommittee.org
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reese’s pumpkin enthusiast @tacoenthusiast.swifties.social · 06/09/2026
The season-opening LSU hate watch was always so cathartic when they had that hateable dickhead as their coach. Luckily, they hired another hateable dickhead as their coach.
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Tommy Tomlinson @tommytomlinson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
So here's a quote from @pablo.show that applies to not only his Clippers investigation but the best of what journalism can be: www.nytimes.com/athletic/756...
"I think that we have the ability to do something that the rest of our culture is yearning for, which is make people who are too rich to care about anything resembling the public interest worry that maybe they need to tell us the truth."
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Welcome to BlueSky, here’s your copy of the communist manifesto and a subscription to a premium college football podcast for some reason.
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Cooper DeJean Parmesan @joneil01.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Need to know if today’s UVA-NCST game is actually a conference game?? @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi
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Cooper DeJean Parmesan @joneil01.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Here here!!!
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Cooper DeJean Parmesan @joneil01.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Do you hear the people sing? Singing the songs of angry men…
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Cooper DeJean Parmesan @joneil01.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Field of Dreams is trash and I have no idea why it’s so revered.
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Cooper DeJean Parmesan @joneil01.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
……preach?
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
College football
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HELL Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 03/08/2026
"Nicole Russell is a columnist at USA TODAY and a mother of four who lives in Texas."
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
There are a lot of Ohio Republicans in the news right now and it can get confusing. I'm here to help.
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Ohio State Fan's 'O..H..I..NO!!' Football Reaction
ALT: Ohio State Fan's 'O..H..I..NO!!' Football Reaction
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Mike Anderson @vumander.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
We are not ready for the level of pandering we're about to see with LeBron and Bryce in the same zip code.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 14/07/2026
This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.
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Jeffrey Keese @jeffreykeese.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Remember folks, it’s your responsibility to live in such a way that your death is mourned, not celebrated.
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Calling the Mitch McConnell situation a "Weekend At Bernies" type of thing gives the Republican party waaaay to much credit for the job they're trying to do to convince us he's alive.
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Keith Edwards @keithedwards.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
i think it would only be fair for women to get to decide what to do with Mitch McConnell's body
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Cooper DeJean Parmesan @joneil01.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
AI is just a bunch of Philippino dudes in a room!!!! @pablo.show
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Cooper DeJean Parmesan @joneil01.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Obama wouldn’t have been afraid to fly on it.
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Cooper DeJean Parmesan @joneil01.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I thought these colors didn’t run???? Seems that the president is too much off a COWARD to fly in his new, very secure plane. Some say it’s the most secure plane of all time.
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Sonia Silva ❤️ @vallygirl.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The complete elimination of Meta would yield unambiguous, far reaching benefits for global society.
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The 98Horror @the984.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Out on the town having a phone call with Senator McConnell. He's just out of frame, laughing too.
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Cooper DeJean Parmesan @joneil01.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
More like Poo-lisic, amirite????
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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Well, we may have lost but at least we look like we cheated
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Cooper DeJean Parmesan @joneil01.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
An ad for the next print edition. This is real and on a billboard on I-676 in Philly. “Yup, all this shit is because of us.” UPenn
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Ioannis Ziogas @ziogas.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Today's NYT jobs report coverage (left) compared to exactly 2 years ago under Biden (right). Notice the numbers.
NYT headline (July 2, 2026): U.S. Hiring Continues at a Steady PaceNYT headline (July 2, 2024): US Job Growth Extends Streak, but Signs of Concern Emerge.
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Avi Wolfman-Arent @avi-wa.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Mr. James, you are a cultured and worldly man...a man of high art. but have your eyes ever seen such beauty?
picture of the boner forever building
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Avi Wolfman-Arent @avi-wa.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Mr. LeBron James...you have lived a full and varied life. But have you seen a man eat a rotisserie chicken on an industrial pier? Have you met an Elmo who drums? Have you scaled a greased pole atop the shoulders of other men?
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Bradley P. Moss @bradmossesq.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
It goes without saying that folks like Stephen Miller are banned from rooting on Team USA at the World Cup.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
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ben @vtben.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
“Every SEC team would smoke Indiana”
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hockey bear dot space @hockeybear.space · 30/06/2026
Legally Blonde meme with guy (face covered with the German flag) saying, "You beat Paraguay?" and Elle Woods (face covered with the US flag) saying "What, like it's hard?"
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
You know what they say about people who make Asuncións.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The GOOLLLLLLLL while he’s clearly fighting back tears…..electric
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Should’ve known they were gonna do something when they blew up their own fucking stadium in the last home game before the World Cup
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
please prepare yourselves for The Absolute Worst Player Podcast Possible, launching sooner than you probably think
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Jèf Uphoff @juphoff.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Maybe they should eat less avocado toast.
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Red Sox @redsox.com · 17/06/2026
On our very first Pride Night in 2013, Jason Collins threw out the first pitch. Tonight his brother, Jarron, honors him.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
“.. Claims about Hormuz reopening are exactly why we built this: If ships start moving through the Strait with AIS transponders on, you’ll see it in the index — updated every 30 minutes ..” @bloomberg.com
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WIRED @wired.com · 15/06/2026
The UK government is introducing a ban on social media for children and a minimum age for some chatbots in an attempt to shield young people from dangerous corners of the web. www.wired.com/story/uk-soc...
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The UK Places a Sweeping Ban on Social Media for Kids Under 16
The UK government is introducing a ban on social media for children and a minimum age for some chatbots in an attempt to shield young people from dangerous corners of the web.
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Home of the Brave @ofthebraveusa.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
This is a real thing Donald J Trump said yesterday. Now we are putting it up on hundreds of billboards across the country. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
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Cooper DeJean Parmesan @joneil01.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
BREAKING: 2gether has withdrawn from the Freedom 250 Celebration
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Dawn @502eire.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
as for me, I like paying taxes
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