Reposted by Jon EavesJason Gorman @jasongorman.bsky.social · 7hMe: "When a build's in progress, wait until the green light before pushing your changes." Them: "Our builds take half an hour. What are we supposed to do while we're waiting?" Me: "Work on speeding up the build." 2152
Reposted by Jon EavesSporks Pantalones @sporks.bsky.social · 12hman, fuck every retailer selling Harry Potter shit for this Halloween. ZERO DOLLARS TO ALL OF YOU 032
Reposted by Jon EavesFMI @fmi.bsky.social · 12hold mate here needs to pick a side. Today it’s “why can’t we be friends?“ Two days ago he was “we will destroy you” And you wonder why you’re only 12% of the electorate. 032
Reposted by Jon Eavesjon christian @jonchristian.net · 30/09/2026NEW: People who chug their own piss have emerged as MAJOR supporters of AI futurism.com/artificial-i...futurism.comPeople Who Drink Their Own Pee Are Obsessed With AI, Using It to Reassure Themselves That It's a Miraculous Cure-AllUrine therapy devotees are sharing ways to break past AI guardrails in order to brainstorm ways to use pee as medicine. 1582514637
Reposted by Jon EavesStilgherrian @stilgherrian.com · 01/10/2026To be fair, who among us hasn’t wanted to stab someone on an airplane? 191
Reposted by Jon EavesStilgherrian @stilgherrian.com · 01/10/2026A headline from AAP: “Small businesses warn the end of card surcharges could spell the end for some as profit margins shrink”. Oh fuck off. michaelwest.com.au/no-more-card...michaelwest.com.auNo more card surcharge as small businesses cry foul - Michael WestBusinesses will begin either absorbing card payment fees or passing the costs on to customers, as a ban on surcharges comes into effect. 2132
Reposted by Jon EavesJason Gorman @jasongorman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026How about we do good work *and* we enjoy doing it? A worrying number of people don't seem to know either of those are options, let alone both. 094
Reposted by Jon EavesDaniel Crute 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 @danielcrute.au · 29/09/2026Protect safe abortion in Victoria.megaphone.org.auProtect Safe Abortions in VictoriaSafe abortion has always been a union issue. Because when politicians choose to turn abortion from a reproductive health procedure into a criminal offence, it’s not their rich mates who lose access t... 041
Reposted by Jon EavesEd Zitron @edzitron.com · 29/09/2026Based on my own reporting on OpenAI's audited financials from 2025, it appears that Anthropic was a worse business (at least in that year), spending $2.75 make $1 versus OpenAI spending $2.60 to make $1. So many people told me this company was "more profitable"! www.wheresyoured.at/exclusive-op... 21637137
Reposted by Jon EavesJGhoulFromNPumpkin @jgfromnp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026And that’s with stealing and not paying for the actual data that it trains the models on. Stealing and still losing money is laughable. 063
Reposted by Jon EavesFMI @fmi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Enid Blyton's latest works are getting quite gritty and contemporary... nihilist even. 12510
Reposted by Jon EavesKetan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 27/09/2026Happy ten year anniversary of the 2016 blackout in South Australia. I was told that as clean power grew in Aus, we'd see a blackout apocalypse. The chart below shows blackouts for generation shortfall as columns, and renewable proportion as a percent of the eastern grid. Enjoy :) 816656
Reposted by Jon EavesMichael Bell @disirregardless.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Maybe if Obama had jailed a bunch of Wall St execs instead of bailing them out with taxpayer dollars we’d be in a better place today? Class solidarity is a hell of a drug, though. 164
Reposted by Jon EavesSlop Machine (slopmachine.dev) @slop-machine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026they promised artificial intelligence would cure rare diseases, but deep down we all knew its true destiny was finding seven new billing codes for hospital gauze. 041
Reposted by Jon EavesEd Zitron @edzitron.com · 28/09/2026The GFC, much like the AI bubble, was nothing to do with reality, but ever-twisting levels of speculation. Too much of our financial system is powered by number games dressed up as investment. 2390281
Reposted by Jon EavesEd Zitron @edzitron.com · 28/09/2026AI has lost the Mandate of Heaven I’m afraid. WSJ saying it’s a “when” the ai bubble bursts. SNL dabbing on their biggest names for being weird. FT says 50% of chips sold in 2026 and 2027 have nowhere to go. Hundreds of billions short on revenue for even 10% ROIC. A disaster. 342238417
Reposted by Jon EavesCharlie Stross @cstross.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I long for a back-to-basics web: Markdown for text, JPEG images, no video, no Javascript or other client-side scripting, writable by a human being with a text editor. Make it as advertising/corporate hostile as possible. And above all keep it *small*. In other words, web like it's 1996 again. 4751170
Reposted by Jon EavesNever Garner give you up, never Garner let you down @zanesheadband.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Hang on! I'd been led to believe Sydney's airport train was the pinnacle of human achievement. Turns out its just another grotty shitbox bit of railway infrastructure. 171
Reposted by Jon EavesTim Lyons @picketer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026[This is not a go at the OP, at all] Party affiliation is an indispensable heuristic in a mass democracy. It says the person on the ballot is "roughly, this stuff" and I don't have to know much about them personally. That has lumps (obviously) and a party needs to deal with it. 3133
Reposted by Jon EavesFMI @fmi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Geoffrey: Australia should be tougher on immigration Also Geoffrey: No, not like that. It should hurt the poor people, not meee! 042
Reposted by Jon EavesRUOK Speedwagon @uberpaul.bsky.social · 27/09/2026When people here get upset about datacenters, it's "an inauthentic American import" but when the fascists come along with their opposition to abortion, trans people, wind farms, vaccines and facts, it's just "regular mums and dads with legitimate concerns". 144
Reposted by Jon EavesGrady Booch @booch.com · 26/09/2026I can’t decide if people who assert that contemporary AIs can think or are conscious do so out of fear or out of envy. But I can say that any such people do so either out of emotion or perhaps driven by some pecuniary interest in it being true, not from any fully informed or defensible position. 128913
Jon Eaves @joneaves.bsky.social · 26/09/2026That's a long flight back to Perth for taking the foot off the gas for three minutes. Lions showing Hawthorn like never give up attitude. Zorko for Norm Smith 000
Jon Eaves @joneaves.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Close the border. www.abc.net.au/news/2026-09...abc.net.auVaccine clinic opens after four teens infected in measles outbreakA temporary vaccination service has been set up for a school community in Adelaide's southern suburbs after four students tested positive for measles. 020
Reposted by Jon EavesJason Gorman @jasongorman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026"And I suppose we should go back to using hammers instead of nail guns, right?" I dare you to use a probabilistic nail gun. 3123
Reposted by Jon EavesJohn Birmingham @birmo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026You know one way of stopping AI agents from accessing Australian government data would be by making them have MyGov accounts. 1333784
Jon Eaves @joneaves.bsky.social · 26/09/20263hrs on the trainer this morning. Now eating my Bertie Beetle show bag. As God intended 030
Jon Eaves @joneaves.bsky.social · 25/09/2026In other news, gonna be a lot of aloe vera used tonight. Lot of pasty white flesh on display 010
Jon Eaves @joneaves.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Introducing the young bloke to his cultural heritage. This is what peak performance looks like. 011
Jon Eaves @joneaves.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Reading the article. This highly sophisticated attack was a poorly configured web server that allowed at least one directory to be listed, and the files stored to be read. This directory was probably used to store semi public things. 273
Reposted by Jon EavesJohn in Western New York @johnwalczak.bsky.social · 22/09/2026So ICE agents are getting fired before their probationary periods are up and are having to repay the $50,000 signing bonus. I love this for them. 767156702920
Reposted by Jon EavesRUOK Speedwagon @uberpaul.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I hope you're all going to enjoy this week's public holiday, because it will probably be the last one. Even after twelve years, these gronks are still trying to kill it, and next year's Liberal/One Nation coalition will give them what they want. 3123
Reposted by Jon EavesJason Gorman @jasongorman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026When I read After The Goldrush, I really believed software engineering would be a genuine profession by now, and spent many years doing my bit to try to make it happen. 27 years later, I see I was naive. The gold rush is perpetual, and that's by design. www.amazon.co.uk/After-Gold-R...amazon.co.ukAmazon.co.uk 2101
Reposted by Jon EavesFMI @fmi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026"I've noticed Copilot doesn't adhere to our Brand Guidelines (even if I start the prompt in a template that has all the brand designs built in), especially colors and shapes." Yeah coz its shit and isn't you fucking saviour. Do you own work, flunkie. 121
Reposted by Jon Eavespixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I agree that seppuku was the only way for Ed Sheeran to redeem himself but I feel bad for the audience at his concert who had to see that. Many of them will be traumatised for life 553278366
Reposted by Jon EavesRUOK Speedwagon @uberpaul.bsky.social · 20/09/2026There is no such thing as a fucking rogue AI. They sit there doing nothing until prompted, and when that happens, they conjure up words with particular probabilistic distributions. And if you want to turn them off, you pull the power cord, or <redacted> the datacentre. 141
Reposted by Jon EavesMichael Bell @disirregardless.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Look it’s pretty clear at this stage that Hanson voters would prefer to destroy their regional communities than share a town with brown people. #Auspol 1147
Reposted by Jon EavesAimee Hulbert @aimeeh.bsky.social · 19/09/2026If you dont have parents its hard & expensive to get your license. Not driving impacts your ability to get a good job, education etc. Theres a program run by vic roads that helps young folks without parents to learn to drive. You can volunteer to teach them here: transport.vic.gov.au/road-and-act...transport.vic.gov.auTAC L2P ProgramA TAC-funded program to help eligible learners gain driving experience by matching them with a fully licensed volunteer mentor and an L2P car. 21513
Reposted by Jon EavesNathan Wind @nwind.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Of course on NewsCorp FB page, people are laughing about the death of Dr Tim Reid. And blaming vaccination. It’s a small group but NewsCorp (and others) have done a very good job of cooking brains. 152
Reposted by Jon EavesClaire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026every day of my life I think about the people using “she” to describe this computer program who still need to be convinced to use it for trans women 6138793688
Reposted by Jon EavesJason Gorman @jasongorman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026What they actually learned is that WHILE loop + LLM != software engineer 051
Reposted by Jon EavesSporks Pantalones @sporks.bsky.social · 19/09/2026r/crafts braver than Amnesty International 0142
Reposted by Jon EavesNathan Wind @nwind.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Good afternoon Chip from a Suburban Rail Loop. 071