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Jon Drake

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Howard The Duck @howardtheduck.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
October horror movie watch thread
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Blast Zone: Movies That Bombed @blastzonepod.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
☀️ EPISODE 181 - ETERNALS ☀️ We’re talking another superhero bomb this episode as we look back at 2021’s ETERNALS
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Hanging with a group of pugs at the dog park and commiserating about our sleep apnea
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I’m in ya girls kitchen slicing duck breast against the grain
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I have often been called one of our great philosophers
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Inside of me are two wolves. I am a zoo in a medium sized city
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Hey welcome to my YouTube series where I take this sailboat around the world! (2 hours later) Omg I saw like. The biggest fish I’ve ever seen. Nvm I’m not doing that there’s monsters out there
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
We need some consistency across airports as it pertains to TSA rules. Why did one agent make me do the Hokey Pokey
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
“Like the phoenix, you will rise from the ashes” wait I’m in the ashes? Is that what people are saying about me?
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Ain’t that the truth
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Does anybody wanna meet up at the Columbus airport and drink the forbidden liquid
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
(Avril Lavigne voice) why’d you have to go and make wings so complicated
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Blast Zone: Movies That Bombed @blastzonepod.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
🪙 EPISODE 180 - DOMINO 🪙 We’re back with our third Tony Scott episode, it’s 2005’s bounty Hunter (kinda) biopic DOMINO
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Ragebaiting is over. It’s passé. We’re into joybaiting now. Saying and doing things just to delight you and make your day
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
My Roomba’s battery is low so I’m hand feeding it garbage until it gets its strength back
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
But I am cleaning up so well
Matt Damon as Odysseus calmly singing the chorus to Dashboard Confessional’s “Vindicated” Matt Damon as Odysseus screaming the chorus to Dashboard Confessional’s “Vindicated”
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
It is a George Lucas-ass name
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
It’s short for Muffin Winwood
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
All time British guy name here
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
It’s a joke friend
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Saw a chef on a cooking competition say he was gonna “rehydrate some raisins.” Buddy that’s just grapes. I know grapes when I see them
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
People like to forget that Eric Adams was also a member of DSA.. Da Secret Albanians
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Me: What about that time I saw 11 sets of footprints in the sand Jesus: Look it’s a public beach
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
That’s how he has to introduce himself
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Oh noooo
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
He had it before it became a problem 😭
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
😔
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Exaaaactly
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Just an innocent man
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Just a guy don’t worry about it
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
He definitely is in disguise
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Look. It’s probably not the same guy
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Don’t worry about that
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Living through the great insider trading era or 2025-2028 with morals
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Love when Renaissance Faires pay attention to the details, one time I got stung by a bee that was wearing a suit of armor
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Say what you want about Lindsey Graham,
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
These fireworks are not celebratory. I’m shooting them at God
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
That’s good stuff
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
That tracks
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
A Dinosaur Jr cover band called Dinosaur the Third
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Blast Zone: Movies That Bombed @blastzonepod.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Tony Scott might be the most idiosyncratic director of all time and I mean that as a compliment
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
The way my cat goes after reusable shopping bags I just know they’re delicious
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Well. I may be paranoid but not an Android
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
What’s that?
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
It’s important to know your faults. For example if I’m not careful my Kermit the Frog impression will often veer into Marvin the Martian territory
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I’m like 10 hours into it and I go entire days where not only do I not play it, but I don’t think about it at all
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Blast Zone: Movies That Bombed @blastzonepod.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
💣 EPISODE 179 - RICHARD JEWELL 💣 We’re talking about bombs (box office and otherwise) this week as we discuss 2019’s RICHARD JEWELL
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
“Comparison is the thief of joy” that’s a pretty good saying. But I’ve heard better
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
You couldn’t get 69 likes today. Cuz of cancel culture
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Drumeo be like “Miley Cyrus’ drummer hears the happy birthday song for the first time”
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