Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Does anybody wanna meet up at the Columbus airport and drink the forbidden liquid 4655
Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 06/08/2026(Avril Lavigne voice) why’d you have to go and make wings so complicated 212024
Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Living through the great insider trading era or 2025-2028 with morals 525026
Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 14/02/2026This is such a funny thing to ask about the bird Randy Johnson hit with a 97 mph fastball causing it to fully explode 3360
Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Celebrating Christmas the normal way (playing the hit board game “Kenny G: Keepin’ It Saxy”) 3516
Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Happy Christmas Eve Eve, or as we call it in my household, Compound Butter Day, to all who celebrate 2310
Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 06/12/2025Sharing one of my favorite playlists for this time of year! 3324
Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 29/10/2025The more incompetent the leadership, the more fucked up the haircut is 3401
Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 09/03/2025Trying to remember how that B.O.B. and Bruno Mars song goes 1200
Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 25/02/2025Never related to a song more than the Kidz Bop version of Hot To Go 2879
Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 21/02/2025If nobody got me I know the microwaveable spicy chicken sandwiches from Costco got me 4382
Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 05/02/2025No idea who this is but they’re kinda spittin right now 2694
Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 02/12/2024When I’m out having fun and suddenly remember those astronauts are still stuck in space 3364
Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Went all out for thanksgiving this year. Rate my plate! 9391
Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 13/11/2024When I say I got that dog in me this is what I mean 024014
Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 10/10/2023Don’t even bother inviting me to the function unless this is the vibe 3244
Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 09/10/2023The Peppers Jamaican Bakery and Jerk Center called and they’re all out of you 1221
Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 06/10/2023In a pinch you can use one of these to grab a cop’s gun out of their holster 2464
Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 19/08/2023This is how I look at my wife when she drives me home from the bar 0322