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Jon Drake

@jondrake.bsky.social
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Does anybody wanna meet up at the Columbus airport and drink the forbidden liquid
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
(Avril Lavigne voice) why’d you have to go and make wings so complicated
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
But I am cleaning up so well
Matt Damon as Odysseus calmly singing the chorus to Dashboard Confessional’s “Vindicated” Matt Damon as Odysseus screaming the chorus to Dashboard Confessional’s “Vindicated”
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
All time British guy name here
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Living through the great insider trading era or 2025-2028 with morals
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Would you like 4 wings for $7 or 5 wings for $11
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
First day of third grade ass signature
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
This is such a funny thing to ask about the bird Randy Johnson hit with a 97 mph fastball causing it to fully explode
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Teaching my kids about classic art
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Celebrating Christmas the normal way (playing the hit board game “Kenny G: Keepin’ It Saxy”)
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Happy Christmas Eve Eve, or as we call it in my household, Compound Butter Day, to all who celebrate
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Sharing one of my favorite playlists for this time of year!
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
The more incompetent the leadership, the more fucked up the haircut is
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Flights to Ohio are getting ridiculous
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
The ads over on twitter are getting weirder
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Trying to remember how that B.O.B. and Bruno Mars song goes
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Never related to a song more than the Kidz Bop version of Hot To Go
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Hey real quick is this good
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
If nobody got me I know the microwaveable spicy chicken sandwiches from Costco got me
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
No idea who this is but they’re kinda spittin right now
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
The Shining meme where Wendy Torrance finds what Jack has been typing but it’s just “I’m a huge fan of Hawk Tuah but you took my life savings” over and over
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Hmmm
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
When I’m out having fun and suddenly remember those astronauts are still stuck in space
Very sad man
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Found @ronnui.bsky.social stocking
A denim stocking
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Went all out for thanksgiving this year. Rate my plate!
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Phyrexian Phryday?
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Photoshopped succession post that changes the dialogue to 

Greg from Succession:  Happy Thanksgiving! 

Ewan Roy: Not for the 11 beers I’m gonna drink.
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
When I say I got that dog in me this is what I mean
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Couldn’t believe he said that
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
This would catch a lot of you tbh
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
Don’t even bother inviting me to the function unless this is the vibe
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 09/10/2023
The Peppers Jamaican Bakery and Jerk Center called and they’re all out of you
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 06/10/2023
In a pinch you can use one of these to grab a cop’s gun out of their holster
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 22/09/2023
Kermit the Frog calmly sings the line “I am right, I swear I’m right. I swear I knew it all along” from Dashboard Confessional’s “Vindicated”Kermit the Frog is screaming the line “AND I AM FLAWED” from “Vindicated” by Dashboard Confessional
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 25/08/2023
Who up and listening to emo from the 00s
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
This is how I look at my wife when she drives me home from the bar
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 18/08/2023
I cant escape this and now neither can you
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
Reconnecting with my Twitter mutuals
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 15/06/2023
About to fuck up a baby’s day
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 20/05/2023
What about the Jerk Center
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 19/05/2023
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 18/05/2023
Benjonhamm Franklin
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 16/05/2023
I can be your devil or your angle
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