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Jon Crossland

@joncrossfire.bsky.social
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#LUFC Fev Rovers and an NFL fan. Massive Pigeon Detectives fan. Plus Music in General. Wish I still had that hair.

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Jon Crossland @joncrossfire.bsky.social · 9h
Is it that obvious that Julie is another traitor. Dressed in red already #celebritytraitors
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Jon Crossland @joncrossfire.bsky.social · 9h
Who else is goggling half of these #celebritytraitors
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Jon Crossland @joncrossfire.bsky.social · 11h
What's the word on the streets about the hull players crashing near the training ground? Speeding? Shit road surface? Has to be something if both cars have flipped
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Jon Crossland @joncrossfire.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Use a Vid, Gif or pic to describe your mood today.
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Work Screw It
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Jon Crossland @joncrossfire.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I was once "stealing a bit of Diesel" off an American bloke when I came across some doggers and so rang the police and rather than face the shame told them I was a terrorist.
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Jon Crossland @joncrossfire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
May dip my toe back into the rest is football podcast to see if shearer will be throwing his medals in the bin like Roy Keane
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Jon Crossland @joncrossfire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm behind on #gbbo but Shannon wheeling the grandma story out already *cries
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Pops @pops131.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Love it!! 🤣😂🤣
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Jon Crossland @joncrossfire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Salope Gerard Depardieu
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Tony @antonyillahiwarren.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Jon Crossland @joncrossfire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Erasure on tour next year. Pass me the needles and let me stick them in my eyes. The tight vest looks on a 60 odd year old bloke is not the best Andy. Time to give it up
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Jon Crossland @joncrossfire.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Restarted my phone as the BBC sport app says wakey have won
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Jon Crossland @joncrossfire.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
International break. *London City Lionesses vs Brighton. *It's no where near London
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Jon Crossland @joncrossfire.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Piece of piss this getting Oasis tickets
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Jon Crossland @joncrossfire.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Morning on the delayed rattler to London. Hope the WiFi is good enough for me to attempt to get Oasis tickets.
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Jon Crossland @joncrossfire.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The fine will be ten bob and a blackies egg. #lufc #mcfc
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Jon Crossland @joncrossfire.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
6 music Indie forever not bad this morning and episode I've not heard before. Football linked songs with Felix and Steve. Just heard the Mark E Smith read the footie results. 🤣
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Jon Crossland @joncrossfire.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Everyone checking their emails for an Oasis code.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A warning about the supposed final Fall album that’s coming out soon: it is NOT a real Fall album, it’s just Mark E Smith rambling nonsense over music that has no connection to the vocal
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Jon Crossland @joncrossfire.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Boo No Extra Slice #gbbo
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Jon Crossland @joncrossfire.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ratings killer #gbbo
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Jon Crossland @joncrossfire.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Nigella obsessed with Salt #gbbo *Sideways glance to camera
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Jon Crossland @joncrossfire.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If one of them doesn't say "mix mixy" like the woman on the slimming world recipes I'll not be happy #gbbo
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Jon Crossland @joncrossfire.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
All leeds aren't we #gbbo Tom
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Jon Crossland @joncrossfire.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Nigella is channelling her John Tarode with how wide she opens her mouth for each mouth full #gbbo
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Jon Crossland @joncrossfire.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Strong with the weirdos on #gbbo this year
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Wrote something about SNL:UK and what I learned by going to see it being made… joelmorris.substack.com/p/live-from-...
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Live from London, it’s SATURDAY NIGHT!
What seeing this week’s episode of SNL UK taught me about comedy.
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Jon Crossland @joncrossfire.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Noel seems to be at his Elvis 74 comeback stage. #gbbo
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Jon Crossland @joncrossfire.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"The Train toilet door wouldn't work"
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Jon Crossland @joncrossfire.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Which one of the Kardashians is she? #reform
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Jon Crossland @joncrossfire.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I really like the look of this type of stuff. Already looks a cut above. It will be interesting to see what happens when we lose as other teams seem to always forget to report on that. The London lionesses being an example. Lost last week. No mention whatsoever. #lufc
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NFL Scores @nflscores.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Final: Dolphins 13 49ers 35
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Jon Crossland @joncrossfire.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We could be having man Us season #lufc
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Jon Crossland @joncrossfire.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Snl UK need to stick to the witty topical stuff. Fell asleep during the last few sketches when they were just random shit.
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Jon Crossland @joncrossfire.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Anyone just checking in now on here. Blue sky has been renamed the Aaronson hating channel. #lufc Chill the fuck out. We've come a long way baby and there's still a long way to go.
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Jon Crossland @joncrossfire.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Makes sense both on yellows. Sometimes you just have to. #lufc were not putting square pegs in round holes anymore
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Jon Crossland @joncrossfire.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Just watched the Brighton Vs Arsenal highlights. It's not for everyone getting a point down there. Rice can be a big baby if he doesn't get his own way. Brighton basically did an Arsenal to Arsenal.
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Andy P @arcticreviews.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
👌 arcticreviews.co.uk/2020/11/30/1...
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100 Greatest Songs of the 80’s #19 Happy Mondays – Wrote For Luck
Released : 1988 So concerned was Tony Wilson about the Happy Mondays increasingly chemical lifestyle at home in Manchester that for their second album he despatched them to the Slaughterhouse Studi…
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Jon Crossland @joncrossfire.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Has Arsenal TV sacked Lego head yet #lufc
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Jon Crossland @joncrossfire.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
In Blackpool for a Pigeon Detectives gig. It really is the end of the earth. Currently in a themed Coyote Ugly bar. I'll let you guess what it's like in here. In need of proper music
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Jon Crossland @joncrossfire.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
201.9 diesel round our end What The Actual Fuck.
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Jon Crossland @joncrossfire.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Of course Laura Tory is interviewing Diana's brother.
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Jeff Evans @jeffevanswriter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Six days to go before publication. Orders being taken now. If you'd like a signed copy, please use the link below. It’ll be post-free too! Otherwise, available via all the usual retailers and online suppliers. shorturl.at/dIdDW
Stack of the book Rock & Pop on British TV: The Definitive History by Jeff Evans. Foreword by Jools Holland. Signed copies can be ordered via jeffevans.co.uk.
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Jon Crossland @joncrossfire.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Bored of all other podcasts I listen to, and I listen to mostly anything. I've gone back to see how far I'd got with the @thesquareball.net upto episode 17. Dan's voice actually sounds quite young. Main club issues were not selling the ground out for home games. Strange times #lufc
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Jeff Evans @jeffevanswriter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
55 years ago today, The Partridge Family was first seen on BBC1. The show that introduced David Cassidy. The BBC dropped it after only half a series. Bad timing. Just a few months later Cassidy was all over the charts as a solo performer. ITV – understandably – picked it up instead.
Radio Times programme entry for The Partridge Family, starring David Cassidy.
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Jon Crossland @joncrossfire.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Listened to propaganda and the sound of Big Leigh giving it large with the "D C L Dominic Calvert Lewin" made the hairs stand up on the back of my neck #lufc
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Sky News @news.sky.com · 17/09/2026
Neagley star Maria Sten on getting a Reacher spin-off
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Neagley star Maria Sten on getting a Reacher spin-off
Maria Sten stars as the title character in the Prime Video Reacher spin-off series Neagley, an action crime thriller which follows a private investigator in Chicago
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Jon Crossland @joncrossfire.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Darlow in goal for scum. Struijk playing for Brighton #lufc
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Jon Crossland @joncrossfire.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
As part of a redemption arc for myself. Don't bother listening to the True Faith NUFC podcast @michaeltsb.bsky.social They were too nice and two of them didn't have a Geordie accent.
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Jon Crossland @joncrossfire.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A shameless live show. Stop the world I want to get off
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