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Jon Crossland

@joncrossfire.bsky.social
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#LUFC Fev Rovers and an NFL fan. Massive Pigeon Detectives fan. Plus Music in General. Wish I still had that hair.

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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 2h
JUST IN: Trump to sign an Executive Order adding an 8th day to our week to be called TrumpDay.
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Jon Crossland @joncrossfire.bsky.social · 2h
Maybe the local "caravan" community can help.
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Jon Crossland @joncrossfire.bsky.social · 10h
Sorry lads and maybe lasses there's no picture of me half naked or even nearly fully naked to accompany my 9 albums. Maybe I shouldn't have searched for it.
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Jon Crossland @joncrossfire.bsky.social · 10h
#my9albums
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Jon Crossland @joncrossfire.bsky.social · 22h
St Winifred's as we called it.
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Jon Crossland @joncrossfire.bsky.social · 22h
I lived in Featherstone and went to crofton. For obvious reasons. Buses dropped me off miles away or so it seemed to a lazy git like me.
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Jon Crossland @joncrossfire.bsky.social · 23h
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Man's Fake Laugh Turns Serious
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Jon Crossland @joncrossfire.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My dad had it on cassette in the car. Every morning as I got dropped off for school, know it off by heart.
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Jon Crossland @joncrossfire.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Think that was Rooney in a half and half scarf at the NFL. FFS
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Jon Crossland @joncrossfire.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Your not dusting till January. Which I suppose is a result
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Jon Crossland @joncrossfire.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I bet most of them wakey players on the open top bus have never been to some of the places they've been on that bus today. Not sure there's many nice sites to see like in Leeds for example. "Ooh look Iceland, spoons, a vape shop, ooh and a polish shop. Turkish Barbers another polish shop"
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Jon Crossland @joncrossfire.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A tenner is cheap compared to this version. Although it is signed. And no I didn't buy it.
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Jon Crossland @joncrossfire.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Showing Matt Ellis as many times as Danny Dyer in the quarter final.
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Jon Crossland @joncrossfire.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Piece of piss Seth Johnson.
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Sky News @news.sky.com · 02/10/2026
England cricketer Brydon Carse charged by regulator following arrest on night out
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England cricketer Brydon Carse charged by regulator following arrest on night out
Fast bowler Brydon Carse has been charged with breaching the England and Wales Cricket Board's professional conduct regulations.
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Jon Crossland @joncrossfire.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think to get suspicion away from themselves they'll get rid of jerry. Richard will have gone.
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Jon Crossland @joncrossfire.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Stephen from the last ordinary series vibes. Wearing the loudest outfits.
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Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🧃 @bagpuss.org · 02/10/2026
Can't think who MIranda reminds me of #CelebrityTraitors
Miranda Hart wearing a dirt Hitler moustache.
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Jon Crossland @joncrossfire.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#thecelebritytraitors The ted rogers gif*
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Jon Crossland @joncrossfire.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just listened to the first half. Great. I always wondered what happened. Just thought he was injured. Through the years we've had a few of these types. A lot in the 80's. Be a good idea for a book. Although it would never end.
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Daniel/Moxco @leedsista.com · 02/10/2026
A flick of a surgeon's knife had restored Strachan's place among the best midfielders in the league, so with Batty, McAllister, Speed, Hodge and David Rocastle, #LUFC had six international class midfielders. It didn't fit. David Rocastle (part two) ⭑ From A-Z since '92
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David Rocastle (part two) ⭑ From A-Z since '92
A flick of a surgeon's knife had restored Strachan's place as one of the best wide midfielders in the league, so with Batty, McAllister, Speed, Hodge and David Rocastle, Leeds had six international class midfielders. It didn't fit.
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Jon Crossland @joncrossfire.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Breakroom Chronicles have done a version of Friday I'm in love. It's what the internet was made for 🤣
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Jon Crossland @joncrossfire.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Full kit wanker
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Jon Crossland @joncrossfire.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bit of the favourite band on a Friday
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Beau @drbeaubeaumont.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Celebrating the sixth anniversary of one of the best puns to ever come out of either Twitter or Covid.
A tweet from ITV News that “Strictly Come Dancing contestant HRVY tests positive for coronavirus”, retweeted by Fourfoot with the post “He needs A and E.”
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Jon Crossland @joncrossfire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Is it that obvious that Julie is another traitor. Dressed in red already #celebritytraitors
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Jon Crossland @joncrossfire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Who else is goggling half of these #celebritytraitors
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Jon Crossland @joncrossfire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What's the word on the streets about the hull players crashing near the training ground? Speeding? Shit road surface? Has to be something if both cars have flipped
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Jon Crossland @joncrossfire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm waiting until the orange maniac has gone.
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Jon Crossland @joncrossfire.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Use a Vid, Gif or pic to describe your mood today.
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Work Screw It
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Jon Crossland @joncrossfire.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I was once "stealing a bit of Diesel" off an American bloke when I came across some doggers and so rang the police and rather than face the shame told them I was a terrorist.
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Jon Crossland @joncrossfire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
May dip my toe back into the rest is football podcast to see if shearer will be throwing his medals in the bin like Roy Keane
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Jon Crossland @joncrossfire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm behind on #gbbo but Shannon wheeling the grandma story out already *cries
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Pops @pops131.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Love it!! 🤣😂🤣
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Jon Crossland @joncrossfire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Back to this I go to most of the gigs I go to on my own. I'm off to see Fontaine's DC on my own next month. I got my own ticket for the wonderstuff but I know the brother in law is now going so I will probably end up with him. But if he thinks I'm off in some random little pub and miss the support 🖕
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Jon Crossland @joncrossfire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Salope Gerard Depardieu
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Tony @antonyillahiwarren.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Jon Crossland @joncrossfire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
As Leeds fans we shouldn't take ourselves too seriously. Were too damaged to do that. No one takes the square ball stuff seriously and the same should be done for Simon on his pod. They get the melts not brave enough for talksport on there so have to play to the audience.
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Jon Crossland @joncrossfire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Discovered they were actually filming a new sketch for SNL UK.
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Jon Crossland @joncrossfire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Erasure on tour next year. Pass me the needles and let me stick them in my eyes. The tight vest looks on a 60 odd year old bloke is not the best Andy. Time to give it up
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Jon Crossland @joncrossfire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Who pays you first. I told a mate I had 2 and I got the impression I was asking him. He's flaky at the best of times but he started making excuses about toilet situations and how expensive it was. I wasn't sorry to disappoint him
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Jon Crossland @joncrossfire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I got 2 together. Tried to get 4 standing first but no joy. Then saw 4 seats together but once it gave me a price I dropped that to 2. Lad says his mates gutted offered him 2 grand. I said don't bother. He never said he had anyone who wanted to go. I won't be selling them on.
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Jon Crossland @joncrossfire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Was a piece of piss and I was sat on a train on the way into London on Friday morning. Thankfully for 1 time only it was delayed and I had it sorted before I had to get off. Was worried I'd be stood near the train logged on the WiFi until I got through. Cost a fortune like.
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Jon Crossland @joncrossfire.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No I wasn't but the wife did for the bits she bought.
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Jon Crossland @joncrossfire.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is now a thread. This is in a vinyl shop in Notting hill.
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Jon Crossland @joncrossfire.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Restarted my phone as the BBC sport app says wakey have won
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Jon Crossland @joncrossfire.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
International break. *London City Lionesses vs Brighton. *It's no where near London
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Jon Crossland @joncrossfire.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Piece of piss this getting Oasis tickets
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Jon Crossland @joncrossfire.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Morning on the delayed rattler to London. Hope the WiFi is good enough for me to attempt to get Oasis tickets.
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Jon Crossland @joncrossfire.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The fine will be ten bob and a blackies egg. #lufc #mcfc
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