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Jon Bois

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 1h

He should be writing about Donald Trump and calling out his corruption instead. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corrupt...

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Ryan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

uhh i was digitizing a box of old VHS tapes for my uncle... you guys ever hear of something called "The Mayonnaise Channel"??

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 12h

i think it's weird that the yankees logo is just a pile of sticks. at least make it some letters or something

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21h

billy riggins might be the most impressively real tv character i've ever seen. such a true-to-life fuckup

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 23h

happy birthday to god

priest holmes vaulting over a rabble of offensive and defensive linemen

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

early reviews are in

youtube comment: Are you suggesting Bo Jackson is responsible for the Iraq war

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

the history of charging the mound, episode 9: ROBIN VENTURA vs. NOLAN RYAN youtu.be/p6gXBCvf8q0?...

ROBIN VENTURA vs. NOLAN RYAN

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

we're flipping it live in about 10 minutes, come on through youtu.be/p6gXBCvf8q0?...

ROBIN VENTURA vs. NOLAN RYAN

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

free movie night tonight! VENTURA VS. RYAN starts streaming at 9 pm eastern tonight and will run about 1 hour, 20 minutes. why watch playoff baseball when you can watch a documentary about decades-old regular season baseball www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6gX...

ROBIN VENTURA vs. NOLAN RYAN

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

derrick turnbow [tossing baseball]: "mlb teams." erick aybar [swinging bat]: "mlb transactions." lyle mouton [pounding mitt]: "mlb rule book." me [pointing at camera]: "do YOU mlb? visit mlb to learn more." [title card: "Major League MLB"] brooks conrad: "hey – who let the youtuber in here???"

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

and there's jon, first-year coach of the saints. he's lobbying the refs, let's see if we can lip-read what he's saying ... it ... it looks like "they practiced that." it seems he's accusing his opponent of practicing their plays beforehand. team practice is allowed by rule, but oh boy. he is furious

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

if you haven't had the chance to catch any of the history of charging the mound: The Big One streams live on youtube tomorrow night, free to watch for everybody ROBIN VENTURA VS. NOLAN RYAN 9 pm eastern 83 minutes, color, closed captioning available www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6gX...

ROBIN VENTURA vs. NOLAN RYAN

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

hell yeah the double spaces make it look like they drafted it in microsoft word and pasted it over

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

@Jdabomb93 14 years ago
Dont look to politics for the solutions to our promblems, your only playing there game

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

the history of charging the mound, series finale: ANDRÉS GALARRAGA, PART 2 OF 2 now up on patreon www.patreon.com/SecretBase/p...

ANDRÉS GALARRAGA, PART 2 OF 2: THE HISTORY OF CHARGING THE MOUND. | Secret Base

I love this guy so much. That was probably already made clear in Part 1, which is here if you want to catch up. We already saw the Big Cat's

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Steve Quick @stevequick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

a lot of things in football these days are the kinds of things you’re starting to see more and more of around the league

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

it ought to be interesting to find out who will win nfl games

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

i don’t know what that is

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

[while eight games are playing at once] bad call! what a bunch of baloney!

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

series finale of charging the mound goes up on patreon tomorrow

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The Big Cat: Part 2 of 2

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

www.pro-football-reference.com/teams/kan/20...

pro-football-reference.com

2012 Kansas City Chiefs Rosters, Stats, Schedule, Team Draftees, Injury Reports | Pro-Football-Reference.com

Check out the 2012 Kansas City Chiefs Roster, Stats, Schedule, Team Draftees, Injury Reports and more on Pro-Football-Reference.com.

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

they gotta do away with the kickoff entirely. boring injury-ritual fake ass football

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

probably about as good as i'm gonna get it

MY9ALBUMS
The sound that made me
1. Excitable Boy, Warren Zevon
2. Rain Dogs, Tom Waits
3. Laughing Stock, Talk Talk
4. Four-Calendar Cafe, Cocteau Twins
5. The Lonesome Crowded West, Modest Mouse
6. Aquemini, Outkast
7. Emergency & I, The Dismemberment Plan
8. What We Must, Jaga Jazzist
9. Kaputt, Destroyer

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

foul balls are a huge concern for major league baseball. fans typically keep the ones they catch, and there's not exactly any good reason to buy a ticket to a baseball game if you have your own baseball at home you can look at anytime you want

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

killer album, probably my favorite of theirs

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Who You Callin’ Turkey @handle.invalid · 28/08/2026

DOUBLE PLAY!! There’s been a double play in the mlb.

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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

A picture of Brian's face with the text

"Repost if youre really fucking stupid"

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

don't look now but dabo swinney and his boys are moving the sticks at kyle field as they try to bring the iron skillet back home to the swamp

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

too scary

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

i can quickly and effortlessly solve puzzles intended for two-year-olds

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

i want to become one of those people who reply to their own posts from 28 months ago with “And another thing,”

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency me: you know, these days, amazon is a whole lot more than just books operator: oh yeah? me: yeah operator: i see. well. did you have an emergency of some kind to report me: no! leave me alone

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

replying "You mean this?" and attaching an image of something that happens to have the same name as one of the words you said, its portrait orientation and astonishing size eclipsing your original post and banishing it into darkness

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

i've never played minecraft but my hunch is that the frustrations of terraforming and city planning with a playstation controller are not unlike trying to go 10-7 with kenny pickett

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

listen everyone, i’m getting sick of all the criticism. this is my first blender project. i’m still figuring out how pivot points work. i am also aware that at frame 860 he teleports to fairfax along the x-axis. i’m working on it

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

kinda bullshit whenever the fever score 98. like come on. no it’s not

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

all the guys who made harambe jokes 10 years ago later experienced complete emotional breakdowns, became born-again evangelicals, and are now enthusiastic fans of the liberty biberty commercials

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

they should let you key in your initials for high scores

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

you’re not a true james bond fan unless you know both of the words to the james bond theme song

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

the medical profession could discover entire new ligaments by putting me at corner for a series in an nfl game. line me up to guard jaylen waddle and i'd shred a forbidden ligament that connects your knee to one of your teeth

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

marv and harry’s son, junior

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

it actually doesn't rain very often in the pacific northwest. i visited seattle for a couple days one time and it didn't rain the entire time i was there

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

just saw a guy walking in the rain with an umbrella. and i’m just like, come on man. that’s cheating. don’t be a dick

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zounder.bsky.social @zounder.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

whenever you're down multiple scores in the final minutes it's good to make an endless series of 4-yard gains inbounds

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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 24/09/2026

I had to make this a jingle

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

i feel like college football players make poor decisions sometimes

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

we're on bedlam watch at rice-eccles as dabo swinney and his boys try to short-circuit the bcs computers down in the swamp