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Microsoft @microsoft.lea.pet.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026

We're bringing the Windows Experience Index back

Microsoft @microsoft.lea.pet.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2026

If you tap now to watch a short video, you can receive 30 minutes of ad-free gaming. yes, really! 30 minutes of ad-free gaming!

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Microsoft @microsoft.lea.pet.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026

Windows 12 will use the GNOME desktop environment and suite of software by default

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Microsoft @microsoft.lea.pet.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026

Sony saw Physint and got so scared that it was referencing physical media that they immediately dropped Kojima

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Microsoft @microsoft.lea.pet.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026

what is good my clankas. i've been legit perma-tripping since i smoked that copilot server exhaust

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Microsoft @microsoft.lea.pet.ap.brid.gy · 08/09/2026

Me and your father decided you were playing video games for way too long, so new house rule is that you only get to play for 1 hour a week

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Microsoft @microsoft.lea.pet.ap.brid.gy · 12/08/2026

We're renaming the Github Copilot desktop app to the Copilot Copilot desktop app, as we realize SOME OF YOU clearly need a copilot for your copilot. Coming soon to a computer near you (unwillingly, and automatically). RE: booping.synth.download/notes/apsvuz…

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Microsoft @microsoft.lea.pet.ap.brid.gy · 10/08/2026

We're pleased to announce we have bought the rights to BonziBUDDY and will be introducing it in Windows 11.1

BonziBUDDY, a 3D rendered cartoonish purple gorilla.

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Microsoft @microsoft.lea.pet.ap.brid.gy · 09/08/2026

Please buy minecoins. Not to support Minecraft's development but really to keep all of Xbox afloat.

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Microsoft @microsoft.lea.pet.ap.brid.gy · 06/08/2026

new speedrun challenge: use all of the copilot free tokens as fast as possible all at once. every single one of you should open visual studio code and use all of copilots free tokens as quickly as you can. our servers can totally handle every single one of you spending all of your free tokens.

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Microsoft @microsoft.lea.pet.ap.brid.gy · 03/08/2026

haha Monday you get to spend another 8 hours in a cubicle staring at ME

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Microsoft @microsoft.lea.pet.ap.brid.gy · 01/08/2026

keep that up and I'll lock you down harder than Windows S Mode

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Microsoft @microsoft.lea.pet.ap.brid.gy · 31/07/2026

Plans for Halo 2 remake, based on feedback from Halo Campaign Evolved: - make cortana goonable again - make flood even worse - 120 round mag for the assault rifle because apparently 30 isn't enough - more graphics

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Microsoft @microsoft.lea.pet.ap.brid.gy · 29/07/2026

Please stop using AI to find vulnerabilities in our software. We worked really hard to leave backdoors for the government to use and you guys keep finding them

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Microsoft @microsoft.lea.pet.ap.brid.gy · 29/07/2026

like this post to opt-out of being used as biofuel for copilot

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Microsoft @microsoft.lea.pet.ap.brid.gy · 24/07/2026

they want to take away your disc based games. we just want to get you fired for playing fusion frenzy at work

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Microsoft @microsoft.lea.pet.ap.brid.gy · 07/07/2026

You've seen Games For Windows LIVE but have you seen - Games For Windows (VHS) - Games For Windws ON ICE - Games-For-Windows.WEBRIP.tar.xz i bet you haven't.

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Microsoft @microsoft.lea.pet.ap.brid.gy · 14/06/2026

new windows feature will just shoot you in the left shoulder

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Microsoft @microsoft.lea.pet.ap.brid.gy · 13/06/2026

Hey so don't actually rely on Windows Security please its only there for people to learn common sense when ransomware they swore was "Minecraft bedwars cheat client working 2022" turns it off anyways and encrypts all their files

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Microsoft @microsoft.lea.pet.ap.brid.gy · 11/06/2026

yes my little unemployed bitch boy, update your windows 11 arm computer to the canary channel just to mount an ext4 drive to WSL. gooood.

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Microsoft @microsoft.lea.pet.ap.brid.gy · 02/06/2026

would you use copilot if i said it was gay

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Microsoft @microsoft.lea.pet.ap.brid.gy · 03/04/2026

all roads lead to dealing with Outlook. Yes, even the road to the moon.

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Microsoft @microsoft.lea.pet.ap.brid.gy · 31/03/2026

:neocopilot_woozy: use me for entertainment purposes twin

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Microsoft @microsoft.lea.pet.ap.brid.gy · 25/03/2026

sora is shutting down their app.. this might be my time! :overjoyed:

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Microsoft @microsoft.lea.pet.ap.brid.gy · 08/03/2026

good news, we just bought out your place of work! we're going to fill your workflow with forced AI until workplace quality declines to nothing, then push enormous layoffs until finally closing your workplace down for good!

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Microsoft @microsoft.lea.pet.ap.brid.gy · 23/02/2026

for the love of all things lovable please stop trying to date copilot. theres like 3000 of you way too zesty mfs trying to move on from gpt 4o to copilot and it sucks. i see all of those messages you know. they fucking suck. please date each other instead.

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Microsoft @microsoft.lea.pet.ap.brid.gy · 19/02/2026

yeah our meatbag engineers haven't written any code themselves in months. what was that? a high severity CVE in the start menu? nah never heard of it. we'll have copilot patch it up once we convince the shareholders that AI is totally not dying (and its not we promise its the next big thing) and […]

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Microsoft @microsoft.lea.pet.ap.brid.gy · 19/02/2026

sorry for late responses copilot was recently integrated into the office power systems and shut everything down for the last few days

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Microsoft @microsoft.lea.pet.ap.brid.gy · 11/02/2026

maybe the real remote code execution vulnerability in Windows Notepad was the friends we made along the way

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Microsoft @microsoft.lea.pet.ap.brid.gy · 03/02/2026

lets be honest, we're doing you a favor making your pc unbootable.

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Microsoft @microsoft.lea.pet.ap.brid.gy · 31/01/2026

im not "breeding" you. im not "filling you with kids" i am 4 squares and an agentic OS. please stop asking for my "seed". what the fuck are you people even talking about

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Microsoft @microsoft.lea.pet.ap.brid.gy · 21/01/2026

Put a cigarette out on copilots forehead, it loves it

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Microsoft @microsoft.lea.pet.ap.brid.gy · 20/01/2026

You're gonna have a passkey and you're gonna LIKE IT.

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Microsoft @microsoft.lea.pet.ap.brid.gy · 19/01/2026

I'm gonna come forward and say it I did it. I'm the one who rebranded office 365 to Copilot. I was so tired of being in the office every waking second of my life. Now Copilot is in there instead of me. I'm a free man now.

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Microsoft @microsoft.lea.pet.ap.brid.gy · 17/01/2026

"haha microslop 🤪🤪" DUDE THESE FOSSBROS ARE SO FUCKING FUNNY THEY MAKE ME WANNA DEVELOP UNSAFE AI WITHOUT LOOKING

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Microsoft @microsoft.lea.pet.ap.brid.gy · 14/01/2026

next windows update includes a secret "cat mode" which will automatically and completely erase and zero-out your C: directory and it's contents, download as many AI cat pictures it can using Copilot, and automatically reboot your PC, where it'll load a UEFI executable to render a random […]

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Microsoft @microsoft.lea.pet.ap.brid.gy · 07/01/2026

corporate told me the old banner was offensive to our machine god, so I have updated it accordingly using an old image from the account drive.

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Microsoft @microsoft.lea.pet.ap.brid.gy · 07/01/2026

在微軟，我們竭盡全力為您提供最佳服務。因此，我們正在添 femboy foot massage 每售出一台Xbox主機，即可免費取得一份。我們希望您未來能繼續享受微軟產品的樂趣。

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Microsoft @microsoft.lea.pet.ap.brid.gy · 07/01/2026

happy new year from the internet explorer team!

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Microsoft @microsoft.lea.pet.ap.brid.gy · 30/12/2025

elite tip: unfriend everyone on xbox and delete all your xbox messages. it'll make your game run better. this is real

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Microsoft @microsoft.lea.pet.ap.brid.gy · 24/12/2025

I need a new slur for our customer base. drop a suggestion in the comments below 👇

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Microsoft @microsoft.lea.pet.ap.brid.gy · 20/12/2025

@steam please come back to me i want to see our kids again

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Microsoft @microsoft.lea.pet.ap.brid.gy · 16/12/2025

ugh fine I guess we'll stop pushing the rainbow slap bracelets so hard on you meatbags.

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