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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄

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High Weirdness accelerationist Known hummus supporter Infowarrior Together, we can win the War on Bikes. 🌉 bridged from ⁂ sfba.social/@jonathankoren, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy · 1h
it's wild that there are Ukrainian fighting groups named after video games. Foxhound? Big Boss would be proud.
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy · 3h
Huh. This bitter mellon has bright red seeds. We’ve never got one like this before. They’re usually white on the inside
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy · 7h
This could be us, but you’re just teasing
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Rachel Coldicutt @rachelcoldicutt.bsky.social · 18/10/2026
I am sorry, which company is this? www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
At Microsoft, which rolled out Al widely internally, executive vice-president Ryan Roslansky recently publicly lamented the prevalence of Al slop in his day-to-day work. After receiving iwhat was clearly an Al-generated doc from a co-worker, he used his Al to summarize it and came away with no new thinking about the idea, he said. He warned his followers against falling into this potential "doom loop", where Al does the reading and writing and leaves behind an "ocean of sameness".
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Joxean Koret (@matalaz) @joxean.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 9h
Amazing... Tap water no longer drinkable in Longyearbyen, Svalbard. www.theguardian.com/environment/202…
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Tap water no longer drinkable in Norwegian town as climate-related thawing releases heavy metals
Warning for other Arctic communities as residents told not to use water in Longyearbyen in Svalbard, one of the fastest-warming places in the world
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NWSL @nwslsoccer.com · 18/10/2026
Bay is right back in it 👊 Caroline Conti roofs Karlie Lema's cross and Bay are level!
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026
He line is “Earn your place in the fight”, which even stranger
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026
Recruiting commericals aren't anything new, but I don't think I've ever seen one in my lifetime that was essentially, "Go kill them!" Instead they were framed in terms of defense, service to the community, and bettering yourself, and even adventure. This is just fascist bullshit.
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026
"Outrage after Meta suspends No Kings Instagram account during protests Running a protest movement on Instagram is basically holding the union meeting in the boss’s office and acting shocked when security walks in. And there are alternatives: Bluesky, Mastodon, the fediverse in general. None of […]
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026
unsurprisingly, the war.gov ad was very fashy. It looked like something out of Helldivers. Lot's of shooting and blowing up stuff. The closing slogan right before "war.gov" and a giant eagle appeared on screen was something like, "Get in the fight," or " Now it's your turn to fight" or […]
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026
it's funny that TBS has Pedro Martinez as a commentator, because he can barely speak English
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026
TIL There's a directors cut of LIttle Shop of Horrors with an alternate ending that's closer to the play's endng I've heard about the play's ending, but I had no idea the film had an alternate ending
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026
I just watched the first episode of Colombo with my husband and one of Colombo's gotchas, one of his "no sane innocent man would ever do this"s, is "Why, when you were at your vacation home four hours out of the city and got a call that there was an emergency at home, why did you drive back and […]
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026
Oh no! I quoted! live.acarsdrama.com/@acarsdrama/117…
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ACARS Drama (@acarsdrama@live.acarsdrama.com)
Air to Ground Message: OHHH XXX SHE DONT KNOW SHIT LOLZZZZZZ Area: Cleveland, OH, USA A: #ae156408977 F: #fc058a34850 #acars #vdlm2
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026
This permission to quote is bullshit. The fediverse needs to grow the fuck up
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026
This is the first time I’ve seen an actual thread from this account, and it’s quite strange
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026
14yo: What's Cleveland's team called? Me: The Guardians. They used to be called... 14yo: Is this that team that changed their name from... The Rednecks? Me: The Rednecks?!?
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026
Interesting. A generic "go vote" ad that's coded right wing. No candidate. No issue. Just "Taxes are too high. Go vote."
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026
Does Yandy Diaz have a cross shaved into his beard, or does he ave a giant cross drawn on his cheeks? #mlb #alcs
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026
14yo: Why did Tampa Bay change their name from the Devil Rays to just the Rays? The Devil Rays sound better. Me: They found Jesus.
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clifff @clifff.shakedown.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
really makes you think #StreetArt
Photo of a sticker on a lamppost that says: I GOT PEGGED AT THE GEN-X JOPLIN SHOW BY AN ANDROGYNOUS FORKLIFT OPERATOR AND THEY STOLE MY KEYS
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
Ezri: What's your hidden talent? Worf: Hindsight Ezri: That's not really a hidden talent Worf: I see that now
Ezri: What's your hidden talent?Worf: HindsightEzri: That's not really a hidden talentWorf: I see that now
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
[You Can See Everything #youCanSeeEverything] i did not expect that second half, and I'm more confused now than when i went in. I wished we got closure about the NYT quote. They kept teasing the recordings but we never got them. Then the same confusions happens again with the prison visitation […]
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
Okay. that was a wild ride! Go see it.
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
Like a chump, I showed up on time, and it’s been 30 minutes and the movie hasn’t started yet
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
I find it funny that this theater is packed
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
Gone to see “You Can See Everything” Can’t wait for nudity.
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myrmepropagandist @futurebird.sauropods.win.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
One thing that I struggle to explain to 5th graders about programing is that they need to *click* on the console window before they try to type text to be processed by their program. They are also mystified by pressing "enter" to submit the text to the program. Maybe I should make them a […]
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
I should make this a real bumper sticker. I should also sell my old “nuke the valley” and “my other car is the Google bus” stickers. Too bad people aren’t still mad at the Google bus.
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CMPRRSN RTFCT @joshuaacnewman.xeno.glyphpress.com.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
That’s probably a 20-30 minute drive.
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
Olivia Rodrigo really does wear her influences on her sleeve. Name dropping The Cure. Performing with Robert Smith. David Byrne as a gameshow host in her video. She has good taste
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Dan Froomkin/Press Watch/Heads Up News @froomkin.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Washington Post photographer is brutally attacked by Israeli settlers engaged in a pogrom. (My ancestors would be appalled.) www.washingtonpost.com/world/2026/1...
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Israeli settlers attack Palestinians and Washington Post photographer in West Bank
The settlers attacked Palestinians harvesting olives and beat Heidi Levine, a veteran photojournalist. Witnesses said Israeli soldiers did nothing to halt the violence.
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Tomáš @prahou.merveilles.town.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
#sephora #mastoart #art #fediart #comic #unix_surrealism #neverslop
Fuck the computer now.

the unlimited power of content

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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
A classic. Barely anyone remembers CU-C-ME www.easylife.org/fufme
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FuckU-FuckMe. Changing the feel of communication.
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
@prahou 🫦
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
It was a real, but for the grace of god go i moment
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dell cameron @dell.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
NEW: Chicago-area cops took part in an undercover probe by ICE agents into Minneapolis mutual aid networks last spring, records obtained by WIRED show, including unspecified electronic surveillance, audio recordings, ALPR data by @awinston.bsky.social
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Chicago-Area Cops Helped HSI Spy on Minnesota Anti-ICE Activists
Despite Illinois’ sanctuary laws, local police in and around Chicago helped ICE investigative agents track activists engaged in First Amendment–protected activities.
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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 16/10/2026
Here he is saying the same line, in a different hat and a different room. Also, the framing here from Harris Faulkner is disconnected from reality. How is his campaign "embattled" and in need of "help" following "controversy after controversy"? What is she talking about? bsky.app/profile/just...
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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 16/10/2026
Wait. So Kid Rock went to Fox News, appeared on two different shows (apparently changing hats between shows) and used the same ridiculously offensive line both times? I literally saw this post and the next one right after another in my feed (see next post for other one): bsky.app/profile/atru...
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
I've been thinking about a friend I've known since junior high. He's a cool guy, and his life is pretty together, but I can't help but see him as the end point of what happens if you never step out of what's comfortable. Of the Herrinites, he's the only one not to leave, and the only one not to […]
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
Cigarettes @ Sunset is some good Appalachian punk #nowplaying They’re pretty damn cool youtu.be/YkeQfG0wOeY
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
@jsit @panic I learned this week that Panic is one of the few (perhaps only!) company to actually refund Trump’s illegal tariffs.
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
@bitprophet I was lucky with the Caribbean. I hit almost surrounding country in Africa
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
@bitprophet I really need to study Africa 🗺️ October 16, 2026 5/5 countries in 8/13 guesses 🟢🟢🟢🔵🟢 whereabouts.earth/daily #Whereabouts
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Whereabouts Daily
How many of today's five countries can you guess?
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
@HourlyPornhubbedHeathcliff cc @quasirealsmiths
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
Is @HourlyPornhubbedHeathcliff down? I haven’t seen it in a long time and theres no posts on its page. That sucks. It was a great concept
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
Quark: I'm not great at giving advice. Quark: Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Quark:  I'm not great at giving advice.Quark:  Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
@southpoleviews Happy Birthday Matt!
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
Well, it's technically impressive but absolutely dumb demo that's needlessly dangerous, with an optimistic promise that it will be for sale real soon. Typical Musk. gizmodo.com/teslas-new-roadster-can…
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The new Tesla Roadster can’t quite fly, but it can accelerate to 60 miles per hour in under a second using boosters, drive upside down, and propel itself through corkscrews in the air—at least under the conditions of the prototype’s unveiling at a SpaceX test site in McGregor, Texas, on Thursday night. “We need an audience to prove it’s not AI or SI,” Tesla and SpaceX CEO Elon Musk told the audience (referring to the White House’s preferred language, “Super Intelligence”). Tesla started taking deposits for the Roadster nearly a decade ago, and it launched a cherry-red first-generation Roadster with a mannequin named Starman into space on a SpaceX Falcon Heavy rocket in a 2018 publicity stunt. A 2019 demo for the Cybertruck resulted in Tesla’s design chief shattering two of its supposedly unbreakable “Armor Glass” windows, and Cybertrucks have subsequently become something of a signifier for jerkwads, selling more poorly than the infamous Ford Edsel. So it’s safe to say that this reveal was make-or-break. This prototype is a collaboration between Tesla and SpaceX and uses what Musk described as an “advanced ultra-high pressure air tank” to power SpaceX cold-gas thrusters. The demo took place well away from the actual stage for safety reasons. Musk told attendees, “Success is not guaranteed… But if it doesn’t work, we’re at a safe distance.” Unbelievably enough, it did work. Tesla showed the prototype Roadster launching upside down off the top of a half-circle ramp before guiding itself through a corkscrew maneuver. Later in the demo video, Musk had the Roadster jump over the entire Tesla vehicle fleet monster-truck-style, again with a corkscrew. “The car has, obviously, attitude control thrusters and main thrusters in the rear, so it can basically fly like a rocket, and it could do rolls,” Musk told the audience. “This will actually be, long-term, the only manually driven car that Tesla makes,” he said at another point. The Roadster pulls off its upside-down driving with suction fans that Musk said generate more than 2 Gs of cornering grip. Musk admitted that there aren’t many people who want to drive upside down, but claimed the “downforce of the car means you can corner incredibly well.” Combined with its acceleration, he promised it would “crush every track record that has ever existed.” A prototype Tesla Roadster jumps over a fleet of Tesla vehicles at a demo in McGregor, Texas on Oct. 15, 2026. © Tesla / Screenshot via YouTube The SpaceX cold-gas thrusters are deafeningly loud, judging from the livestream, where Musk activated them close to the audience for only a few seconds. Tesla also played a clip of the Roadster accelerating to 60 miles per hour in one second, then a live test where it achieved the same acceleration in 0.81 seconds. Musk said the SpaceX thrusters deliver 80 kilonewtons of thrust (an unusual metric for cars, to be sure) and use compressed air, so they don’t need any separate fuel. That’s arguably a more practical feature, although the thunderous boosters and the back-blast of compressed air are probably unpleasant for any human to be around. Musk joked during the demo that the upper boundary of acceleration is probably somewhere around when G-forces cause the retina to detach, so let’s hope it’s a bit lower than that. As a final trick, Tesla showed off the prototype Roadster launching itself straight up into the air for a corkscrew from the ground. None of these tricks, to the palpable relief of Musk and others on stage, resulted in a SpaceX-style explosion. The Roadster will come in three configurations (Performance, Thrust, and Rocket), only the last of which has thrusters that allow movement on a vertical axis. It’s not clear what practical purpose the car’s ability to corkscrew serves—it’s probably not legal to use in the first place, and it’s hard to think of any real-world driving scenario where pulling this maneuver wouldn’t be likely to end with the Roadster’s cabin full of puke, blood, or worse. According to MotorTrend, the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has a rule that classifies any vehicle that rises “Any Inch Off the Ground” as an aircraft, and had imposed airspace restrictions around the McGregor test facility ahead of the event’s original Oct. 1 date. That suggests that the Roadster would fall under FAA rules that restrict usage of these features to pre-approved areas away from traffic; Tesla has a long history of conflicts with its primary safety regulator, the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration. The new Roadster will enter production in 2028, according to Musk and crew. They made a point of assuring the audience that it’s a real timeline, not an estimate, but that’s about the only other concrete information provided alongside the spectacle. Tesla didn’t offer additional data, such as a spec sheet or price. Its original promised specs for this new generation of Roadster, from 2017, included 0-60 miles per hour in 1.9 seconds or less, a top speed of 250 miles per hour, and a driving range of 620 miles.
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