Jonathan Assink @jonassink.bsky.social · 22hsuch a great undecided voter interaction. campaigns are run by nerds who want to show you their bluesky dms. voters don't care. voters often pick random things to care about based on their media diet. campaigns don't win just because their ideas are right. 000 0
Jonathan Assink @jonassink.bsky.social · 16/10/2026I've heard they are considering a karaoke contest for batting coach because they want somebody who knows the hits. 110 0
Jonathan Assink @jonassink.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Apparently 8:30pm is the appropriate time to be stripping paint off 125th, SDOT? It was literally shaking our house and had our kids crying. 100 0
Jonathan Assink @jonassink.bsky.social · 13/10/2026yes. youtu.be/gDJ-ini7fF0?...youtu.beNARNIA: THE MAGICIAN’S NEPHEW | Official Trailer | NetflixYouTube video by Netflix 000 0
Jonathan Assink @jonassink.bsky.social · 11/10/2026hawks defense has forced 5 punts, have 3 sacks and have only allowed 112 yards of offense but the offense man... 000 0
Jonathan Assink @jonassink.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Entirely possible for the Seahawks to allow fewer than 100 yards in the first half and be losing this game. 000 0
Reposted by Jonathan AssinkRobert Cruickshank @robertcruickshank.com · 11/10/2026Tax the rich. Fund public schools. Protect the millionaires tax in WA and vote NO on I-645. 06012 0
Jonathan Assink @jonassink.bsky.social · 08/10/2026"If my grandmother had wheels she'd be a bike" 000 0
Jonathan Assink @jonassink.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I need to find a color printer and some cardstock so I can have this on my desk! kce.wiki/miniboxkce.wiki 000 0
Reposted by Jonathan AssinkJane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Washington State people: yesterday's episode of What A Day focused on two unbelievably shitty ballot issues you'll be voting on in November. www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsG9...youtube.comThe MAGA Push for “SEX TESTS” for Girls Who Play SportsYouTube video by What A Day 39021 0
Jonathan Assink @jonassink.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I know it's 70° outside but it's the start of soup season, dagumit. this is a pantry clear out of turkey sausage, Banza cavatappi, white beans, spinach and the holy trinity. 000 0
Reposted by Jonathan AssinkRobert Cruickshank @robertcruickshank.com · 02/10/2026This seems like a pretty major scandal. Sound Transit needs to immediately remove this photo of a candidate for office at a brand new station in the district in which she is currently running. 1378 0
Jonathan Assink @jonassink.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Jerry press conference about Crawford and Randy leaving and how this gives the org a chance to step back and give the young guys a chance to show what they can do gonna have me likestatic.klipy.comCreed One Last BreathALT: Creed One Last Breath 010 0
Reposted by Jonathan AssinkDavid Kroman @kromandavid.bsky.social · 28/09/2026His leaving on his own terms at the end of the year really only confirms that the only reason he wasn’t fired midseason was to preserve his reputation, which is not great for those of us who prefer a winning team 2182 0
Jonathan Assink @jonassink.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Austin Nola is Jerry's pick for next manager, and I think it's probably a good one (though hard to be worse than Dan). I think Nola benefits from being a player in the modern game (pitcher and platoon usage). 000 0
Jonathan Assink @jonassink.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Huskies defense looks absolutely atrocious. Can't cover, can't tackle, undersized and slow. 000 0
Reposted by Jonathan AssinkGreen Jacket Lady @greenjacketlady.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Three years ago today. Let’s get out there and make fun of the fear mongering bullies. (And bring a jacket. It might rain). 2050073 0
Reposted by Jonathan AssinkNiluJ @niluj.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Please listen to the episode and consider sharing! 063 0
Reposted by Jonathan AssinkJoe Veyera @joeveyera.bsky.social · 22/09/2026A very interesting thing is happening across Seattle right now: As Starbucks continues its retrenchment in its hometown, small local shops and chains are taking over their old cafes. That feels like a story to me, and I'll write it if anyone is taking pitches. DMs are open. 0647 0
Jonathan Assink @jonassink.bsky.social · 22/09/2026'super' isn't enough. in honor of the inflationary pressure in the economy, I'm using 'hyper intelligence' 010 0
Jonathan Assink @jonassink.bsky.social · 21/09/2026frog has reached deal with scorpion for safe passage across river 010 0
Reposted by Jonathan AssinkJames Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026If anyone's a freelance journalist (I assume there are some on Bluesky) and wants to contribute to election coverage please reach out to me, akleinman at heartlandsignal 24633 0
Jonathan Assink @jonassink.bsky.social · 16/09/2026we're reading through Narnia with our 7yo. he generally enjoys it, but as an adult (and post-deconstruction) the parts that are most meaningful aren't battles and adventures, it's scenes like Aslan in Prince Caspian traveling Narnia calling the people to join him. 100 0
Jonathan Assink @jonassink.bsky.social · 04/09/2026awkwardly close to Kansas for too much of this survey, but landed in the right place. mydialect.us/quiz-standar... 010 0
Jonathan Assink @jonassink.bsky.social · 31/08/2026the email that just went out from SPS Superintendent Shuldiner is in poor taste and comes across as sneering and insulting while trying to make the district look like the serious party. 250 0
Jonathan Assink @jonassink.bsky.social · 28/08/2026this is gross and the people trying to smear Nilu should be ashamed. 040 0
Jonathan Assink @jonassink.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I wish they had done more, but Muppet Christmas Carol and Muppet Treasure Island are perfect companions for having one film where Michael Caine plays it dead serious, and one where Tim Curry hams it up so much that the Muppets look like the real actors. 010 0
Jonathan Assink @jonassink.bsky.social · 24/08/2026one of the things that has helped clarify the difference between my aspirations and my daily work is reading things like this. I used to be a "see, socialist policy polls well, we should run on it!" guy, but now I'm a "be likeable, engaging and talk like a human, and then govern to the left" guy. 120 0
Jonathan Assink @jonassink.bsky.social · 23/08/20266 years of 20/20 dumb that the Mariners aren't going to pay this man. He's the coolest Mariner since Nelson Cruz. 010 0
Jonathan Assink @jonassink.bsky.social · 21/08/2026it's funny how many of the boxes Steves checks, but instead of MMA he sings in the church choir. 010 0
Jonathan Assink @jonassink.bsky.social · 20/08/2026People who live in Seattle, Wa don't want to live in Tennessee. Missing from so many complaints about tax policy scaring off business are the mild summer, ferry rides on the Salish Sea, Tahoma on the horizon, skiing at Snoqualmie and boating on Lake Washington. People like it here. 021 0
Jonathan Assink @jonassink.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Fire Wilson, send Miller to the IL, send Cal to the IL, bench Naylor/Julio tomorrow, option/DFA Simpson. also, lol. What a Mariber. Deeply unserious franchise. 010 0
Jonathan Assink @jonassink.bsky.social · 17/08/2026There is so much fantastic music in Bob's burgers, and I love so much of it. But Marshmallow singing Seabird in the open mic night episode is far and above the best song. Down to the specificity of correctly drawing a Fender Jaguar guitaryoutu.beBob's Burgers: Marshmallow - "Seabird" SongYouTube video by Cloudy 000 0
Jonathan Assink @jonassink.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I think about Brendan Ryan almost every time I watch the 2026 Mariners completely hopeless left side of the infield. Kind of impossible to listen to the Mariners FO talk about anyone being a good defender when we watched one of the best ever. 130 0
Jonathan Assink @jonassink.bsky.social · 08/08/2026the trumpet vines have started blooming! these flowers are the inspiration Sarah used to design the flowers on my shoulder tattoo. 010 0
Jonathan Assink @jonassink.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Will Dan Wilson be managing the Mariners on Monday? 300 0