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Jonathan Assink

@jonassink.bsky.social
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On your left. Fan of all the great shows. Progressive Christianity and deconstruction. #goms #gobiz

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Jonathan Assink @jonassink.bsky.social · 20h
baseball in Cleveland should be banned
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Jonathan Assink @jonassink.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
such a great undecided voter interaction. campaigns are run by nerds who want to show you their bluesky dms. voters don't care. voters often pick random things to care about based on their media diet. campaigns don't win just because their ideas are right.
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Jonathan Assink @jonassink.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Jerry is just trying to think outside the bun... er, box.
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Jonathan Assink @jonassink.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I've heard they are considering a karaoke contest for batting coach because they want somebody who knows the hits.
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Jonathan Assink @jonassink.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
how do you lose this game?
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Jonathan Assink @jonassink.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
the whole offense aside from JSN is wretched vibes. play calling is stilted, timing is off, right side of the line is a mess, zabel played bad, all the fumbles, no RB stays healthy.
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Jonathan Assink @jonassink.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I guess the Seahawks are bad now?
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Jonathan Assink @jonassink.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
also, she's the best Éponine
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Jonathan Assink @jonassink.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
"you see, these tears are because she's welcoming him to heaven where there will be no more pain or death or suffering." "so like, you can light a fire and the smoke won't bother you? "... sure, that."
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Jonathan Assink @jonassink.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
aaaand again
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Jonathan Assink @jonassink.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
spent pre-bedtime tonight with our 8 and 5 year olds watching clips of Les Mis and explaining to them why daddy is sobbing.
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Jonathan Assink @jonassink.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
oh great, it's coming back up the street
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Jonathan Assink @jonassink.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Apparently 8:30pm is the appropriate time to be stripping paint off 125th, SDOT? It was literally shaking our house and had our kids crying.
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Jonathan Assink @jonassink.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
yes. youtu.be/gDJ-ini7fF0?...
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NARNIA: THE MAGICIAN’S NEPHEW | Official Trailer | Netflix
YouTube video by Netflix
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Jonathan Assink @jonassink.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Kris Negron
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Jonathan Assink @jonassink.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Joe Maddon
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Jonathan Assink @jonassink.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
hawks defense has forced 5 punts, have 3 sacks and have only allowed 112 yards of offense but the offense man...
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Jonathan Assink @jonassink.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Entirely possible for the Seahawks to allow fewer than 100 yards in the first half and be losing this game.
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Robert Cruickshank @robertcruickshank.com · 11/10/2026
Tax the rich. Fund public schools. Protect the millionaires tax in WA and vote NO on I-645.
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Jonathan Assink @jonassink.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
building Pinehurst isn't why Sound Transit has failed to build Ballard or West Seattle. Pick a better reason to be mad, folks.
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Jonathan Assink @jonassink.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Facebook
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Jonathan Assink @jonassink.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
this game will have one of two outcomes: 1) Huskies end the game with negative yardage, or 2) In Seattle sports fashion they inexplicably dropped 35 points on an opponent after months of looking terrible.
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Jonathan Assink @jonassink.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
hey
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Jonathan Assink @jonassink.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
they have been failed by other communities before, let us rise to the occasion to greet them.
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Jonathan Assink @jonassink.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
families of trans kids moving to our state for their safety. queer folks coming here for safety. climate refugees fleeing heat and drought. women seeking safe health care. it is our *privilege* and should be our delight to welcome them to their new home.
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Jonathan Assink @jonassink.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
we lament that America isn't "the shining city on the hill" (it still is, but whatever), BUT THAT'S WHAT SEATTLE IS for thousands (tens of thousands? hundreds?) of people around the country and world.
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Jonathan Assink @jonassink.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
cities are full of political refugees from red states, and I really wish (because I think it helps the progressive case for lots of things) we talked about this more directly and openly.
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Jonathan Assink @jonassink.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
this is straight fire.
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Jonathan Assink @jonassink.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"If my grandmother had wheels she'd be a bike"
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Jonathan Assink @jonassink.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I've never seen anything quite like what the NFL is trying to do with Carlie Irsay-Gordon. I get multiple promoted posts per week about how she's the bestest owner ever.
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Jonathan Assink @jonassink.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I need to find a color printer and some cardstock so I can have this on my desk! kce.wiki/minibox
kce.wiki
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Jonathan Assink @jonassink.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Dwarf Fortress
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Washington State people: yesterday's episode of What A Day focused on two unbelievably shitty ballot issues you'll be voting on in November. www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsG9...
youtube.com
The MAGA Push for “SEX TESTS” for Girls Who Play Sports
YouTube video by What A Day
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Jonathan Assink @jonassink.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
waaaaaay too much cherry. I'd never heard of Black Forest gateau before watching GBBS but every week there's someone making black forest gateau cookies or tart or something.
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Jonathan Assink @jonassink.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I know it's 70° outside but it's the start of soup season, dagumit. this is a pantry clear out of turkey sausage, Banza cavatappi, white beans, spinach and the holy trinity.
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Jonathan Assink @jonassink.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
doesn't seem like it. he was walking around the sideline in pads at the end of the game
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Jonathan Assink @jonassink.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
it's kind of a rehash of "graphic novels don't count" in a way. like, my 8 year old can read chapter books, but he prefers Dogman, Sonic comics, and Peanuts strips. I'm firmly in the camp of the worst thing you can do is take a book away from a kid.
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Jonathan Assink @jonassink.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I had this dry, scaley patch of skin on my hand for about a year. turns out I just needed hand lotion. cleared up in a week.
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Robert Cruickshank @robertcruickshank.com · 02/10/2026
This seems like a pretty major scandal. Sound Transit needs to immediately remove this photo of a candidate for office at a brand new station in the district in which she is currently running.
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Jonathan Assink @jonassink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
being from PA, you'll have to convince the team you aren't Jack Zduriencik in disguise.
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Jonathan Assink @jonassink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
especially given the enthusiasm gap this year
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Jonathan Assink @jonassink.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I haven't had to deal with antibiotics, but I've found the probiotic yogurt drinks like Yakult genuinely helpful at times when I've had mild ulcers.
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Jonathan Assink @jonassink.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Jack Smith seems like the kind of guy who knows exactly where a line of questioning is going so to see him sitting there completely at a loss and then in disbelief of what Schmidt was doing was a cherry on top.
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Jonathan Assink @jonassink.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
non-medical opinion but that's my understanding. I've tried to offset them and take the probiotic around lunchtime if I take the antibiotics in the morning and evening.
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Jonathan Assink @jonassink.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
felt it in Capitol Hill, but we're on the 4th floor. A couple coworkers were walking and didn't feel it.
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Jonathan Assink @jonassink.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
under 5.0 doesn't count
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Jonathan Assink @jonassink.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
very mild earthquake in Seattle just now?
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Jonathan Assink @jonassink.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
felt it on Capitol Hill
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Jonathan Assink @jonassink.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Jerry press conference about Crawford and Randy leaving and how this gives the org a chance to step back and give the young guys a chance to show what they can do gonna have me like
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Creed One Last Breath
ALT: Creed One Last Breath
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David Kroman @kromandavid.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
His leaving on his own terms at the end of the year really only confirms that the only reason he wasn’t fired midseason was to preserve his reputation, which is not great for those of us who prefer a winning team
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