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Jonah Falcon

@jonahfalcon.bsky.social
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Actor, writer, bartender. 13x7 at my very best.

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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don't know anything about Jim Donaldson, but he sounds an awful lot like Mr. Burns, especially in "Homer vs. Dignity" and "A Star Is Burns".
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
LOL Suck it, MAGA. www.nydailynews.com/2026/09/23/m...
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Mamdani is the most popular elected official in NYC: poll
Nine months into his mayoralty, Mayor Mamdani’s honeymoon phase is still going strong, according to a poll released Wednesday.
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
More fucking "AI". Companies, a chat bot isn't AI. It's a random language bot that doesn't understand the subject it's talking about. FedEx continues to be the worst, and unlike UPS, they won't let you arrange a pickup.
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
What the hell is this? Penny? Every time I click Classic View, it ignores me, opens a new window... with Penny. @priceline.bsky.social , I'm afraid I'll be canceling my membership then closing my Priceline credit card. This is the opposite of user friendliness and intuition.
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
www.espn.com/wnba/story/_... Posts "WHITE PRIVILEGE" then says "[I] never once claimed that the assessment of the foul was white privilege." www.youtube.com/watch?v=qntt...
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I thought the cop was a prostitute
YouTube video by ActaiosReborn
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
"Donald Trump meanwhile told reporters on Friday that he has not spoken to Infantino about the plans despite their close relationship and the fact that Josh Kushner, the brother of Trump’s son-in-law Jared Kushner, is expected to lead ⁠the proposed investor group." Oh, of course.
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Man's Exasperated Facepalm
ALT: Man's Exasperated Facepalm
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Check out my #Xbox25 Milestones via @TrueAchievement www.trueachievements.com/xbox25/20785
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Jonah Falcon's #Xbox25 Milestones
Check out Jonah Falcon's #Xbox25 milestones
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Podcast tonight at 9pm EST. www.youtube.com/watch?v=voM1...
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VGRT Gaming Podcast Episode 785
YouTube video by Jonah Falcon
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Let me get this straight, @sonyplaystation.bsky.social -- you want only digital, but still will be selling games on shelves with a code in the box? Translation: we don't want to lose visibility when Microsoft and Nintendo still have boxes on shelves! PC games don't do that.
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
GameStooge's one big impact on videogame history: the Halo 3 traffic cone. web.archive.org/web/20071020... @halonews.bsky.social #Halo #HaloCampaignEvolved
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Halo 3: Death By Traffic Cone | Game Stooge
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Guess who's a player in #FootballU by @scorelandergames.bsky.social ?
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
On this day 12 years ago. #Mineirazo
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
She claimed vaccinations killed her twins. No. She smothered them. idahonews.com/news/local/w...
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Woman accused of killing 18-month-old twins appears in court, held on $2 million bond
A 23-year-old woman accused of killing her 18-month-old twins made her first court appearance in Payette County on Thursday.Andrea Shaw was arraigned on two cou
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Elon Musk, the king of Dunning-Kruger nepo babies. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
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DOGE officially ended on July 4 as agencies try fill jobs lost under Elon Musk
Trump administration’s cost-cutting effort goes out with a whimper after upending lives of thousands of federal employees
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
My #July4. youtu.be/TO_xWVH3W1M #250
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New York City 250th Fourth of July Fireworks [8K]
YouTube video by Jonah Falcon
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Joel Embiid, Jaylen Brown and LeBron James on the same team? The ego clashes will be historic.
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Omg Popcorn
ALT: Omg Popcorn
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
GameStooge's 2009 Game Award nominees. web.archive.org/web/20091203...
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2009 GameStooge Award Nominees Announced | Game Stooge
GameStooge announces the 2009 GameStooge Award nominations for platforms, genre and technical.
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Ecuador and Germany World Cup watching party on @circlelinecruises.bsky.social
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
@michaelianblack.bsky.social Long time no speak.
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Once a convict, always a convict. www.nydailynews.com/2026/05/29/t...
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Judge says Kennedy Center board broke law putting Trump’s name on building, blocks closure
Congress gave the Center its name, and only Congress can change it, the judge said.
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
You mean Trump lied?! 😮
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
This is why I never order from Amazon if I can't help it. Order a microwave. It's a box within a box... standard, but I realize why. There's a taped up hole in the inner box, and damage in the microwave itself. #AmazonSucks #AmazonSupport
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Live in 5 minutes. www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1X6...
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VGRT Gaming Podcast Episode 780
YouTube video by Jonah Falcon
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Gore Verbinski + Bioshock. (sigh) web.archive.org/web/20080510...
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BioShock: The Movie | Game Stooge
Variety is reporting that BioShock will be making it to the silver screen, and The Ring/Pirates of the Caribbean director Gore Verbinski will be directing, with ...
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I completely forgot Ivan Rodriguez once played for the Yankees. www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-Ur...
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2008 ANGELS 8-3-08 (14-9)
YouTube video by YankeeBoy
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Can't wait for the AI to decide to delete all of the PlayStation Network accounts because "reasons". www.eurogamer.net/sony-bandai-...
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Sony and Bandai Namco announce generative AI collaboration to find how the tech can "effectively contribute to realising a creator's vision"
Sony and Bandai Namco have announced a "collaborative initiative" focused on AI and the latest technologies can aid game development.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 23/04/2026
MADELEINE DEAN: Why did you lie to the New York Post about your relationship with Epstein? LUTNICK: The House Oversight Committee and I agreed-- DEAN: Reclaiming my time. I do not accept that answer. We are our own committee. You're dodging the question. The coverup continues.
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Does that include Elon Musk and Melania? www.nytimes.com/2026/04/23/u...
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Justice Dept. Targets Hundreds of Citizens in New Push for Denaturalization
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 22/04/2026
LUTNICK: It is outrageous that Canada will not put US spirits on the shelf. It is insulting and disrespectful to America SHAHEEN: They won't do it because of the insults from this president and comments like yours
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Wordle actually stumped the AI this time. Wordle 2/6 🟩🟨⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 wordle-analyzer.com?seed=75&gues...
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Wordle Analyzer
Discover if your Wordle guesses were luck, or genius
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I fucking give up. MS, little advice: If you give me a reason to think I don't need an app, then I won't need the app.
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
My first #exquisitecorpsedeck .
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Federal Bureau of Intoxication. www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
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The FBI Director Is MIA
Kash Patel has alarmed colleagues with episodes of excessive drinking and unexplained absences.
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Jon Ingold @jon.inkle.co · 17/03/2026
DLSS OFF // DLSS ON
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
He spoke to the 45th President.
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Moron.
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
My first experience of Slay the Spire 2. www.youtube.com/live/ZeDgmKp...
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Slay the Spire 2
YouTube video by Jonah Falcon
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
.#SlayTheSpire2 broke Steam. 😆
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Trump and Infantino are trainwrecks who deserve each other. www.politico.com/news/2026/02...
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World Cup host cities still in the dark on $625M in promised security funding
In a Wednesday call, host cities pressed White House FIFA World Cup Task Force’s Andrew Giuliani for clarity on timing but received none.
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I'm Troy McClure, and I'll leave you with what we all came here to see -- HARDCORE NUDITY. youtube.com/post/Ugkx08U... #Tropico7
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Post from Kalypso Media - YouTube
Nothing to see here, just some pirates attacking the island... NUDE PIRATES 😱 The Palace would like to clarify that this is NOT a wish from Penultimo. It's a...
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
This is why YouTube was invented. www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6s4...
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Which MARBLE will win Marbula One S6? (F1 marble race)
YouTube video by Jelle's Marble Runs
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
@charlotteclymer.bsky.social You have more of a reach than me. Spread the word: do not use voting machines. Mail in your ballot.
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Do not use voting machines. Mail in your ballot.
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
"An evil man will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." —Sun Tzu
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
By "the Godless left", I assume Hesgeth includes the Pope?
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
www.nytimes.com/athletic/705...
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Ukraine's Winter Olympians led out by Russian at opening ceremony
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