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Jonah Falcon

@jonahfalcon.bsky.social
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Actor, writer, bartender. 13x7 at my very best.

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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Found one. I need 25 cents.
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
In 2027-8, Microsoft will purchase Electronic Arts. Calling it now.
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Behold a Mythic Achievement. I have 18. @xbox.com #XboxAchievements
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don't know anything about Jim Donaldson, but he sounds an awful lot like Mr. Burns, especially in "Homer vs. Dignity" and "A Star Is Burns".
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
LOL Suck it, MAGA. www.nydailynews.com/2026/09/23/m...
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Mamdani is the most popular elected official in NYC: poll
Nine months into his mayoralty, Mayor Mamdani’s honeymoon phase is still going strong, according to a poll released Wednesday.
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
More fucking "AI". Companies, a chat bot isn't AI. It's a random language bot that doesn't understand the subject it's talking about. FedEx continues to be the worst, and unlike UPS, they won't let you arrange a pickup.
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This is why you don't use a have a large language model handling your business. LLMs are not true AI. They just select random words for general responses. That's why they're called "generative". Bye, @priceline.bsky.social .
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
What the hell is this? Penny? Every time I click Classic View, it ignores me, opens a new window... with Penny. @priceline.bsky.social , I'm afraid I'll be canceling my membership then closing my Priceline credit card. This is the opposite of user friendliness and intuition.
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
www.espn.com/wnba/story/_... Posts "WHITE PRIVILEGE" then says "[I] never once claimed that the assessment of the foul was white privilege." www.youtube.com/watch?v=qntt...
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I thought the cop was a prostitute
YouTube video by ActaiosReborn
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Oh, X pics. lol
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Thirst?
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Oh, and answer to your question is "Jamie Dimon".
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
www.sportsbusinessjournal.com/Articles/202...
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JPMorgan faces backlash over FIFA investor plan
JPMorgan Chase is back at the centre of another soccer project that is sparking comparable levels of outrage, as the bank has been instrumental in the formation of FIFA’s plans to raise $4.2B from glo...
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
"Donald Trump meanwhile told reporters on Friday that he has not spoken to Infantino about the plans despite their close relationship and the fact that Josh Kushner, the brother of Trump’s son-in-law Jared Kushner, is expected to lead ⁠the proposed investor group." Oh, of course.
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Man's Exasperated Facepalm
ALT: Man's Exasperated Facepalm
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Same first Achievement - Cluster Buster on Hexic.
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
We had the same first Achievement. Mine was late because it was so f'ing difficult to get a 360. Had to get it at Toys R Us with the console and HD separately.
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
What are you talking about? Your first Achievement was Sneak King. That's a story unto itself.
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Check out my #Xbox25 Milestones via @TrueAchievement www.trueachievements.com/xbox25/20785
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Jonah Falcon's #Xbox25 Milestones
Check out Jonah Falcon's #Xbox25 milestones
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
The difference is that Sony decided "you don't own movies you paid for when you pressed the 'BUY' button."
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
No, it's to not piss off retailers who are selling their consoles and remove a stream of revenue for the brick and mortar. Also, losing visual shelf presence to Microsoft and Nintendo.
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Podcast tonight at 9pm EST. www.youtube.com/watch?v=voM1...
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VGRT Gaming Podcast Episode 785
YouTube video by Jonah Falcon
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Oh, and not to piss off retailers who are selling your console.
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Wonder how they'll react when stores have to put big yellow signs on the games saying "NO DISC IN BOX".
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Let me get this straight, @sonyplaystation.bsky.social -- you want only digital, but still will be selling games on shelves with a code in the box? Translation: we don't want to lose visibility when Microsoft and Nintendo still have boxes on shelves! PC games don't do that.
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
GameStooge's one big impact on videogame history: the Halo 3 traffic cone. web.archive.org/web/20071020... @halonews.bsky.social #Halo #HaloCampaignEvolved
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Halo 3: Death By Traffic Cone | Game Stooge
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Spain.
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Guess who's a player in #FootballU by @scorelandergames.bsky.social ?
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
On this day 12 years ago. #Mineirazo
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
She claimed vaccinations killed her twins. No. She smothered them. idahonews.com/news/local/w...
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Woman accused of killing 18-month-old twins appears in court, held on $2 million bond
A 23-year-old woman accused of killing her 18-month-old twins made her first court appearance in Payette County on Thursday.Andrea Shaw was arraigned on two cou
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Elon Musk, the king of Dunning-Kruger nepo babies. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
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DOGE officially ended on July 4 as agencies try fill jobs lost under Elon Musk
Trump administration’s cost-cutting effort goes out with a whimper after upending lives of thousands of federal employees
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
My #July4. youtu.be/TO_xWVH3W1M #250
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New York City 250th Fourth of July Fireworks [8K]
YouTube video by Jonah Falcon
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
There's 100 more of those on the right.
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Joel Embiid, Jaylen Brown and LeBron James on the same team? The ego clashes will be historic.
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Omg Popcorn
ALT: Omg Popcorn
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
GameStooge's 2009 Game Award nominees. web.archive.org/web/20091203...
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2009 GameStooge Award Nominees Announced | Game Stooge
GameStooge announces the 2009 GameStooge Award nominations for platforms, genre and technical.
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
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Everything you Ever Wanted to Know about Sex Snippet giant breast scene
YouTube video by Mark S. Rooks
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Too bad they have tofu dreg construction and it isn't built to last.
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Ecuador and Germany World Cup watching party on @circlelinecruises.bsky.social
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Ever heard of the July Revolution?
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
This aged like milk.
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
It's his fucking fault Trump is in the White House. Remember who his running mate was: Tulsi Gabbard.
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Considering how he openly denigrates soldiers and commanders, he might be in for a rude shock.
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
@michaelianblack.bsky.social Long time no speak.
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Dislocated finger. Ok now.
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Nice bulge.
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Once a convict, always a convict. www.nydailynews.com/2026/05/29/t...
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Judge says Kennedy Center board broke law putting Trump’s name on building, blocks closure
Congress gave the Center its name, and only Congress can change it, the judge said.
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
You mean Trump lied?! 😮
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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
And PS. posting on social media is my only recourse because their "help" system is worthless.
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