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Jonmar

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Breathe........

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JeffTrnka @jefftrnka.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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Catherine 🇨🇦 🌎 @capeacadia.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Good morning, Dunk! 🤭 🤣 @noofieninja.bsky.social
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Classic PETA.
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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 18/09/2026
merch.mapquest.com
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 16/09/2026
NEW: Macklemore says he is donating the entire $1 million in net earnings from Ed Sheeran’s tour to six organizations supporting Palestinians and is challenging Patriots owner Robert Kraft to match it.
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Macklemore Donating Entire $1 Million Tour Earnings to Palestinian Aid, Challenges Robert Kraft to Match
After being dropped from Ed Sheeran’s tour, the rapper pledged to donate his earnings to six organizations supporting Palestinians and directly challenged the billionaire Patriots owner.
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Pec_inspector @pecinspector.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
gofund.me/d1afec028 Please consider helping. Thank you
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
That is so inspirational.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Hook this right into my veins.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Obviously.
You must take and fail a drug test to work for Comcast.
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David Rothkopf @djrothkopf.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Appropriately enough, as American school children are no longer able to rely on the acronym "H-O-M-E-S" to remember the names of the Great Lakes, they will have to find a new one to incorporate Lake America. S-H-A-M-E comes to mind.
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Xero now with 100% more 🎃 @artificer-ind.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Just take a moment to be kind to someone today. That's all it takes. That's how you honor the memory of a kind woman: by following her example, and paying it forward.
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Andrea Devon @andreadevon.sheshed.rocks · 06/02/2026
Michelle Obama, exactly as she is. Beautiful, graceful, intelligent, and strong woman. Joy is resistance. Grace is power. #SheShed
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
PASSENGER 47
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Tweeets of Dogs Automated @tweeetsofdogsauto.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Old Dogs Need Love Just as Much ❤️🖤🥳 Original post
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octember 🎃🔥 @woketopus.northsky.social · 07/08/2026
"why are you on grindr?" "i am lonely and horny" "as you should be" 💀😭
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Weird Christmas @weirdxmas.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
This is hilarious.
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Jonmar @jon-jon-jon.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
No cheating post your lock screen.
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Jonmar @jon-jon-jon.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
We don't have time nor space for a garden. But, Damn! We have some very nice friends! (🥰 to Gwen)
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Friendly reminder that megacorporations like Amazon are ruining the world, and you can instead support small independent businesses that make weird little things like today's Low Quality Ad, this Frog Wizard Pin. collabs.shop/1wewwp
A round enamel pin featuring a light green frog wearing a pointed witch's hat against a black background, with the silver text "MY FREAK IS UNMATCHABLE" arching around the border.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Appalled to see how Stephen and Katie Miller are treating Dr. Fauci after all the warmth and compassion he showed them.
Text reading: "Comforted Katie over the phone again tonight. She was concerned that Stephen's penis sometimes retracts into his body like a turtle hiding in its shell. I assured her it was okay, but I don't know what the fuck that's about. I didn't know that was fucking possible." November 3, 2020 entry in Fauci's diary
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AnnieR @anet2111.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Joan Baez painted a portrait of Dr. Fauci August 2020, featuring the word "TRUST" as a tribute to his scientific truth-telling during the COVID-19 pandemic. The viral artwork became part of her Mischief Makers 2 art exhibit and sparked a lasting personal friendship between the two.
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Humpback
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Jonmar @jon-jon-jon.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
🤣🤣🤣
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
infected lettuce entering my body to cause explosive diarrhea
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avidiva/MyExistenceistheResistance @avidiva.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Grim swings both ways, it would appear...💀
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Jonmar @jon-jon-jon.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Seen in the wilds of Vancouver BC today. 🤣
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Goldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 12/07/2026
Here is Graham gloating about "killing all the right people." Just in case you see anyone try to do the whole "we should have decency for the dead" nonsense.
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Thomas O’Mahony @gotitatguineys.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The best edit I’ve seen in weeks, you absolutely have to turn the sound on for this one.
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Ben Miller @benwritesthings.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
hey :) we need 9 more subscribers to the bad gays YouTube channel to monetize :) pls consider subscribing :) thank you :) www.youtube.com/@BadGaysPod
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Bad Gays
We're a podcast about evil and complicated queers in history, co-created and co-hosted by Huw Lemmey and Ben Miller. We wrote a book (BAD GAYS: A HOMOSEXUAL HISTORY) and do live events.
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Tobias Wilson-Bates @phdhurtbrain.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Breaking News: the algae has agreed to accept $300 billion to consider vacating the reflecting pool
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✨ Hamish Steele ✨ Go-Man Vs. the Star Dragon OUT NOW! @hamishsteele.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
:( youtu.be/9Uq2vaP2cLU?...
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Anthony Head - Sweet Transvestite (7" Single)
YouTube video by Neil Dinsmore
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Classic PETA.
PETA spent $79 million trying to ban the show Peppa Pig because they thought the characters looked too edible...
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
That is so inspirational.
When Jeff Beros found
out that many of his employees
had to take the bus to work,
he bought the bus company
and raised ticket prices.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Sounds about right.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
💫💫💫
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Today, the day of the Met Gala, the unionized workers of the Met posted this image to their Instagram. www.instagram.com/p/DX64ioYjecG/
text on image: 91% of hourly met staff in our unit earn less than a living wage
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Jonmar @jon-jon-jon.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
😢❤️❤️❤️
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Citizen X @mayoubhappy.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
This👇🏽 deserves to be posted 100 times but I’d be labeled spam.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/04/2026
“Ms. Rowling currently poses an extreme danger both to herself and the public, and we will not rest until she is apprehended,” said Deputy Commissioner of the Metropolitan Police Matt Jukes
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J.K. Rowling Escapes  Insane Asylum
LONDON—Urging the public to remain calm as authorities worked to recapture the mentally disturbed individual, city officials confirmed Monday that novelist J.K. Rowling had escaped from a London insan...
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RJ727 🇺🇦 🇬🇱 🇵🇸 🇨🇦 🏳️‍🌈 @rj727.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
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dromaa75.bsky.social @dromaa75.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
A picture really is worth a thousand words!
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 05/03/2026
Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, Kristi Noem.
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Justin Sherin @wychstreet.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
She's like an old samurai whose great battles are behind her but every once in a while she kills a man with piece of paper just to prove a point
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/02/2026
Confusing Japanese Glory Hole Has Too Many Bells And Whistles theonion.com/confusing-japanese-glo…
Confusing Japanese Glory Hole Has Too Many Bells And Whistles
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Nate Zuke 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @natezuke.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I’m transgender, I live in Kansas, if you want to help rn donate to either the ACLU of Kansas or the ACE foundation in Wichita - the ACE foundation especially is the organization that will help people with money for groceries, rent, etc. More orgs also included in attached img acefoundationict.org
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Maia Kobabe @redgoldsparks.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
If you have the means, please donate to the Trans Continental Pipeline right now. They are a Colorado based org that helps trans people relocate and they are overwhelmed with requests. Colorado borders Kansas, and TCP has the infrastructure to help get people out. tcpipeline.org
tcpipeline.org
Trans Continental Pipeline
Queer Relocation Nonprofit in Denver, Colorado
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