Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 19/06/2025Jeff should let us vote on a thing for #survivor50 where we decide between “Cell Phones” or “No Cell Phones” 010
Reposted by Jolie DarrowSasha ✨ @funsize04.bsky.social · 22/05/2025WHY DID YOU KEEP STAR AWAY FROM US THEN JEFF??? #Survivor48 114617
Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Forbes not including the name of the highest grossing animated movie of all time in the headline (and not even mentioning it until paragraph 3) is a new level of jingoistic bullshit lol www.forbes.com/sites/caroli...forbes.comDisney's ‘Inside Out 2’ Dethroned As Highest-Grossing Animated Movie Of All TimeDisney's 'Inside Out 2' has lost its title of the highest-grossing animated film of all time to a little-known movie which played in less than a quarter of all theaters in North America. 040
Reposted by Jolie DarrowSlumber Party Purgatory @slumberpartypurg.bsky.social · 20/04/2025Happy Easter. We Ouija Boarded to hard and accidentally brought back Jesus. 0183
Reposted by Jolie DarrowSlumber Party Purgatory @slumberpartypurg.bsky.social · 12/04/2025We made a Cootie Catcher but it swallowed Eliza whole 😖 031
Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 12/04/2025Where I’m from they’d call this “Wooderloo Ice” 131
Reposted by Jolie DarrowJoe Tilleli @sorrywrongjoe.bsky.social · 11/04/2025Gaslighting my friends into thinking there’s a new NYT game 0121
Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 11/04/2025My hot take re: Minecraft movie memes is…let the kids have fun 🤓 yall are moral panicking again 040
Reposted by Jolie DarrowSlumber Party Purgatory @slumberpartypurg.bsky.social · 10/04/2025The only book we have is our gospel. Different sects are forming– some of us are waiting for “the change” and some of us believe “the change” has already happened. 031
Reposted by Jolie DarrowUFO Citybusters @iankumohara.bsky.social · 11/04/2025Philly Wawa parking lots are the only place on Earth where the same person who almost committed vehicular manslaughter on you will also politely hold the door for you to enter 1163
Reposted by Jolie DarrowSlumber Party Purgatory @slumberpartypurg.bsky.social · 08/04/2025who will tuck us in 063
Reposted by Jolie DarrowSlumber Party Purgatory @slumberpartypurg.bsky.social · 08/04/2025this slumber party is eternal and we aren't scared anymore 062
Reposted by Jolie DarrowSlumber Party Purgatory @slumberpartypurg.bsky.social · 08/04/2025Annie’s bra is in the freezer. She put it there herself. She likes her nipples on ice. 1112
Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 07/04/2025“Hi, I’m Mr Beast and today I’m giving away $1 million to the first person that can make me cum” 1455
Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 07/04/2025“Alright boys, reset the ol’ Days Without Incident tracker” -white lotus manager #whitelotus 040
Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 07/04/2025Signed up for a new insta for a project I'm doing-- did anyone else realize Kim Kardashian comes preinstalled to the feed now like U2 on the ipod? 010
Reposted by Jolie DarrowSlumber Party Purgatory @slumberpartypurg.bsky.social · 06/04/2025I called mom and asked her to pick me up. She said she was on her way. That was 4 years ago. 031
Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 06/04/2025im the jolie in question-- anyone have a space???? 2152
Reposted by Jolie DarrowVera Drew @veradrew22.bsky.social · 06/04/2025anyone in LA got a cheap space for an ongoing podcast i'm starting with my friend jolie? 2212
Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 05/04/2025I didn't start to notice it until working on my docu-series, but I've come to realize that every single fucked up road somehow leads back to KENTUCKY. 040
Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 03/04/2025I interviewed Jack Black and Jason Momoa in villager for the #minecraftmovie for @regalmovies.bsky.social 071
Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 02/04/2025if its liberation day fr we should all have off from work rn 040
Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Would be hilarious for someone to get up now and hold the floor for another 24 hrs (plus 5 minutes) and then another and we did that for the rest of time 040
Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 02/04/2025what they WON'T show you is I'm just off screen laying under him with a bucket to collect his lil piss trails :( 030
Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 01/04/2025April fools! I told my partner I was having a baby and then was like PSYCH!!!! But now he’s in fetal position crying bout how he wanted to be a father😖 030
Reposted by Jolie DarrowJolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 27/03/2025We're almost to Men's Month again! I hope when male meme accounts steal this from me this year, they at least recognize the irony 18117
Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 27/03/2025We're almost to Men's Month again! I hope when male meme accounts steal this from me this year, they at least recognize the irony 18117
Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 27/03/2025If I was on Vula trauma bonding with the crew: KYLE: “my parents survived a whole g*nocide” SHAUHIN: “mine fled the Iranian dictatorship” JOE: “my dad was the son of share croppers” ME: “my dad was in a band.” CREW: … ME: “yeah he played bass.” CREW:… ME: prog rock :/ #survivor48 140
Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 13/03/2025Tonights survivor episode was directed by Steven Spielberg #survivor48 040
Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Feels like there should be a 3rd "plane" for airplanes. "Plane" "Plain" and....Playn? 020
Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 05/03/2025NEVER FORGET : ash Weds 2008 my friend showed up to class with ash on her head, and I licked my thumb to try and clean it off (im Jewish) 050
Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 03/03/2025!!!! just landed my dream job as the Foley artist for playoff basketball🥰🏀 think of me whenever you hear a shoe squeak 020
Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 03/03/2025I can’t explain it but Adrien Brody telling the academy to turn off the music made me sea sick 080
Reposted by Jolie DarrowBenny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 02/03/2025How Irony Works & Who Gives a Shit Basically, there are a bunch of shithead motherfuckers doing evil comedy and pretending they are not youtu.be/_WGtTJ3Rj6Myoutu.beHow Irony Works & Who CaresYouTube video by Benny Feldman 1484
Reposted by Jolie DarrowMehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 03/03/2025"We call on the world to stop the injustice & stop the ethnic cleansing of the Palestinian people," says Oscar winner Basel Adra to applause from the audience. 'No Other Land' just won the Best Documentary Oscar. Also a fantastic speech from fellow winner Yuval Abraham on "ethnic supremacy". 7176481326
Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 03/03/2025The groans in the Oscars audience feed me. With every edgy thing Conan says, I grow closer to expressing my truest feelings at my next General meeting. 140
Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 22/02/2025💀 INK ALL OVER HERSELF !? 💀Patience of a saint then EXPLOSIVE IMPULSIVITY 💀A very BENDY face Listen— I know we’re not supposed to armchair psych our tv heroes. But Carolyn Wiger is the most adhd representation I’ve ever seen on tv and I feel seen. #traitorsUS #theTraitors 031
Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 19/02/2025Traitors will have the most devastating moment followed by a royalty free lyric that goes SO hard like 🎶 He slit my throat in a garden of roses” 020
Reposted by Jolie DarrowGreeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 16/02/2025It has come to our attention that a sloth fell out of a tree today. Come by tomorrow to see it land. 13629115
Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 17/02/2025commercials on Peacock must cost literal pennies. Every spot is like >> "I'm Shawn Blistertech and I'm gonna teach you to exchange your gold bars for US bonds!!" 020
Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 12/02/2025Those free "YouTube to mp4 sites" are AMAZING! all you gotta do is click out of the YOUR COMPUTER HAS A VIRUS pop up page 8 times , refresh refresh download, and you MIGHT get a useable file! 010
Reposted by Jolie DarrowJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 11/02/2025some of the wildest, most fun things i've ever worked on were collabs with kofie. as great as the finished products were, i can’t begin to describe his genius-level ability to make everything work behind the scenes. there is literally nobody else like this dude and i'm proud to have worked with him 213670261
Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Why my dog so good at getting out of bed but I’m not 030