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Jolie Darrow

@joliedarrow.bsky.social
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First baby to ever be born from a Wife Swap 🐶 🎥 Ask about MY F*CKED UP DOG (documentary) boxd.it/1epmJ

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Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Jeff should let us vote on a thing for #survivor50 where we decide between “Cell Phones” or “No Cell Phones”
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Sasha ✨ @funsize04.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
WHY DID YOU KEEP STAR AWAY FROM US THEN JEFF??? #Survivor48
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Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
#survivor #survivor48
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Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Forbes not including the name of the highest grossing animated movie of all time in the headline (and not even mentioning it until paragraph 3) is a new level of jingoistic bullshit lol www.forbes.com/sites/caroli...
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Disney's ‘Inside Out 2’ Dethroned As Highest-Grossing Animated Movie Of All Time
Disney's 'Inside Out 2' has lost its title of the highest-grossing animated film of all time to a little-known movie which played in less than a quarter of all theaters in North America.
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Slumber Party Purgatory @slumberpartypurg.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Happy Easter. We Ouija Boarded to hard and accidentally brought back Jesus.
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Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
My dog and her sleep paralysis demon.
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Slumber Party Purgatory @slumberpartypurg.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
We made a Cootie Catcher but it swallowed Eliza whole 😖
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Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Where I’m from they’d call this “Wooderloo Ice”
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Joe Tilleli @sorrywrongjoe.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Gaslighting my friends into thinking there’s a new NYT game
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Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
My hot take re: Minecraft movie memes is…let the kids have fun 🤓 yall are moral panicking again
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Slumber Party Purgatory @slumberpartypurg.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
The only book we have is our gospel. Different sects are forming– some of us are waiting for “the change” and some of us believe “the change” has already happened.
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UFO Citybusters @iankumohara.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Philly Wawa parking lots are the only place on Earth where the same person who almost committed vehicular manslaughter on you will also politely hold the door for you to enter
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Slumber Party Purgatory @slumberpartypurg.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
who will tuck us in
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Slumber Party Purgatory @slumberpartypurg.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
this slumber party is eternal and we aren't scared anymore
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Slumber Party Purgatory @slumberpartypurg.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Annie’s bra is in the freezer. She put it there herself. She likes her nipples on ice.
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Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
“Hi, I’m Mr Beast and today I’m giving away $1 million to the first person that can make me cum”
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Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
“Alright boys, reset the ol’ Days Without Incident tracker” -white lotus manager #whitelotus
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Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Signed up for a new insta for a project I'm doing-- did anyone else realize Kim Kardashian comes preinstalled to the feed now like U2 on the ipod?
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Slumber Party Purgatory @slumberpartypurg.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
I called mom and asked her to pick me up. She said she was on her way. That was 4 years ago.
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Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
im the jolie in question-- anyone have a space????
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Vera Drew @veradrew22.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
anyone in LA got a cheap space for an ongoing podcast i'm starting with my friend jolie?
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Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
I didn't start to notice it until working on my docu-series, but I've come to realize that every single fucked up road somehow leads back to KENTUCKY.
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Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I interviewed Jack Black and Jason Momoa in villager for the #minecraftmovie for @regalmovies.bsky.social
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Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
if its liberation day fr we should all have off from work rn
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Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Would be hilarious for someone to get up now and hold the floor for another 24 hrs (plus 5 minutes) and then another and we did that for the rest of time
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Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
who do i call? they got the wrong one--
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Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
what they WON'T show you is I'm just off screen laying under him with a bucket to collect his lil piss trails :(
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Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
April fools! I told my partner I was having a baby and then was like PSYCH!!!! But now he’s in fetal position crying bout how he wanted to be a father😖
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Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
It's men's month again 😪
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Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
We're almost to Men's Month again! I hope when male meme accounts steal this from me this year, they at least recognize the irony
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Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
crossword puzzles are metroidvanias
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Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
We're almost to Men's Month again! I hope when male meme accounts steal this from me this year, they at least recognize the irony
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Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
If I was on Vula trauma bonding with the crew: KYLE: “my parents survived a whole g*nocide” SHAUHIN: “mine fled the Iranian dictatorship” JOE: “my dad was the son of share croppers” ME: “my dad was in a band.” CREW: … ME: “yeah he played bass.” CREW:… ME: prog rock :/ #survivor48
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Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Tonights survivor episode was directed by Steven Spielberg #survivor48
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Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Feels like there should be a 3rd "plane" for airplanes. "Plane" "Plain" and....Playn?
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Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
NEVER FORGET : ash Weds 2008 my friend showed up to class with ash on her head, and I licked my thumb to try and clean it off (im Jewish)
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Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
!!!! just landed my dream job as the Foley artist for playoff basketball🥰🏀 think of me whenever you hear a shoe squeak
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Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
I can’t explain it but Adrien Brody telling the academy to turn off the music made me sea sick
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Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
How Irony Works & Who Gives a Shit Basically, there are a bunch of shithead motherfuckers doing evil comedy and pretending they are not youtu.be/_WGtTJ3Rj6M
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How Irony Works & Who Cares
YouTube video by Benny Feldman
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
"We call on the world to stop the injustice & stop the ethnic cleansing of the Palestinian people," says Oscar winner Basel Adra to applause from the audience. 'No Other Land' just won the Best Documentary Oscar. Also a fantastic speech from fellow winner Yuval Abraham on "ethnic supremacy".
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Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
The groans in the Oscars audience feed me. With every edgy thing Conan says, I grow closer to expressing my truest feelings at my next General meeting.
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Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
💀 INK ALL OVER HERSELF !? 💀Patience of a saint then EXPLOSIVE IMPULSIVITY 💀A very BENDY face Listen— I know we’re not supposed to armchair psych our tv heroes. But Carolyn Wiger is the most adhd representation I’ve ever seen on tv and I feel seen. #traitorsUS #theTraitors
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Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Traitors will have the most devastating moment followed by a royalty free lyric that goes SO hard like 🎶 He slit my throat in a garden of roses”
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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
It has come to our attention that a sloth fell out of a tree today. Come by tomorrow to see it land.
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Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
commercials on Peacock must cost literal pennies. Every spot is like >> "I'm Shawn Blistertech and I'm gonna teach you to exchange your gold bars for US bonds!!"
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Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Those free "YouTube to mp4 sites" are AMAZING! all you gotta do is click out of the YOUR COMPUTER HAS A VIRUS pop up page 8 times , refresh refresh download, and you MIGHT get a useable file!
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Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
right when I think im out they pull me back in
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
some of the wildest, most fun things i've ever worked on were collabs with kofie. as great as the finished products were, i can’t begin to describe his genius-level ability to make everything work behind the scenes. there is literally nobody else like this dude and i'm proud to have worked with him
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Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Why my dog so good at getting out of bed but I’m not
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