Sign in

Jolie Darrow

@joliedarrow.bsky.social
254 followers 88 following 132 posts

First baby to ever be born from a Wife Swap 🐶 🎥 Ask about MY F*CKED UP DOG (documentary) boxd.it/1epmJ

PostsRepliesMedia
Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Jeff should let us vote on a thing for #survivor50 where we decide between “Cell Phones” or “No Cell Phones”
010
Reposted by Jolie Darrow
Sasha ✨ @funsize04.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
WHY DID YOU KEEP STAR AWAY FROM US THEN JEFF??? #Survivor48
114617
Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
#survivor #survivor48
040
Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Extra toes!? Omg I wish
010
Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
About 32 lbs but we met a bunch of her siblings through the doggy dna test and they’re all like 60 lbs!
100
Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
(She has the freckle paws too )
100
Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
This looks like my dog !
100
Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Forbes not including the name of the highest grossing animated movie of all time in the headline (and not even mentioning it until paragraph 3) is a new level of jingoistic bullshit lol www.forbes.com/sites/caroli...
forbes.com
Disney's ‘Inside Out 2’ Dethroned As Highest-Grossing Animated Movie Of All Time
Disney's 'Inside Out 2' has lost its title of the highest-grossing animated film of all time to a little-known movie which played in less than a quarter of all theaters in North America.
040
Reposted by Jolie Darrow
Slumber Party Purgatory @slumberpartypurg.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Happy Easter. We Ouija Boarded to hard and accidentally brought back Jesus.
0183
Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
My dog and her sleep paralysis demon.
151
Reposted by Jolie Darrow
Slumber Party Purgatory @slumberpartypurg.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
We made a Cootie Catcher but it swallowed Eliza whole 😖
031
Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Where I’m from they’d call this “Wooderloo Ice”
131
Reposted by Jolie Darrow
Joe Tilleli @sorrywrongjoe.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Gaslighting my friends into thinking there’s a new NYT game
0121
Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
My hot take re: Minecraft movie memes is…let the kids have fun 🤓 yall are moral panicking again
040
Reposted by Jolie Darrow
Slumber Party Purgatory @slumberpartypurg.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
The only book we have is our gospel. Different sects are forming– some of us are waiting for “the change” and some of us believe “the change” has already happened.
031
Reposted by Jolie Darrow
UFO Citybusters @iankumohara.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Philly Wawa parking lots are the only place on Earth where the same person who almost committed vehicular manslaughter on you will also politely hold the door for you to enter
1163
Reposted by Jolie Darrow
Slumber Party Purgatory @slumberpartypurg.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
who will tuck us in
063
Reposted by Jolie Darrow
Slumber Party Purgatory @slumberpartypurg.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
this slumber party is eternal and we aren't scared anymore
062
Reposted by Jolie Darrow
Slumber Party Purgatory @slumberpartypurg.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Annie’s bra is in the freezer. She put it there herself. She likes her nipples on ice.
1112
Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
We did in high school !!
120
Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
“Hi, I’m Mr Beast and today I’m giving away $1 million to the first person that can make me cum”
1455
Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
“Alright boys, reset the ol’ Days Without Incident tracker” -white lotus manager #whitelotus
040
Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Signed up for a new insta for a project I'm doing-- did anyone else realize Kim Kardashian comes preinstalled to the feed now like U2 on the ipod?
010
Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Making moves to be the only one
000
Reposted by Jolie Darrow
Slumber Party Purgatory @slumberpartypurg.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
I called mom and asked her to pick me up. She said she was on her way. That was 4 years ago.
031
Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
could even be like an empty guest room!
010
Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
im the jolie in question-- anyone have a space????
2152
Reposted by Jolie Darrow
Vera Drew @veradrew22.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
anyone in LA got a cheap space for an ongoing podcast i'm starting with my friend jolie?
2212
Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
I didn't start to notice it until working on my docu-series, but I've come to realize that every single fucked up road somehow leads back to KENTUCKY.
040
Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Just a standalone sketch from highland park tv !
010
Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I interviewed Jack Black and Jason Momoa in villager for the #minecraftmovie for @regalmovies.bsky.social
071
Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
if its liberation day fr we should all have off from work rn
040
Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
but imagine a world where you woke up one day and the beatles just didn't exist...
010
Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
theyr're making an example out of him for something...just not sure like...which thing
010
Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Would be hilarious for someone to get up now and hold the floor for another 24 hrs (plus 5 minutes) and then another and we did that for the rest of time
040
Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
who do i call? they got the wrong one--
160
Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
what they WON'T show you is I'm just off screen laying under him with a bucket to collect his lil piss trails :(
030
Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
April fools! I told my partner I was having a baby and then was like PSYCH!!!! But now he’s in fetal position crying bout how he wanted to be a father😖
030
Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
It's men's month again 😪
07017
Reposted by Jolie Darrow
Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
We're almost to Men's Month again! I hope when male meme accounts steal this from me this year, they at least recognize the irony
18117
Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Let’s get a robo-Rupert: They replace his heart with that of a machine programmed to win survivor at all costs. BUT Is his love strong enough to overpower his programmed hate?!
040
Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
crossword puzzles are metroidvanias
061
Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
We're almost to Men's Month again! I hope when male meme accounts steal this from me this year, they at least recognize the irony
18117
Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
If I was on Vula trauma bonding with the crew: KYLE: “my parents survived a whole g*nocide” SHAUHIN: “mine fled the Iranian dictatorship” JOE: “my dad was the son of share croppers” ME: “my dad was in a band.” CREW: … ME: “yeah he played bass.” CREW:… ME: prog rock :/ #survivor48
140
Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
I think what makes survivor poker and not chess is exactly about what happened last night. You can play a BRILLIANT PERFECT GAME (cough @ciriefields.bsky.social every damn season) and still get screwed because of dumb luck. (3/?) #survivor48
010
Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Let’s say someone went on the journey and there was a speed competition, but they go up against 2 notoriously fast players. That’s a game of chance. Maybe you get tribe swapped at the top of your game and end up alone on a new tribe. That’s a game of chance (2/?) #survivor48
100
Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Tonights survivor episode was directed by Steven Spielberg #survivor48
040
Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Feels like there should be a 3rd "plane" for airplanes. "Plane" "Plain" and....Playn?
020
Jolie Darrow @joliedarrow.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
NEVER FORGET : ash Weds 2008 my friend showed up to class with ash on her head, and I licked my thumb to try and clean it off (im Jewish)
050