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Manda

@baldmarlin.bsky.social
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NC Certified Librarian 📚 She/Her 🤷🏼‍♀️ Knower of Dumb History Facts 🤓 Weirdo 🤡 My whole life is thunder 🌩️

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Manda @baldmarlin.bsky.social · 5h
I fell asleep after dinner and now I’m wide awake again but I’m not going to turn on the game in the hopes that I can sleep again. Apologies to @spicedrum.bsky.social but lmao.
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Manda @baldmarlin.bsky.social · 14h
If I hear the phrase “sharing a locker room with biological men” one more time, I’m going to fucking lose it.
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Stephen Kotowych 🇨🇦 @ourmankoto.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
WITNESS MEEEEE!!!
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Manda @baldmarlin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I got my passport and immediately put it in a lock box and usually forget I even have it. Of all the bullshit, pomp and circumstance for a fucking passport envelope is so low on my list of things I need.
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Manda @baldmarlin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The game will be over by the time I get home tonight, but still.
Stormy the Ice Hog laying on the ground with prayer hands and his feet kicked up
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Manda @baldmarlin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
George Costanza meme “I gotta focus. I’m shifting into Canes mode.”
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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jalen “plowed it in”
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Spongebob Smirk
ALT: Spongebob Smirk
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Manda @baldmarlin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Scarlett Johansson crying meme with a badly shopped Panthers hat on her head
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Manda @baldmarlin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m sunburnt and exhausted but it was so fun. Heard from horror authors I love, romance authors I will give another try to, and ya fantasy authors with a magic system I’m so damn excited for.
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Manda @baldmarlin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I got to meet Dr. Emily Wilson and hear how translations and even transcriptions will never be 100% accurate to primary text.
Dr Emily Wilson on the right facing the crowd (brown haired woman with glasses and a dark shirt) next to a blonde woman also in a dark shit (I cannot remember her name) sitting at the front of a church during their session
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Manda @baldmarlin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
In Winston for the day for The Bookmarks Festival and made it just in time for Anika Noni Rose to sing and read her book!
Anika Noni Rose reading her book A Princess is A Princess at the Bookmarks Festival
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Manda @baldmarlin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m not about to scroll for forever to see if anything bad happened today. I’ve been watching Katmai bear cams all day instead.
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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Me: hockey hockey hockey Crowd: Hockey Hockey Hockey Me: *slams first on desk* HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY Flyers: *hits sticks against boards* HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY *Gritty ziplines naked from the ceiling with a flamethrower*
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
can you feel it in the air?
cover of THE HANDSOME PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF AUTUMN TURNS ME GAY featuring a handsome man on the left taking off his shirt and on the right there is an already shirtless man with a PUMPKIN HEAD there are orange leaves all around them
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Manda @baldmarlin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I forget how long it takes me to get to my former library branch until I’m setting my alarm for the morning 😭
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Manda @baldmarlin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Idk how @jolemamels.bsky.social finds these memes or creates them, but I know I’m going to be devastated when they’re turned my way next month.
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Manda @baldmarlin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Mom: did the panthers play well or did the falcons play terrible? Yes.
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Manda @baldmarlin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
lol. Lmao, even.
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Manda @baldmarlin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sir Purr mid backflip
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Manda @baldmarlin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Two women hugging each other, “panthers up by 17” and the other with a panthers cap “me”
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Manda @baldmarlin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It’s that time again
Blurry line drawn figure holding a Bojangles tea in one hand and raising a gun in the other. Panthers ball cap on its head.
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Manda @baldmarlin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Today is the first Saturday in probably 3 months where I didn’t have to be anywhere before 9am. I’m enjoying being lazy and catching up on my ARCs.
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Manda @baldmarlin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
FAT BEAR WEEK FAT BEAR WEEK FAT BEAR WEEK FAT BEAR WEEK (best week of the year)
Meryl Streep with her hands around her mouth, in the middle of yelling something
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Manda @baldmarlin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Final for today. I should have treated myself to some sweet and sour chicken.
Apple Watch summary for Thursday September 17, 2026.

Move: 1,029/420 cal
Exercise: 40/30 min
Stand: 15/6 hrs

Step count: 6,566
Step distance: 3.17 mi
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Manda @baldmarlin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“I wanna be a librarian! I would love to sit around and read all day!”
Apple Watch summary for Thursday September 17 2026

Move: 913/420cal
Exercise: 39/30min
Stand: 13/6hrs

Step count: 6,194
Step distance: 2.99 miles
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Manda @baldmarlin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Pspspsps
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
trot with me if you want to pound
scene from TERMINATOR 2. top panel is giant truck chasing a young buckaroo through the la river. truck is labeled 'AI GENERATED BIZARRO EROTICA SLOP.' middle panel is chuck tingle showing up on his motorcycle. bottom panel is chuck aiming shotgun with label 'SINCERE, HUMAN-CRAFTED STORIES ABOUT BISEXUAL MOTHMAN THREESOMES'
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Manda @baldmarlin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
[dismissive wanking gesture] with a hand making a motion of jerking off
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
He cooked Ed Sheeran on IG
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Ed was in a fucked up position. He knew it. His typical apolitical stance was being challenged in a way it never had been before. He told me that the words
"Free Palestine" and the image of the Palestinian flag were hurtful to a lot of people he spoke with. I told him that if those words were more offensive than tens of thousands of Palestinian children being killed by Israel, then there was a fundamental disconnect between where those people stood and where I stood. But he couldn't get past his public facing, "I don't take sides."
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Manda @baldmarlin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
So everyone’s team won today except mine.
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Brooklyn 99: Oh, cool. No doubt.
Alt: Brooklyn 99: Oh, cool. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. No doubt, no doubt, no doubt.
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Manda @baldmarlin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Gray and white cat with a scrunched up face, human hand holding a gun towards the viewer, panthers cap
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Manda @baldmarlin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Sir Purr about to jump
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Manda @baldmarlin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
NASCAR giving that transphobic bitch a mic is equally disappointing and unsurprising.
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Manda @baldmarlin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’m ready to be hurt again
Blurry line drawing of a creature holding a gun in the air, a bojangles tea in the other hand, teal panthers cap on its head
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Manda @baldmarlin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I would be derelict in my duties if I didn’t mention that September is Library Card Sign Up Month! Some libraries have incentive prizes for those who sign up for a new card in September. We’re doing library/reading BINGO. Check to make sure your info is still correct!
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Catrina, CEO of Ventress @ohcatrina.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I do not want a foldable iphone I want an iridescent compact shaped like a seashell upon which I can text my favorite fellow sirens with information about the next vessel full of sailors we are about to devour
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Manda @baldmarlin.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It’s 5 hours of her telling stories and a little bit of songs. If you’ve never been around a true blue southerner when they get going, be ready to hear so much more than the story she started with. I love it so much.
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Manda @baldmarlin.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If you’re able, check to see if your library has a copy of Songteller on audiobook. Truly, a magical experience.
Cover for the audiobook Dolly Parton, Songteller. A greenish with red lettering, a photo of a younger Dolly in the middle.
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Manda @baldmarlin.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Last four characters you saved on your phone are your D&D party. Honestly? The best party?
Aragorn saying “for Dolly” before running with a swordMichael from The Good Place saying “it’s a tumblr insult. It’s devastating. You’re devastated right now.”Big Bird at a conference table with a bunch of bored white people.Sonic the Hedgehog saying “woah, he’s bisexual, I didn’t know that”
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Manda @baldmarlin.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Been a lil depressed and sad and feeling awful lately but I bought books and have another day off tomorrow. So. Almost thriving.
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Manda @baldmarlin.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Mostly in order: Backstreet Boys New Found Glory Incubus Mat Kearney 2009 The Fray The Avett Brothers Brandi Carlisle 3 Doors Down (idk, NHL All Stars in Raleigh) Mat Kearney 2012 (I’m counting him again, different city) Niall Horan
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
Miss Piggy and Dolly Parton in fancy dresses posing together photo of Tim Curry surrounded by muppets, smiling for a photo. A quote from curry is added “it didn’t go very well. It didn’t survive the shoot. She felt I wasn’t being faithful to her” it’s him discussing his ill fated affair with miss piggy
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry and Dolly Parton have taught us not only that you should be bigger, weirder, gayer, and freakier, but also that those qualities are what people will love about you. The things that make you strange and amazing are the things that will resonate with other strange and amazing people
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🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Hell of a week to be a gay redneck
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Jordan Starkweather ✨ @jackal27.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Manda @baldmarlin.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Mother. Fucker.
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Manda @baldmarlin.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Live your life in a way that there are too many books about your kindness and generosity to put on display after you pass. Photo not attached bc it would dox me, but just know it’s a display tower simply filled to the brim with pink and blonde and all things Dolly.
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Manda @baldmarlin.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
No, I will not give That Man credit for lowering the flags for Dolly. He does not deserve my thoughts today.
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Dolly Parton Sings 'I Will Always Love You'
Alt: Dolly Parton Sings 'I Will Always Love You'
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You Gotta Give @yougottagive.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
literally rags (of many colors) to riches, and instead of pulling the ladder she gave away 300 million little ladders
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