Bob Wehädababeitsaboy @jokingguy.bsky.social · 20hI'm in one of those weird spots in Toronto where I can't tell if this an unsigned public space (gated, no locks), private property, or something in between. Drinking a coffee, reading my book, and wondering if I'm going to be run out of here at any moment. Really nice place for it. 010
Bob Wehädababeitsaboy @jokingguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Five years between "We can't do this again without Neil," to "Fuck it, print the money" Tour is ghoulish and pointless and you can draw a straight line from that mentality to a Bradford endorsement. (I say this as a long time Rush-Tolerator and sometimes fan) 010
Bob Wehädababeitsaboy @jokingguy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026"The President has been swallowed by a Whale. Only one man on land or sea has the experience to rescue him. This summer, life isn't better down where it's wetter because: OLYMPUS HAS WHALEFALLEN" 000
Reposted by Bob WehädababeitsaboyMrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 15/09/2026This is one of the funniest threads I’ve read in ages. At no point does OP break, and the landlords, well, www.reddit.com/r/Landlord/c... 1184396954
Bob Wehädababeitsaboy @jokingguy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Macklemore: Me and Ed are friends and I hope we still are Ed Sheeran: My coworker got fired, it isn't my fault 020
Bob Wehädababeitsaboy @jokingguy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026After I read about this on reddit (shh), I went to Steam to see if I was excluded. Before I could search, I saw my "hot new releases" tab had a couple obvious adult games, so i clicked to get a baseline for what I was allowed to see. Here's the twist. They show it. All of it. Full penetration. 100
Bob Wehädababeitsaboy @jokingguy.bsky.social · 03/09/202690% of my coworkers work but don't live in Toronto and they rabbit on about crime and The Horrors of The City. "I won't take transit", "People get killed all the time", "Communists run The City." Then they run away to their suburban oasis (Durham?!) and vote against making anyone's lives better. 120
Bob Wehädababeitsaboy @jokingguy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Friends from overseas are always confused by the lack of proper 'furniture' in Toronto. My response is always along the lines of "The City's biggest fear is that they will build something and then a homeless person uses it." Bathrooms, benchs, shade, water fountains. This is surely at the core. 000
Reposted by Bob WehädababeitsaboyAn Unofficial Hugo Book Club Blog @hugobookclub.bsky.social · 31/08/2026There are only two stories that won a Hugo whose screen adaptation also won a Hugo. “All Systems Red” is the second one. The other is “Dune” Congratulations @marthawells.com. 51230217
Bob Wehädababeitsaboy @jokingguy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026This is the exact, almost word for word, theory that kneecapped Toronto's street food program years ago. "They have so much less overhead! They'll put me out of business!" Said the allegedly high-end restos in the theatre district of the potential taco/burger/whatever trucks. 1246
Bob Wehädababeitsaboy @jokingguy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026@torbooks.bsky.social Don't know why you guys thought it was ideal to limit a Canadian author's giveaway to people outside Canada, but there are a lot of people on here bummed out we can't enter/support. 041
Reposted by Bob WehädababeitsaboyJason Thorne @jasonthorne.bsky.social · 14/08/2026The historic site of the former Banjara parking lot payphone. 48717
Bob Wehädababeitsaboy @jokingguy.bsky.social · 09/08/2026One of my all time faves you can't get often is 'con patate'. Pizza bianco with razor thin potatoes, rosemary, and sometime thin sliced sweet onion. So good. 020
Reposted by Bob WehädababeitsaboyDiscontinued Foods! @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 09/08/2026What's the most UNDERRATED pizza topping/topping combo? 32426211
Bob Wehädababeitsaboy @jokingguy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026How it feels going to the Asian supermarket for two bananas and every item from their hot table. 000
Reposted by Bob WehädababeitsaboyCharlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 22/07/2026This story is crazy. It would appear Trump admin officials rigged their nationally televised high school civics contest to keep a young man from a Sikh family out of the finalists. www.notus.org/national/ame...notus.orgSuspicion and Doubt at the National Civics ContestAmerica’s finest young scholars competed to mark their country's birthday. It led to a disputed finish in the age of mistrust. 10558972287
Bob Wehädababeitsaboy @jokingguy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026🦀 see a crab, post a crab 🦀 a slightly tinier crab (i don't know crab names) from Central Queensland 2286
Bob Wehädababeitsaboy @jokingguy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I need someone to go back and make high quality insult gifs from Golden Girls. It would not be a wasted life. 000
Reposted by Bob WehädababeitsaboyGravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 20/07/2026This video of a woman telling an anti-abortion asshole to, "Shut the fuck up" is exactly what I needed to see on a Monday morning 19195844343
Bob Wehädababeitsaboy @jokingguy.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Why do politicians/elites hate speed and red light cameras? Because they ticket everyone. Including those they "shouldn't". #onpoli #topoli 122
Bob Wehädababeitsaboy @jokingguy.bsky.social · 25/06/2026ngl, that Starbucks has been "vital" to me in the past, but... 010
Bob Wehädababeitsaboy @jokingguy.bsky.social · 23/06/2026I've got tickets to Jack White in July, go back to bed particle that could erase the universe at any moment 000
Bob Wehädababeitsaboy @jokingguy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026I can only read this in Judge Whitey's voice 000
Reposted by Bob Wehädababeitsaboyevy kwong @evystadium.bsky.social · 17/06/2026like great after spending millions on AI yall now scouring reddit like us plebs … GTFO THIS IS OUR DUMPSTER 1422
Bob Wehädababeitsaboy @jokingguy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026I only recognize two seasons: Pho Season and Banh Mi Season. The weather swings lately has been wreaking delicious havoc. 021
Reposted by Bob Wehädababeitsaboyspence @thepope.dev · 11/06/2026Go to a meeting? The thing that killed Caesar? 6422100
Reposted by Bob Wehädababeitsaboykate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Been laughing at this for 45 minutes straight 830152982743
Reposted by Bob WehädababeitsaboyMatt Elliott @graphicmatt.com · 03/06/2026New city report notes the Toronto Police Vision Zero Enforcement Team handed out about 14,500 speeding tickets in 2025. Might sound like a lot, but well, compare and contrast. 15924
Bob Wehädababeitsaboy @jokingguy.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Out at the park with my kid last week, a young couple really wanted to let their (medium) dog off its leash. My kid is scared of dogs, and I wasn't looking forward to *another* animated discussion about dogs in parks. Thankfully, the guy just did a bunch of pullups and they left 000
Reposted by Bob WehädababeitsaboyShawn Micallef @shawnmicallef.bsky.social · 30/05/2026I have taken my life in my hands and written a column about off leash dog owners (and maybe on what “danger” is & how its perception can be manipulated by politics).thestar.comShawn Micallef: Doug Ford wants to ‘Protect Ontario’ parks? Then he should rein in off-leash dogsOne of the real clear and present dangers in Toronto parks is off-leash dogs, no matter what the province’s ads say. 3419641
Bob Wehädababeitsaboy @jokingguy.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Now announcing the starting lineup for your Toronto "five streetcars with 120+ total people on board blocked by a tesla who couldn't park properly because of an uncleared snowbank. yes, he's still in his car"'s 000
Reposted by Bob Wehädababeitsaboyzach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 13/11/2024www.kickstarter.com/projects/ext... 476866773
Bob Wehädababeitsaboy @jokingguy.bsky.social · 28/04/2026media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie holds a piece of paper in his handsAlt: Tim Curry, in a suit and tie, shuffles papers in his hands while looking vaguely embarassed for someone else. Taken from Clue. 010
Reposted by Bob WehädababeitsaboyFriends and Families for Safe Streets @ffsafestreets.bsky.social · 28/04/2026We checked out the first giganto-signs courtesy of Doug Ford. This is the dumbest crap and a total waste of taxpayer money. The gov't knows speed cameras are effective. Instead of evidence-based best practices that save KIDS' LIVES, these populist idealogues deny reality and leave us with this. 283
Reposted by Bob WehädababeitsaboyBarney Panofsky's Best Intentions @mynamesnotgordy.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Know what really melts my M&Ms though? When I buy a private jet and then everybody jumps all over me like I'm wearing fancy dress socks or something. I mean Quebec's got THREE private jets they use just to fly sick people around. Sick people! I mean what've sick people ever done for the economy? 1741290
Bob Wehädababeitsaboy @jokingguy.bsky.social · 22/04/2026one of my favourite accounts where even the text needs alt-text 010
Reposted by Bob WehädababeitsaboyTom Flood @tomflood.bsky.social · 19/04/2026City transportation official opts for white line and signage instead of gate to keep their baby off the stairs. 121842
Bob Wehädababeitsaboy @jokingguy.bsky.social · 05/04/2026We were hours away from a strike during our last bargaining. Mgmt panicked once they saw the barriers and barrels getting unloaded. "What are your workers doing?!" Uhhh, setting up the pickets? Frantic phone calls, a late night extension, and we had a deal to vote on the next day. 111
Reposted by Bob WehädababeitsaboyMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 26/03/2026"Remember, you know things, too. Deep inside. You’ll question yourself. We all do. But you have a gut-level knowing that would rise up and out from that sweet belly, even if you were the last person on Earth, walking around with your Nuk and the last bag of Doritos." buff.ly/5IB941nmcsweeneys.netA Letter to My Three-Year-Old Self“I’m not here to warn you or tell you what I regret. Who am I to magic-wand your days? I’m only asking to sit with you, to feel your full, Jergens-soft cheek... 0265
Bob Wehädababeitsaboy @jokingguy.bsky.social · 24/02/2026We've reached a point where I sometimes can't distinguish personal posts from coded posts about certain major political figures. 020
Bob Wehädababeitsaboy @jokingguy.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Firmly and permanently on the "Great Film, Let's Never Watch It Again" shelf. 010
Bob Wehädababeitsaboy @jokingguy.bsky.social · 09/02/2026As a millenial male of a certain complexion, let me tell you all about my on again off again relationship with Sigur Ros... 000