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For JOKESTERS ONLY- BY INVITATION ONLY. NO sellers, beggars, politicians, guys/gals showing their junk, groups, causes, dog/cat ppl, ppl w/ too many selfies. #MightAsWellLaugh Please submit jokes/posts here and/or at @stoopidfunnyjokes THX!

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JokestersOnly @jokestersonly.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
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Skye @simplyskye.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Jasmine Crockett: “Yesterday he said stop talking about the Epstein Files — he is the king of distraction & he knows how to get us talking about something other than the Epstein Files — is it new that he’s racist? Absolutely not — what he does care about is more of those files coming out”
U.S. Rep. Jasmine Crockett speaks at a rally
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JokestersOnly @jokestersonly.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I've figured THAT much out in 73+ yrs, Charlie. No MATTER WHAT, Tha RICH are gonna be JUST FINE. They f'n OWN US ..always HAVE, I guess, it's just more OUT THERE, more OBVIOUS these days, esp w/ Mr. Thang in there & his buddy, the Muskrat, or fElon, as I often call him. "World's richest" blah, blah.
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JokestersOnly @jokestersonly.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
"NOT FUNNY!" says EVERY GUY ON HERE...even MORE from this former OR NURSE who used to help w/ circumcisions on ADULTS in the OR...STG...It was common to do one on grown men that wanted one later in life...YIKES!...literally have to put to SLEEP...you shld SEE them after being prepped w/ their...O_O
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JokestersOnly @jokestersonly.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
@scottietakeson.bsky.social @stoopidfunnyjokes.bsky.social @docatcdi.com @drginnymac.bsky.social @carolineheldman.bsky.social @anniefortruth1.bsky.social @eileenmclaughlin.bsky.social @madmanx187.bsky.social @judithbolyard.bsky.social @strandjunker.com @gmf1369.bsky.social @chuckles-s.bsky.social
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JokestersOnly @jokestersonly.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Right? Here's a prime example...MAGA will be LOSING THEIR MINDS over this: www.msn.com/en-us/money/... as if it benefits most of THEM somehow. A seemingly intelligent nurse practitioner I worked w/ back when DJT was 1st in: "The Dow's at an ALL-TIME HIGH! That PROVES he's the G.O.A.T.!" STGSMH
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JokestersOnly @jokestersonly.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
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JokestersOnly @jokestersonly.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
3/ Another attempt by Tha Rich to AVOID paying THEIR FAIR SHARE of TAXES. There's no MORE FAIR TAX other than sales tax, both at our choice...and property tax in TX pays for ALL KINDS of public services, our schools, etc. They never miss a BEAT, do they? & call themselves "Xtians"- ME ME ME ppl.
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JokestersOnly @jokestersonly.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
2/ Wanted to vote AGAINST our AG- Paxton & a few more TOTALLY CORRUPT ppl in various positions. Many didn't know anything abt, so either didn't vote or voted for obvious WOMEN's names-some Latinas-one named Cleopatra...O_O Several referendums on there, too- TRYING to ELIMINATE PROPERTY TAX. F THAT.
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JokestersOnly @jokestersonly.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Thx, Albert! for that! Wish I could VOTE in @crockett.house.gov @jasmineforus.bsky.social 's primary....I registered as an R in 2024 so I could vote AGAINST DJT AND Cruz TWICE, in primary AND in general. Felt GOOD...did it MATTER? Only to ME. Did same thing this week- voted by MAIL-LOVE IT. tbc...
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JokestersOnly @jokestersonly.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
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Albert #Fella 💙🌊🇺🇸🇬🇳🌎🇺🇦💙🌊 @dababa2025.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
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JokestersOnly @jokestersonly.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
SO BAD!....KEEP 'EM COMING!
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JokestersOnly @jokestersonly.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent. #jokes #dadjoke #funny
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JokestersOnly @jokestersonly.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Tht we were ALREADY THERE! SOMEBODY WAKE ME UP!
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JokestersOnly @jokestersonly.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
i wonder what people without children do with all of their free sanity
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JokestersOnly @jokestersonly.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
"Bang a GONG!"
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Classic Rock Junky AKA Todd James @tjsbam.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
February 5, 1972 T Rex were at No.1 on the UK singles chart with 'Telegram Sam', the group's third UK No.1 which was taken from their album The Slider. #ClassicRock #RockNRoll #ClassicVinyl #MusicSky youtu.be/hbwVkZ8L8d8?...
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JokestersOnly @jokestersonly.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Hi, DM! Funny...I was thinking abt @bunnystroganoff.bsky.social 2 days ago, wanting to BRAG that we got 4 #2 answers while playing our WorDaily version of Wordle...then got NONE yesterday. Never know. CAUSE->VOGUE, HAIKU->AUDIO, & 2 others WATER & ERUPT- didn't write down 1st words. STILL FUN!
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JokestersOnly @jokestersonly.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
I called the theater to ask what time they would be showing the new Melania film. The guy on the phone asked me: "What time can you get here???"
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JokestersOnly @jokestersonly.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
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Carla Martin/Carlabela1 @carlabela1.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
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two dogs standing on their hind legs in front of a window with viralhog written on the bottom right corner
ALT: two dogs standing on their hind legs in front of a window with viralhog written on the bottom right corner
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JokestersOnly @jokestersonly.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
I love (not really...HATE all the medication commercials that CONSTANTLY come on Prime/Netflix- yes, I'm too cheap to go ad-free) all the medication ads: "Do not TAKE _ _ _ if you're ALLERGIC to it". NO SHIT? Gotta SAY it, I guess. Like "Unwrap the tampon before inserting", I guess. (O_O)
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JokestersOnly @jokestersonly.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
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judithbolyard.bsky.social @judithbolyard.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
101 days traveling for Peace... Much Much Respect...
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JokestersOnly @jokestersonly.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Thx, BOB! KEEP 'EM COMING!
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JokestersOnly @jokestersonly.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
When I tried to book our flights with the airline their travel specialist asked me: "And how many passengers will be traveling with you." I was like "how in the hell do I know??? It's your airplane!!!"
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JokestersOnly @jokestersonly.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
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Rod @roddlyyours.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Globe and Mail cartoon
Cartoon: no lineups for Melania compared to a huge lineup for root canals.
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JokestersOnly @jokestersonly.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
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JokestersOnly @jokestersonly.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
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JokestersOnly @jokestersonly.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Family member I play w/ daily has had 6 #1 answers so far...6!...I haven't had ONE yet...ZERO. My 19 y/o grandson came to visit last yr, started playing w/ us, went home, got a #1 answer rt away...used my word S T O R E. We keep trying. We've had LOTS of #2 answers, which is PURE LUCK, too.
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JokestersOnly @jokestersonly.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Just saw this r/e the Clintons & their refusal to testify. Like SO MANY things DJT has done/denied, rings of GUILT to me. www.msn.com/en-us/news/p... Some GROSS quotes by Ghislaine in there.
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JokestersOnly @jokestersonly.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
SO HOPE you're RIGHT, Dr. G...GM! Hoping @crockett.house.gov gets Senate seat. Who do we have that could POSSIBLY unseat Gov. AssButt? What's @betoorourke.bsky.social up to?
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JokestersOnly @jokestersonly.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
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JokestersOnly @jokestersonly.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Como no!...being in TX , we speak more Spinach (Spanish) here...I'm fluent in the #'s & the DIRTY WORDS.
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JokestersOnly @jokestersonly.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
2/ I chat w/ @bunnystroganoff.bsky.social in the UK about playing Wordle. She's also on my "Board (bored?) of Directors" at @stoopidfunnyjokes.bsky.social where we share BAD JOKES that make ppl LAFF. (we hope) Know any? Wanna hear a couple of my faves?..Hmmm...??? Meant to ask: Ever had a #1 answer?
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JokestersOnly @jokestersonly.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Hi, D.M....game 1,687, eh? Wld you believe we've played 37, 635 games of WorDaily version of Wordle on my phone? Currently #1 in our region, whatever that is, & were #10, now #11 in the world. Some crazy person/s has played over 150K times...YIKES! I tht WE were nuts. Play 1- 1 1/2 hrs daily. FUN!
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Charlie Austin @chuckles-s.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
The SOB of the POS!
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JokestersOnly @jokestersonly.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
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JokestersOnly @jokestersonly.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
DOC! @docatcdi.com @drginnymac.bsky.social @carolineheldman.bsky.social @docmurphydog.bsky.social (My 4 Docs) Slideman's up to it aGAIN!...KEEP 'EM COMING, Slideman! New material needed BAD (ly)! Just ask our Board (bored?) of Directors at @stoopidfunnyjokes.bsky.social . (Is at @ redundant?) THX!
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JokestersOnly @jokestersonly.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
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JokestersOnly @jokestersonly.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Hey, some will NAME ONE after you...that the same thing?...O_O
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JokestersOnly @jokestersonly.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
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