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JoJo Smith

@jojosmithuk.bsky.social
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Ex-Dexys trouser-ironer, ex-journalist, ex-stand up comedian, ex-X, currently just me. Ally. No DMs unless I know you.

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JoJo Smith @jojosmithuk.bsky.social · 14h
When I was 17 I was raped at knifepoint by two men who held me captive for 12 hours. I didn’t report because the psychological number they did on me had me believing it was my fault. #IAMJANEDOE
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ResJudicata22 @resjudicata22.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Cartoonist: Daniel Medina
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Niall Harbison @niallharbison.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Europe is now asleep. 🇺🇸 America and rest of world we need your help! I am currently 50km into the 120km run to raise money for Tina’s hospital. You can donate here 🙏 www.happydoggo.com/tinas-hospit...
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God @thegodshow.com · 11/09/2026
If anyone should be banned from attending the 9/11 memorial, it’s Giuliani.
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Damn Rudy Giuliani For Lying About The Air After 9/11
Oh yeah, he's going to Hell.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This should be on the front page of every newspaper tomorrow.
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Niall Harbison @niallharbison.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
In just under 72 hours I’ll be taking on an insane challenge. It’s all for Tina. The best girl there ever was ❤️🎾 youtu.be/n0ktXauwzMs
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The Hospital That Will Save Thousands of Dogs
YouTube video by Happy Doggo
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
There have been so many impeachable offenses, but lying about how you were a hero on a day that 2,753 people died in NYC in the 9/11 disaster—when you were on the other side of town, safely calling local media to brag about how you now had the tallest downtown building—is such a despicable one
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Niall Harbison @niallharbison.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
If you love the dog content I share… 🏃‍♂️ On Saturday I’ll try run 120km in 24 hours to build a hospital for street dogs. I’m not sure how I’ll do it but I’ll do it for Tina. You can sponsor me here and see the full details… 🙏 www.happydoggo.com/tinas-hospit...
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davidej2025.bsky.social @davidej2025.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
How did a child rapist get elected twice in America? "With enough money, lies that even Satan can elected in USA more than twice.
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 01/09/2026
Today's reminder that the UAE is currently engaged in a genocide in Sudan using weapons they receive from the US and money they receive from our tourism dollars, and every celebrity who lives or vacations in Dubai or Abu Dhabi is knowingly funding it.
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Dave, because you are not. @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Criticizing Israel is not criticizing Jews. Jews are awesome. The Israeli government is committing genocide. See? That was easy.
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Anyone meeting with Netanyahu on friendly terms after the ICC issued an arrest warrant for him over war crimes and crimes against humanity has no place in government, in any country and at any capacity. Vote them out.
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JoJo Smith @jojosmithuk.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Wtf is wrong with the other half?????
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
ICE detained three eyewitnesses and is pressuring them to self-deport so they can't testify in court about Lorenzo Salgado Araujo's killing. ICE also claims it didn't have body cams at the time of the homicide.
https://www.theverge.com/policy/964294/ice-shooting-houston-lorenzo-salgado-araujo
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
ICE agents shot and killed an unarmed civilian in Houston, Texas. The victim was a construction worker, a father of three US citizens, had lived in the US for 35 years and was applying for a work permit. He panicked and tried to flee when he mistook masked, armed ICE agents for thieves.
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Peacock spiders are only 4mm long, but their courtship dance rivals any bird of paradise. Australia has over 90 species of these tiny, ultra-colorful performers.
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Dog rescued in Venezuela after 6 days in rubble! Such goodness all around 😍
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Solidarity RPM @solidarityrpm.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
CUT WARFARE, NOT WELFARE
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Louis 〓〓 @louishenwood.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Heinrich Himmler: "If we lose the war, the Allies will turn every committee of the occupation into an investigative body. They will go after the Reich leadership, the cabinet, the donors, and friends."
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
This Person Is Correct ! Algae Do NOT Have Seeds,They Rely On Microscopic Spores, Cell Division, Or Fragmentation......💪🏻
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Andy Ross @andyross1962.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
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JoJo Smith @jojosmithuk.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Lee knows what he’s talking about. A must read for all comedians.
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Anarkitty Amanda @anarkittyberry.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Demand a fair trial for Luigi!
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
The Cold War Steve World Cup 2026 Wallchart! Printed on A2 (59.4cm x 42cm) uncoated paper stock. £9.99. Available now!👇👇👇👇 coldwarsteve.bigcartel.com/product/the-...
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Biggie @biggienotsmalls.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Let the trials begin...
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JoJo Smith @jojosmithuk.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Well there’s a surprise
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Donald J. Trump
@realDonald Trump
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Thank you for your attention to this matter!
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smtm_LFC1975 @smtmlfc.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
SKY NEWS: UK Terror threat level raised to "severe" ^ All very nice. I wonder what the threat level is in Palestine today? I wonder what the threat level is in Lebanon today? ^ I mean: 150,000+ babies, children, women & men massacred vs Fired up ambulances & an unhinged assault on two men
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Jane Hill @janehill.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
For some reason my Substack about ovarian cancer now has a significant following of older American women. One decided to tell me that being chipper meant I had a “sense of spunk.” open.substack.com/pub/janehill...
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A very chipper person
Notes on recovering from “debulking” (ugh) for Stage 3 ovarian cancer.
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Borneo Jimmy @borneojimmy.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
14 year old Jude Baker is a cancer survivor & a real American hero. This kid got picked by the Make A Wish Foundation. He didn't go to Disneyland. He used the money to feed over 300 homeless people instead. Kids like this give me hope. Massive love & respect to Jude. people.com/teen-14-used...
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Teen, 14, Diagnosed with Rare Cancer, Used His Single Make-A-Wish Gift Not for Himself but Others in His Community
Jude Baker, a teenager from Georgia, used his single Make-A-Wish gift to help the homeless in his community. The teen was diagnosed with Ewing sarcoma, a rare and aggressive form of cancer that affect...
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Ess Creek 🌻🌻🌈🏳️‍🌈💙 @esscreek.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
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Oliver @oliver48.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
"Illegal illegal illegal illegal illegal It is beyond tragic irony that in Great Britain we have an ex-lawyer as P.M. who turns a blind eye to his paymasters' genocide, war crimes, settler atrocities and modern day Lebensraum. No wonder people are going Green" via Danny Brittain
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Middle East Monitor @middleeastmonitor.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Doctors Without Borders (MSF) has warned that ongoing and expanding Israeli military attacks and control over the Gaza Strip are causing what it described as a deliberate pattern of destruction and “suffocation of life”. Read: www.middleeastmonitor.com/20260413-gaz...
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Just James @bojabi.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Nothing the Trump regime says can be trusted.
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JoJo Smith @jojosmithuk.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Excellent
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Pete Buttigieg @petebuttigieg.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Regardless of whether it’s all talk, when the leader of our country expresses plainly genocidal intent, everyone has to do something. For citizens of all political stripes, it means rejecting this madness. For Congress, it means taking action to rein him in. Now.
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
“No other recent American president has talked so openly about committing potential war crimes, legal experts, historians and former U.S. officials say.” www.nytimes.com/2026/04/05/u...
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Trump Revels in Threats to Commit War Crimes in Iran
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Askme @askme99.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
And the vermin Netanyahu bitches that Iran is dropping cluster bombs and targeting civilian buildings while it's been committing genocide, bombing schools, hospitals, etc.. and has an arrest warrant out for it for war crimes.
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Arianeh Sajadi, Esq. @arianehsajadi.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Far right Zionist Israeli government must be stopped. 🆘🌍
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Giles Paley-Phillips @eliistender10.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I'm proud of you.
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Nazi Pete wants you all to get distracted by his Sieg Heil instead of his very public capitulation to Russia, litany of war crimes, and failing Iran war strategy.
Pete Hegseth attempts to distract by being a Nazi
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Israel is bombarding, literally bombarding, two Middle East capitals, Beirut and Tehran, killing 100s of civilians, and yet the US and UK media continue to portray Iran as the threat to the region. Israel has nukes, but Iran is the nuclear threat. We live in Orwellian times.
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Netanyahu on how Israel is different from Iran: "Here's the difference ... these mass murderers in Tehran target civilians." Netanyahu is wanted for crimes against humanity, including the murder of between 75,000 and 186,000 civilians, at least 20,000 children or babies.
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
You cannot talk like this about any other minority in America. And if it was any other president’s adviser who said something like this about any other minority, it’d be the instant end of their presidency.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Reports indicate at least 100 children have already been killed in strikes on schools. That is unconscionable. Three U.S. service members are dead as a result of this entirely preventable war of choice. The blood of these service members, these children, and every civilian rests in Trump’s hands.
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US military says three of its troops killed in first Iran operation casualties
Three U.S. service members have been killed and another five have been seriously wounded, in the first casualties of the unfolding U.S. operations against Iran, the U.S. military said on Sunday.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 25/02/2026
The Cuban Embassy says a Florida-registered speedboat entered Cuban waters this morning and allegedly opened fire on Cuban border guards who approached it, injuring the commander of the Cuban vessel. Cuba says four people on the U.S. boat were killed and six others aboard it were injured.
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