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John Pinto

@johnwespinto.bsky.social
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suburban kid with biblical name pintopintopinto.com

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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 21/09/2026
if a 5th round rookie corner named Hezekiah Masses is lined up across from you you’re completely fucked
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 14/10/2025
consider: ashton jeanty saying “football” over and over again
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John Pinto @johnwespinto.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
the las vegas football raiders
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Thirty West Publishing @thirtywestph.com · 07/09/2026
New author alert 🚨 John Pinto is joining Thirty West with a debut story collection, RABBIT DREAMS, in the summer of 2027. 🐇 A film lab technician living in Philadelphia. Some of his work has appeared in The Bulb Region, SARKA, Scaffold, X-R-A-Y, and Little Engines. pintopintopinto.com
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Raiders running lead draw out of the I formation, Klint Kubiak you have my sword
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Ashton Jeanty with some actual blocking btwn the tackles on that drive I might cry
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Sad Crying
ALT: Sad Crying
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The Bulb Region @bulbregion.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
We return tomorrow with two new posts, but until then, have a read of our recent contributor John Pinto's (@johnwespinto.bsky.social) wonderful story, "Gadgets," in Sarka. 🔗 ⬇️
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The Bulb Region @bulbregion.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
"Red-eyed cicadas coated the car. Cheery people ate them on the news. 'These guys will be,' the cheery ones would say, 'the shrimp of the new millennium,' [...]" Don't miss John Pinto's (@johnwespinto.bsky.social) splendid runaway story, "My New Wife," in The Bulb Region today. 🔗 ⬇️
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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Dreyer’s Raiders Crunch (1995-1996): Vanilla ice cream loaded with chocolate-covered pecans and swirls of both fudge and caramel. Released to celebrate the Raiders return to Oakland after playing in LA for the previous 12 seasons.
A white, pinstriped ice cream carton with the Raiders logo and the words "Dreyer's Grand Ice Cream" in black letters on a grey box. The lid has this white and black stripes
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John Pinto @johnwespinto.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Hell yeah hell yeah
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John Pinto @johnwespinto.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
mice 1961 felt kinda like guy maddin? really enjoyed it
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Brad Neely @bradneely.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
A book of my Creased Comics is coming this spring from NYRC.
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John Pinto @johnwespinto.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
lookin like shoegaze huck finn
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John Pinto @johnwespinto.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
vineland was sooooooooo good
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furby hancock @furbyhancock.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
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John Pinto @johnwespinto.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
lightning delay
everlong on karaoke
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Colorado really exploring the space here
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John Pinto @johnwespinto.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
john middleton you better pay that man!!!!!
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John Pinto @johnwespinto.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Bought six the quarterly’s today
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John Pinto @johnwespinto.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
dazed imagining some kind of “restaurant for italians”
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John Pinto @johnwespinto.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
riding the 40 with uncle junior
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John Pinto @johnwespinto.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
meat puppets up on the sun ➡️ spencer radcliffe enjoy the great outdoors
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Duran has so much gas my god I am Durantula pilled
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John Pinto @johnwespinto.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Duran is that fucking GUY. FUCK.
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John Pinto @johnwespinto.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
treasure planet is a dnb movie
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John Pinto @johnwespinto.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
max kepler’s walkup song is how soon is now???
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HAD @havehashad.com · 20/07/2025
Fucking magnets, how do they work? Today from John Pinto: "I buy what’s advertised as the strongest legal magnet. ... So hard to play along and pretend anything means anything in my lame duck pre-magnet life." www.havehashad.com/wluzy
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I buy what’s advertised as the strongest legal magnet. The wait for its arrival is worse than crucifixion. So hard to pay attention. So hard to play along and pretend anything means anything in my…
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John Pinto @johnwespinto.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Got a new little story in @havehashad.com today about magnets, magnet issues, uh-huh
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John Pinto @johnwespinto.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Have liked this one for awhile, excited to see it part of a full book next year
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John Pinto @johnwespinto.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
when will there be an italian founding father
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John Pinto @johnwespinto.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
[funk flex otis premier voice] NICE
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
this morning i saw a guy sitting in the park. he was just sitting there reading a book, i think he was drinking a coffee or something too. what an asshole
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ergot. @ergot.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
"Now Tess, she wants me to take action. She wants me to scare this guy off with the baseball bat we don’t own. The heaviest things at hand are the pieces of our new half-assembled dresser." Today on ergot. 'Vase Itself' by John Pinto @johnwespinto.bsky.social www.ergot.press/authors/John...
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innovative + experimental horror
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John Pinto @johnwespinto.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
🏛️got a new story in @ergot.bsky.social today!🏛️
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John Pinto @johnwespinto.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
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John Pinto @johnwespinto.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
gonna take a big swing here and say “very good”
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John Pinto @johnwespinto.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
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John Pinto @johnwespinto.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
unreal how good flipper is
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John Pinto @johnwespinto.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
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John Pinto @johnwespinto.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
obvs a lot of modern alt-country is cut with shoegaze. this is lorelai is cool because it’s cut with the ost for barbie: mermaidia
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John Pinto @johnwespinto.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
girlfriend told me to read letters to wendy’s as a horoscope
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John Pinto @johnwespinto.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
how I wrote plastic man how I wrote plastic man how I wrote plastic man how I wrote plastic man
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John Pinto @johnwespinto.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
big fan of this mask website i just found where everything they sell looks like the laura dern inland empire face
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John Pinto @johnwespinto.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
German word for the sadness you feel when you put on a movie and realize yeah, they’re definitely killing that water buffalo
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Mel Kiper Jr. when the Saints drafted a QB who wasn’t Shedeur Sanders
Yukio Mishima yelling and trying to perform a coup
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John Pinto @johnwespinto.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
rip king
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John Pinto @johnwespinto.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
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John Pinto @johnwespinto.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
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