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John Scholle

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Professor Frink saying this
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
just found an article from 6 years ago that mentioned Borussia Dortmund's exciting young trio of Erling Haaland, Jude Bellingham, and Gio Reyna
2 intimidating dragons and one goofy dragon
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The kid Mbappé takes a picture with at the beginning of the video is significantly closer in height to Mbappé than Mbappé is to Wembanyama
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SickosFC @sickosfc.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
AFTER REVIEW ARTICLE 27 FIFA DISCIPLINARY CODE DECISION IS RED CARD SUSPENDED
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
NOOOOO THEY DONT F**** SMOKE IT WHILE YOURE SAT IN RESTAURANT BOB
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Norway said:
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Klaebo Xc Ski
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John Scholle @johnscholle.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Was going to say the new Scrubs is very good until Elliot told Turk she met him 25 years ago and I won't stand for such violence
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Abby @arobertswrites.com · 15/04/2026
Trying to explain St Augustine to the pope, the former head of the Augustinian order, who wrote his doctoral thesis on Augustine, on his way back from celebrating mass at the Basilica of St Augustine in Annaba, Algeria, overlooking the site where Augustine lived is peak Adult Catholic Convert.
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Tim Donnelly @timdonnelly.com · 09/04/2026
hello today I wrote about something that's been driving me crazy lately: the proliferation of beloved local businesses turning to off-putting AI slop. I sat down with one of them to ask why nygroove.nyc/local-busine...
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John Scholle @johnscholle.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
merge boot decided by who cuts their nails on Cirie's bed
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John Scholle @johnscholle.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Izzy has a new stepdad
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I keep thinking about how Trumpism isn't even pragmatic assholery, a moral tradeoff where warmongering and cruelty leads to better results for Americans. He's just smashing the lose-lose button over and over again, making our country meaner and more violent, but also poorer and worse to live in
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John Scholle @johnscholle.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Objectively correct Best Picture ballot: 1. Sinners 2. One Battle 3. Bugonia 4. Train Dreams 5. Hamnet 6. Marty Supreme 7. Sentimental Value 8. F1 9. Frankenstein 10. Secret Agent
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Chappell (Like The Show) @chappellskickback.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Charlie when he finds out you didn’t vote for your number one. #Survivor50 #Survivor
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John Scholle @johnscholle.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
My son turned 8. He got a bunch of presents that are actually really cool. So I've been playing with them while he's at school. Please don't tell my son.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Olympic curling: elaborate sweeping operation to tweak the path of the thrown rock, constant screaming, plus an earth-shaking controversy about tapping the rocks post-release to influence direction Paralympic curling: just huckin it down there, don't see what the big deal is, works just fine
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Steal of 2
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
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Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
“… and on that EXACT SAME season of Survivor there was someone named Tarzan and a totally separate person named Troyzan”
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John Scholle @johnscholle.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
heinous
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John Scholle @johnscholle.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Omg, Lisi's fall, Will Sims' deadweight slide, AND a dramatic closeup of an Applebee's burger in the opening montage? We are eating #survivor Fan service is stupid except for things I'm a fan of
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Dan Gartland @dangartland.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Jessie Diggins’ Olympic career in one image. She gave it her all in her final race this morning, finishing fifth in the 50km, five seconds off the podium. The most successful cross-country skier in American history goes out with nothing in the tank.
Jessie Diggins laying flat on the snow
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
best thing about the Olympics is watching a sport you don't follow closely and seeing somebody so great at what they do that you don't need any context to understand their greatness
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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
(handing the most heartbroken, disgusted-looking hockey player a stuffed animal) congratulazioni! enjoy the stoat
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Suprematism, by Nikolai Suetin, 1920-21, 📸 by @tiltoncreative
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 21/02/2026
it's-a me, mario. i got-a big-a family. i got-a
SIXTINE COUSIN AGE 26 and it's a ski lady
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John Scholle @johnscholle.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
SkiMo(ustache)
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John Scholle @johnscholle.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
This is a very efficient flag Dutch fans can use all year I might have used regular expressions FEMKE ?O?
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 20/02/2026
The epitome of built different. If I tasted blood in my mouth, I’d immediately stop whatever I was doing.
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Good luck to Brittany Bowe today, who once told me: "The amount of lactic acid that we build in our legs is so extreme... I actually taste blood in my mouth." Legend! #GoldZone
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
5 women, one women's team, and one mixed team have won Olympic gold medals for Team USA at these Olympics. Meanwhile, just one individual male athlete and no men's teams have won gold medals for Team USA Makes you wonder: when will America start investing in men's sports
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John Scholle @johnscholle.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
There's like an hour with no live Olympics. What do I... how do I...
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John Scholle @johnscholle.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Got up this morning and the only events to catch up on are Nordic Combined and Ski Mountaineering. Real Olympic sicko stuff. Can't wait
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NBC Sports @nbc-sports.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Discovering a new way to cross the finish line this #WinterOlympics! 👏
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NBC Sports @nbc-sports.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
It’s not about how you start, it’s about how you finish! 🤣 #WinterOlympics
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John Scholle @johnscholle.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
I'm surprised telecasts don't do more of these kinds of overlays in all the time trial Olympic sports, especially ones where lines matter. Surely the technology is there now for at least automated animations? (This was really informative comparing Shiffrin to Duerr)
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John Scholle @johnscholle.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
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John Scholle @johnscholle.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Ski ballet clip on primetime!
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John Scholle @johnscholle.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
NBC Late Night added this whole segment to tape-delayed women's slopestyle so they could retroactively rag on individual component scores
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John Scholle @johnscholle.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Slopestyle is perfect for the primetime treatment. Give me the highlights and skip the falls and also-rans. Done in 30 min, about as much slopestyle I care to see
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Michelle Bruton @michellebruton.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
This GOOD BOY ran onto the course during the Women’s Cross-Country Skiing Team Sprint event, crossing the finish line and being automatically recorded by OMEGA’s photofinish camera 😆
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Mikaela Shiffrin wins the slalom gold medal by 1.50 seconds If you add up the winning margins of the winners at the 1998, 2002, 2006, 2010, 2014, 2018, and 2022 women's slalom, you get 1.51 seconds
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Ken Childs @thekenchilds.com · 18/02/2026
Day off for sliding today, so if you've got any sliding questions, I'm not doing much else! Some folks have asked about "track zamboni", and that's not a thing. The ice is rough, not smooth! BUT! We do smooth bumps out of the track before hitting it with a spritz. This is how they do that
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ASMR winter olympics 🤤
YouTube video by Luge World
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Ken Fang -- Very Asian @fangsbites.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Nazgul, new Olympic legend.
Italian medal-winning dog Nazgul after the cross-country skiing event. Good boy
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John Scholle @johnscholle.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Incredible biathlon scenery
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John Scholle @johnscholle.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Is it normal to Edward 40-hands your ski poles to your hands?
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John Scholle @johnscholle.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Was not expecting to be so nervous for Mikaela's second run. What a thrill! Great to see an all-time talent deliver.
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John Scholle @johnscholle.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
@mitchgoldich.bsky.social You asked for a Happy Gilmore-style curling movie and the universe has already been working on delivering one. This trailer has some surprises in it! www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWm6...
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THE ROARING GAME Official Trailer (2026) Mickey Rourke
YouTube video by Boxoffice Trailers
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John Scholle @johnscholle.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Don't like 3 on 3 for knockout hockey OT At least they have OT unlike the inferior summer Olympic hockey
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Ken Childs @thekenchilds.com · 16/02/2026
If you’re wondering how close today’s monobob race was over 3 1/2 miles of sliding, the IBSF has this handy image for you. Elana beats Laura by a few feet, and Kaillie by about a sled length.
Elana Meyers Taylor a few feet ahead of Laura Nolte and Nolte a few feet ahead of Kaillie Armbruster Humphries
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John Scholle @johnscholle.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Peacock just cut to commercial and ended the stream in the middle of an extra end
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