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Dan Gartland @dangartland.bsky.social · 2m

The extra ump put a little extra gusto on the fair signal on the Montgomery double. You know he was thrilled to have his presence validated.

Screenshot of the play in White Sox-Guardians with the ump signaling fair

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Dan Gartland @dangartland.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Mizzou’s pass rush today looks like the 2007 Giants

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Dan Gartland @dangartland.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Norfolk State just missed a game-winning field goal attempt against Robert Morris as time expired that hit the crossbar and bounced back into the field of play. Excellent drama.

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Dan Gartland @dangartland.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

He also has an anti-ICE song and called the TPUSA halftime show “the most cringe shit on the planet”

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Dan Gartland @dangartland.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

New @sportsillustrated.bsky.social Stadium Wonders video! On the ancient Harvard Stadium and how it literally changed the game of football youtu.be/4ii0HDOoaYw?...

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Harvard Stadium: The Birthplace of Modern Football? | Stadium Wonders

YouTube video by Sports Illustrated

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Dan Gartland @dangartland.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

His glove was laced with a powerful neurotoxin

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Dan Gartland @dangartland.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Found the most hideous Yankees hat imaginable for sale in Paris

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Dan Gartland @dangartland.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Can’t believe I’m missing Boston College and Virginia Tech’s battle against God himself for this

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Dan Gartland @dangartland.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I wasn’t gonna use the free wifi at the airport but my friend Kawhi said this was a good network

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Dan Gartland @dangartland.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

You know what rocks? Stepping out of your car at Lowe’s and hearing a robot voice from above say “this security station is recording 24/7 and shares data with local police.” It does *not* feel like stepping into a Paul Verhoeven movie.

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Dan Gartland @dangartland.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Portugal-Wales was on in the barbershop and instead of a halftime show Fox Soccer Plus just showed a dozen angles of the same Cristiano Ronaldo miss

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Dan Gartland @dangartland.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I was just as flummoxed as everyone else on the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social to learn that Army and Temple are kicking off at 4 p.m. ET on Friday—and I just discovered the hilarious reason for that bizarre start time: the stadium needs to prep for an AC/DC concert (via the Times Herald-Record)

The other connection is to Philadelphia's Lincoln Financial Field: Army is playing a rare Friday afternoon game at "The Linc" because AC/DC has a Tuesday concert at the stadium, and organizers needed the extra Saturday date for set-up. So with apologies to the Australian rockers, the Black Knights and Owls will look to shock "All (Afternoon) Long" during an exclusive ESPN window.

"We're looking forward to the opportunity to play on TV, to be the only game on TV at that point,'' Army head coach Jeff Monken said during his Tuesday press conference. "Playing an afternoon game on a Friday is uncommon, but there's college football fans everywhere, and they like watching college football. I just think it's a great opportunity for our program, certainly for theirs to be on this stage.''

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Dan Gartland @dangartland.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Do not make me watch Jameis Winston again

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Dan Gartland @dangartland.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The Giants want you to believe that they’re the Yankees and the Jets are the Mets but in reality they’ve both always been the Mets

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Dan Gartland @dangartland.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Unorthodox of the NFL to cancel the rest of the Giants’ season after their heroic Week 1 win over the Cowboys and declare them the first undefeated 1-0 champions in league history but I won’t question it

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Dan Gartland @dangartland.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Every time this happens (I remember similar freakouts over Hulu and Netflix doing the same) it turns out it’s just because they’re going to offer live traditional TV broadcasts with commercial breaks. Disney+ is showing college football this season. press.disneyplus.com/news/ESPN-Ex...

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ESPN Expands Sports Content on Disney+ with College Football Saturdays This Fall

ESPN and Disney+ are expanding the sports content offerings on Disney+ with the debut of College Football Saturdays this fall. Each week throughout the season, Disney+ subscribers in the U.S. can stre...

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Dan Gartland @dangartland.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I went here and everyone said they knew your ass

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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 19/09/2026

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Kenny Mayne @kennymayne.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

With forever and a day between games 1 and 2 what else was there to do but revisit the buildup to the NE v SEA opener. Features Joel McHale, my greeting card gift to Kam and the truth about why people walk around on the field. TackleFootballShow

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Dan Gartland @dangartland.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I don’t know, man. When you’ve got a former FBS head coach (Bob Diaco) and a 10-year NFL veteran (Jamie Collins) on the defensive coaching staff, maybe there are better options for a promotion than the head coach’s *other* son (who’s never had a job in football not working under his dad).

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Dan Gartland @dangartland.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Absent further information from Kraft, I don’t think this headline/story is accurate. Kraft pledged to donate to fund “aid in the region to fight this humanitarian crisis” but didn’t say *where* in the region or who would be receiving the aid, let alone which organization(s) would receive the money.

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Dan Gartland @dangartland.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

they're really thinking outside the box over at the National Toy Hall of Fame

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Dan Gartland @dangartland.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

strapping into the Minority Report computer to track my parlays, like a very healthy and well-adjusted sports fan

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Dan Gartland @dangartland.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Andy Reid is so predictable. His team gets into a goal-to-go situation and he breaks out a play that was last run by the Pottsville Maroons.

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Dan Gartland @dangartland.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The Chiefs’ offensive gameplan appears to be to give Kenneth Walker a Jamal Lewis number of carries

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Dan Gartland @dangartland.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Aubrey barely snuck in the first two extra points from 33. No way he was making that one from 48 after the brain-dead taunting penalty.

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Dan Gartland @dangartland.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

This is the first time since 2015 that the Giants have had three touchdown drives of at least 10 plays in the same game. Tom Coughlin was still the coach.

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Dan Gartland @dangartland.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

CeeDee Lamb is getting the LeBron treatment from the refs tonight. Getting away with push-offs and getting soft penalties called in his favor.

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Dan Gartland @dangartland.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I forgot how stupid Jaxson Dart’s eye black is

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Seth Walder @sethwalder.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Two point strategy in overtime is very straightforward: 1. First team must kick 2. Second team must go for 2 Pretty much no justification to do anything except that unless there's unusual tie implications

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Dan Gartland @dangartland.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

The Bears are the second team since 1962 to have at least 290 rushing yards and six touchdowns on the ground. (Saints did it in 2017 in a 47–10 win over the Bills.)

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Dan Gartland @dangartland.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Moorhead was the head coach when covered football for the school paper in college and he spent like 30 minutes explaining his offense to me one time in his office. He’s really good at making this stuff digestible for a normie.

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Dan Gartland @dangartland.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Oklahoma if the offensive line didn’t love committing penalties in key situations and John Mateer could complete a downfield pass

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Dan Gartland @dangartland.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Arizona State’s got a damn power forward as their punter. 6'7", 245 pounds. Good god.

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Dan Gartland @dangartland.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

When we read "Life of Pi" in high school, the teacher asked us about the reveal that the animals were actually people, including the main character's mother. A girl in my class said "well, at least he got to see his mom die." I've never seen a teacher so lost for words.

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Dan Gartland @dangartland.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

It is preposterous how much better this game—which is being played on the other side of the world—has been than the much-hyped Super Bowl rematch last night. And it hasn’t even been that great! Just two teams playing reasonably organized and effective football.

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Dan Gartland @dangartland.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I hope one of these teams signs an Aussie rules player as a goal line target before they fly home

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Dan Gartland @dangartland.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Mike Macdonald would be well within his rights to keep his players on the field after the game and make them run sprints

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Dan Gartland @dangartland.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

The Seahawks may be down to their agonizingly ineffective backup quarterback, but at least the rest of the offense is playing clean, mistake-free football

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Dan Gartland @dangartland.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Considerable restraint by NBC to wait until the second half to do PR for the new billionaire owner of the Seahawks

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Dan Gartland @dangartland.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Took nearly 20 minutes for either team to get the ball across the 50. Woof.

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Dan Gartland @dangartland.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Oh no, does one of the commercials we’re going to be constantly subjected to this football season feature a person named “Chock Chapple”?

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