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Johnny Nice Painter @ Eurosky! @johnnynicepainter.eurosky.social · 8h

OK. Proper snorted single malt Scotch out my nose. Which Is a waste. But I forgive you.

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Johnny Nice Painter @ Eurosky! @johnnynicepainter.eurosky.social · 8h

This is what I asked for. This is not a lady's bottom. Bluesky, please amend your "Discover" feed appropriately.

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Johnny Nice Painter @ Eurosky! @johnnynicepainter.eurosky.social · 9h

This has appeared on my feed although I am pretty sure that this is not a train which is what I asked for. Did anyone order a lady's bottom?

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Johnny Nice Painter @ Eurosky! @johnnynicepainter.eurosky.social · 9h

As opposed to what? A fucking llama apiary? A doughnut apiary? A crayon apiary? A Humphrey Bogart in Casablanca apiary?

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Johnny Nice Painter @ Eurosky! @johnnynicepainter.eurosky.social · 13/10/2026

Damn right Bob. I'm putting on my stomping shoes and indignant jumper and I shall stomp in there in the most indignant fashion I can muster.

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Johnny Nice Painter @ Eurosky! @johnnynicepainter.eurosky.social · 13/10/2026

Not gonna lie, it's pretty nice! I'm supposed to be pescatarian, but I'll be buggered if I'm going to waste it.

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Johnny Nice Painter @ Eurosky! @johnnynicepainter.eurosky.social · 13/10/2026

I'll take responsibility for not wearing my specs while I was shopping. But I'll also forgive myself for mistakenly thinking this was onion gravy while being in a bit of a rush. I mean come on, look at the primary object on the label (which I have blurred on the left so it's how it appeared to me)

A jar of Sainsburys instant gravy granules showing a load of red oinions on the label. The label is blurred but it says "Beef Gravy Granules"

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Johnny Nice Painter @ Eurosky! @johnnynicepainter.eurosky.social · 12/10/2026

Ah'lloigshogg nafl. Y' ymg' ephaimgah'n'ghft slippers, Bob.

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Johnny Nice Painter @ Eurosky! @johnnynicepainter.eurosky.social · 12/10/2026

I have no idea what is happening. I do not understand the words. I do not recognise the objects. And yet. They have a strange attraction to me, as the Great Old Ones must have had upon the early primates who first stood upright and gazed with astounded eyes upon their ghastly wondrousnessnessnessn.

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Johnny Nice Painter @ Eurosky! @johnnynicepainter.eurosky.social · 12/10/2026

Follow-up question: Have you the faintest fucking idea who the Houthis are?

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Johnny Nice Painter @ Eurosky! @johnnynicepainter.eurosky.social · 12/10/2026

Don't feel bad. I was 48 before I found out the same about Cthulhu.

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Johnny Nice Painter @ Eurosky! @johnnynicepainter.eurosky.social · 12/10/2026

To be clear; I am not protesting the banning, I am decrying the fact that a ban is neccessary.

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Johnny Nice Painter @ Eurosky! @johnnynicepainter.eurosky.social · 12/10/2026

This shouldn't need to be banned in the UK because nobody with a scintilla of morals or ethics, or indeed a soul, would dream of watching it, and those who want to watch it will find a way to do so, and may the gods have mercy on whatever passes for their souls. act.38degrees.org.uk/act/no-execu...

act.38degrees.org.uk

Ban the US death row execution from being live streamed in the UK!

I just signed the campaign calling on the Government to ban the US death row execution from being live streamed in the UK!

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Del - Martian Observer @martian-observer.net · 12/10/2026

French supermarkets have been hit by a cyber attack that caused their fridges and freezers to overheat, wasting fresh and frozen food. Hackers gained control of remote management software via an unpatched vulnerability on equipment that could not be updated, vendor Danfoss says

bbc.co.uk

Fridges in French supermarkets hit by cyber attack

Hundreds of stores were targeted by the overnight hack, which spoiled fresh and frozen food estimated to be worth millions of euros.

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Johnny Nice Painter @ Eurosky! @johnnynicepainter.eurosky.social · 12/10/2026

"We are not nursery children" says woman from country that has to trot out Paddington Fucking Bear every time somebody dies.

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Gail Myerscough @gailmyerscough.co.uk · 12/10/2026

My 2026 Christmas wrapping paper designs are now available for pre-order. Why pre-order you say? I’m a one woman small business and pre-order helps me to see which designs are the most popular before I place an order with my printer. You can find them here gailmyerscough.co.uk/christmas

Four Christmas wrap designs featuring vinyl record Christmas puddings, fairy lights, baubles and crackers.

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Johnny Nice Painter @ Eurosky! @johnnynicepainter.eurosky.social · 12/10/2026

Oh hang on. I think I feel a relational database coming on. Maybe with an app?

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Johnny Nice Painter @ Eurosky! @johnnynicepainter.eurosky.social · 12/10/2026

THEY AREN'T EVEN BLINKING BLOODY TACTICAL FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE

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Ibanut56 @ibanut56.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

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Johnny Nice Painter @ Eurosky! @johnnynicepainter.eurosky.social · 12/10/2026

How could you not know this? You've been my agent for 10 years!

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Johnny Nice Painter @ Eurosky! @johnnynicepainter.eurosky.social · 12/10/2026

I work in an environment where I will be either hot or wet 90% of the time.

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Johnny Nice Painter @ Eurosky! @johnnynicepainter.eurosky.social · 12/10/2026

That's all I could come up with too. But they must have absolutely no sense of smell as well as being colour blind.

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Jennifer @feistywiddershins.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

This Indigenous People's Day, I wanted to promote the incredible handmade leather work by my good friend Tommy, Native Necromancy on fb, @amealformaggots on insta. He is Lenape of the Turtle Clan. You can see his work in person at both Gonzo Glass Studio and Cerridwen's Hearth in Mount Holly NJ.

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Johnny Nice Painter @ Eurosky! @johnnynicepainter.eurosky.social · 12/10/2026

That might be it you know. I usually favour something light. I don't think I really suit dark colours. There's just something about the dark. Yes. The dark. Dark. Black. BLACK. BLA

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