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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

@patcasey.bsky.social Went to see Onslaught yesterday, and saw for the first time the Violent Night 2 trailer. Holy cannoli, dude, I cannot wait!

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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Since I can only access this app on the web, I'm only ever on every few days (not a bad thing), especially since I haven't much to post. Except for this: a couple of weeks ago I got to meet Richard Chaves (Poncho from Predator) and Dane DiLiegro (Feral Predator from Prey). Fantastic day for me!

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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

It's Halloween Eve! (The entire month of September; I don't make the rules)

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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

What's up, suckers! So apparently I can access Bluesky through the web browser. Just can't on the phone app. Stupid Texas... I suppose not having instant access to social media on my phone is actually a good thing. Anyway, I missed the lot of you! How have y'all been?

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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

This morning I learned that women don’t like my clean shaven face. 😅 #Uggo

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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Cálmate, güey. I still have 22 years to go. Chingao.

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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Speaking of physical media… Total score! Fifty percent off all Criterion at Barnes & Noble.

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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

By the way @whitehouse-47.bsky.social, Destiny is a game of inclusion. The story is full of people coming together to meet a common goal, no matter who you are. It is a game full of characters from all walks of life. It is a game that is “WOKE” and it is queer AS FUCK. So go to hell.

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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

The White House has defiled my favorite game of all-time. 🤮 Guess it truly is over, @bungie.net

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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

“So what’s your daily routine?” Me: Wake up at 4 a.m. Suffer. Go to bed at 9 p.m.

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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Well that settles it. It was the dog that directed POLTERGEIST.

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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Being a Rangers fan post ‘23 World Series 2024: Wow, what an awful season. Just World Series hangover, probably. Can’t get worse than this. 2025: Jesus, this is worse than last season. Has to be as bad as it gets. 2026: *walks into traffic*

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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Meet my newest buddy Roswell (in reference to the grey aliens).

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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Why did it take so long? Two sequels plus multiple appearances in video games and other media. Something doesn’t add up here.

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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Duncan let me and Jess watch ROGUE TROOPER last night and HOLY FUCKING SHIT, GANG! It's sooooo fucking good. Hilarious, fun, hard-R violent, adapted straight from the pages of the comic. 2000AD fans are gonna lose their minds, and just try not to throw a fist in the air at the final needle drop. 🤯🤯🤯

Poster for Rogue Trooper with several characters scattered acrossed a desolate landscape, while a huge tank with two cannons hangs in the background.

Rogue Trooper (a muscular blue super soldier) stares down a huge tank, holding a machine gun, standing next to a backpack (named Bagman).

Stylish character poster for the film, with many characters on it ala most big budget comic books and sci fi movies, with Rogue Trooper featured prominently.

A shot from the film: Rogue Trooper (19) looks into the camera while the voices of Bagman and Gunnar joke with him through their implanted chips, represented on screen as small, floating digital readouts with skulls, their numbers (26 and 20 respectively), and names.

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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

The Spurs could easily be winning this series, but they are so bad at holding onto a lead.

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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Happy anniversary to my favorite movie of all time.

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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

I think I work with a serial killer.

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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

I hate the Vegas Golden Knights so, so, so, so, so, so, so much. They shouldn’t be as successful as they are this early in their franchise history. The expansion draft rule change allowed for this, and it makes me sick. 39 win season and playing for a Cup. Gross.

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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Some FALLOUT 76 and a drink. Cheers, my friends.

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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

All pizza is worthy of being eaten. Not all pizza is worthy of being eaten cold.

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Yiannis @yiannisbab.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Ah yes, the "Thdpsssps"

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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

People are seemingly upset at the MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE movie clip of Skeletor delivering a line comedically. I can tell who has never seen the original cartoon.

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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

I love my Texas Rangers. I also hate this team. But… #LetsGo #GameDay

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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

This administration is one big “What The Fuck?” Just repulsive.

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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

While there’s still a big update coming with plenty of content to complete, DESTINY 2 after 9 years feels…over. A shame the game has to come to an end like it is. Logged in for the last time. #GoodbyeGuardian

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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

My whole life I’ve been obsessed with alien and ufo conspiracies. While other kids were checking out “The Boxcar Children” books, I was searching the card catalog for everything related to aliens. Believe me when I say I want these ufo footages to be real, but most of these are a lot of nothing.

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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

My fucking state sucks, bro. He just needs to get Mac and Me’d… #IYKYK

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