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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz

@johnnymortiz.bsky.social
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Just a guy who wants to write creature features. Into monsters, aliens, death metal, collectibles, books, film/tv, and spooky things. IG: iamnotthejuan

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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I just learned that Amazon has built an "About You" page under accounts. It tracks your activities and interests and builds a profile about you. Seeing if I can turn that feature off, however, I figured I'd share mine as, well... it comes as no surprise.
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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Best way to see it for the first time. Was giddy the entire time.
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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
@patcasey.bsky.social Went to see Onslaught yesterday, and saw for the first time the Violent Night 2 trailer. Holy cannoli, dude, I cannot wait!
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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It was! I got to tell Richard that my first movie theater experience was Predator at 4 1/2 years of age. He said my parents are either the greatest ever or the most irresponsible. However, he agreed they were great. Hahaha.
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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Since I can only access this app on the web, I'm only ever on every few days (not a bad thing), especially since I haven't much to post. Except for this: a couple of weeks ago I got to meet Richard Chaves (Poncho from Predator) and Dane DiLiegro (Feral Predator from Prey). Fantastic day for me!
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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I'm not sure, but Texas passed some stupid Accountability Act. I'm not having this issue with apps like Instagram or Facebook, so why Bluesky is following this, I don't know. Suppose it's kind of a good thing. Keeps me from checking social media every single day.
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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It's Halloween Eve! (The entire month of September; I don't make the rules)
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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
What's up, suckers! So apparently I can access Bluesky through the web browser. Just can't on the phone app. Stupid Texas... I suppose not having instant access to social media on my phone is actually a good thing. Anyway, I missed the lot of you! How have y'all been?
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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Bruce says Happy 4th, bitches.
Jaws
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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy "Back it up, Terry" Day!
Back it up, Terry
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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Well that looks familiar.
Nazi
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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
This morning I learned that women don’t like my clean shaven face. 😅 #Uggo
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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Cálmate, güey. I still have 22 years to go. Chingao.
Old
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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Latest physical media haul.
Physical media
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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Speaking of physical media… Total score! Fifty percent off all Criterion at Barnes & Noble.
Godzilla 4k
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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Yep. “PlayStation has no limits”… until it comes to the licenses expiring. About 551 total movies and shows.
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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
This is why I will always support physical media. #PhysicalMediaAlwaysAndForever
Support physical media
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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
By the way @whitehouse-47.bsky.social, Destiny is a game of inclusion. The story is full of people coming together to meet a common goal, no matter who you are. It is a game full of characters from all walks of life. It is a game that is “WOKE” and it is queer AS FUCK. So go to hell.
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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
The White House has defiled my favorite game of all-time. 🤮 Guess it truly is over, @bungie.net
Gross
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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
It tapers off and hardly reaches its peak numbers from the beginning. You know what is popular? Storytelling. Open world sans a timer of extraction. Linear gameplay. Solo gameplay. PvE. Not “let me grind my ass off for hours foOMG THERE’S A WHOLE TEAM HERE… and I’ve lost everything now.”
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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Which it basically is. They looked at something like “Escape From Tarkov” and “The Division 2” Dark Zone extraction, plus the now out “Arc Raiders” game and felt that was the hot new route to take. Thing is, as popular as those games are at launch, the excitement is not sustainable.
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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Oh, it shouldn’t have been. I, for one, am not a fan of extraction shooter “die-and-lose-everything” games. That’s why I’ve avoided it.
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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Post is blocked for me. Is it a private account?
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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
“So what’s your daily routine?” Me: Wake up at 4 a.m. Suffer. Go to bed at 9 p.m.
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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
The kids are alright.
Fuck AI
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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
One of my favorite quotes ever.
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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I mean, true.
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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I just learned that prior to 2019 the last time they hit over 100 degrees was in 1947?!
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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
FUCKING. GROSS. What is happening to this industry, man? Cinema is headed to a bad place. www.wsj.com/tech/ai/goog...
wsj.com
Exclusive | Google Investing in ‘Backrooms’ Studio A24
The search giant is putting about $75 million into the studio as part of an artificial intelligence research partnership.
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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Hahahahaha
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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Wow, what a goal.
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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Ric rules. I have “This Side of Paradise.”
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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Yes! I felt that same sense of wonder and awe I had the first time I saw “Jurassic Park.” And hope. I felt hope.
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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Well that settles it. It was the dog that directed POLTERGEIST.
Poltergeist
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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
King Ghidorah
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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
This sounds familiar. 🤔
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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Movie haul. #PhysicalMediaForever
4K
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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Being a Rangers fan post ‘23 World Series 2024: Wow, what an awful season. Just World Series hangover, probably. Can’t get worse than this. 2025: Jesus, this is worse than last season. Has to be as bad as it gets. 2026: *walks into traffic*
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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Okay, yeah. He’s the goat.
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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Messi is the greatest ever, huh?
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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Dude, I need that Badlands score on physical media something fierce.
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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
It’s so good!
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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
She’s a beaut.
Alien Earth vinyl
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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Where what was?
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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Meet my newest buddy Roswell (in reference to the grey aliens).
2026 Sportage
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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
This is going to get very interesting and very ugly. I’m not a massive fan of the franchise, not in the way I am with Friday the 13th and older slashers, but you hate to see things like this halt something so popular. The ones that suffer a lot are the fans.
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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Why did it take so long? Two sequels plus multiple appearances in video games and other media. Something doesn’t add up here.
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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Hahahaha. Suck it, Vegas!
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Duncan let me and Jess watch ROGUE TROOPER last night and HOLY FUCKING SHIT, GANG! It's sooooo fucking good. Hilarious, fun, hard-R violent, adapted straight from the pages of the comic. 2000AD fans are gonna lose their minds, and just try not to throw a fist in the air at the final needle drop. 🤯🤯🤯
Poster for Rogue Trooper with several characters scattered acrossed a desolate landscape, while a huge tank with two cannons hangs in the background.Rogue Trooper (a muscular blue super soldier) stares down a huge tank, holding a machine gun, standing next to a backpack (named Bagman).Stylish character poster for the film, with many characters on it ala most big budget comic books and sci fi movies, with Rogue Trooper featured prominently.A shot from the film: Rogue Trooper (19) looks into the camera while the voices of Bagman and Gunnar joke with him through their implanted chips, represented on screen as small, floating digital readouts with skulls, their numbers (26 and 20 respectively), and names.
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Juan (Johnny) Ortiz @johnnymortiz.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
At church.
Spielberg
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