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Johnny Brainwash

@johnnybrainwash.bsky.social
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This machine grows alliums. Not actually a wizard. Yells at squirrels, talks to crows, sometimes sings to mushrooms. Portland OR. He/him. Hail Eris, hell yes.

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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19h
Social media, rather than becoming an avenue through which elected leaders can speak directly to the people they represent, has become a way for elected leaders to perform accountability without exercising their power. Senator DESTROYS Trump with one tweet, then votes in all his judicial picks.
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Johnny Brainwash @johnnybrainwash.bsky.social · 22h
the pocketbook was such a handy format - I used to always have a book on me
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Johnny Brainwash @johnnybrainwash.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
oooh, that's what I've been doing wrong I mostly have cool jars and clever little pouches time to recalibrate
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HATE Mulgrew @josie.zone · 11/10/2026
one of the greatest post-1970 musical sequences in film tbh
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Let's Fall In Love, Tank Girl.wmv
YouTube video by crueltao
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Heathcliff plus Helmets @heathcliffhelms.heathcliff.cat · 19/06/2024
Wizard!
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Johnny Brainwash @johnnybrainwash.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Literally true afaict. Searching Google News doesn't find a single article about this that's not from the Mercury. Not a single other newspaper, not OPB. Not any of the TV stations- although they'll only cover it if the police issue a news release they can copy and paste.
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Johnny Brainwash @johnnybrainwash.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
the headline also vastly oversells a story about two people
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 07/10/2026
OMG metro.co.uk/2026/10/07/w...
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Woman ‘posed as substitute teacher to insult students because she hates kids’
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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You can go home again, the General Temporal Theory asserts, so long as you understand that home is a place where you have never been.
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Johnny Brainwash @johnnybrainwash.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I found the rule on the federal register- it lists a date in september, but when you go to comment, it says they're accepting comments through 10/6 so close enough, I guess?
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 05/10/2026
Spooky bird stories. My Halloween comic from 2024.
A comic titled Spooky Bird Stories. In panel 1, a turkey vulture is telling stories to other vultures, and it says, "She walked toward the source of the terrible smell. She got closer and closer, and then, to her horror, she saw... No dead body." A black vulture says "No!" and a turkey vulture says "Did someone already eat it??" In panel 2, a northern cardinal is telling a story to some songbirds. It says "They peered through the windows of the house at the gory scene. Zombies had smashed through the door in the night. The homeowner was dead. But worst of all... He hadn't refilled the feeders." An eastern bluebird says "Aaah!" and an American goldfinch says "It can't be!". In panel 3, A screech owl is telling a story to other owls. It says "And then the ghost fluffed itself up really big to appear scarier." A saw-whet owl gasps, and a long-eared owl says "Horrifying!". In panel 4, a downy woodpecker is telling a story to other woodpeckers, and says "The eerie sound rang through the dark woods. Tap-tap. Tap-tap. It was the distinctive two-part knock of the Ivory-billed Woodpecker. The species had returned from the dead... FOR REVENGE." A red-cockaded woodpecker says "Yesss".
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Johnny Brainwash @johnnybrainwash.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
awesome congratulations!!
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Johnny Brainwash @johnnybrainwash.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
four hours and 91 replies into the reply-all storm, OP finally posts "please disregard this email, it was sent in error" this is only red meat for the trolls. the mildest, most wholesome trolls you've ever seen, but nonetheless
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The French Republican Calendar @sansculottid.es · 01/10/2026
Today is Primidi the 11th of Vendémiaire in the year 235. Vendémiaire is the month of vintage. Today we celebrate potatoes. #JacobinDay See today's page
An old time-y illustration of a Potatoes.
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Johnny Brainwash @johnnybrainwash.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
thought that was a bunny for a sec
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Johnny Brainwash @johnnybrainwash.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
we used magnetic tokens or dry erase markers for status conditions or other notes total less than 20 bucks at the time, although I guess everything's more expensive now
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Johnny Brainwash @johnnybrainwash.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
initiative tracker from my last d&d campaign popsicle sticks with adhesive magnet tape on the back- players painted theirs, and I recycled sticks for monsters/npc's by writing on successive layers of masking tape numbers are magnetic pieces for whiteboard calendars
white board with character names written on popsicle sticks and magnetic numbers to show initiative count
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Johnny Brainwash @johnnybrainwash.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i'm not eating cookies the color of mold
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Johnny Brainwash @johnnybrainwash.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
oh no anyways
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The Trandalorian @charliejaneanders.com · 25/09/2026
Cry "haddock" and let slip the fish of war
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Johnny Brainwash @johnnybrainwash.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you can flog a dead horse midstream but you can't make it buy you a drink
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Johnny Brainwash @johnnybrainwash.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I205 path just below airport way? across the highway from ikea? i don't know what the neighborhood is called
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Johnny Brainwash @johnnybrainwash.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
mf doesn’t even reef his topsails in a freshening breeze
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Alyssa GO SEE #NAZA 📽️ @drsepinwall.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
SALT OF THE EARTH showing went so well! Students at my HSI loved it & said they couldn't believe a film like this was made in the 1950s & they thought it held up. Plus it's only 90 minutes. Definitely worth showing your students in 2026! 📽️🗃️
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Johnny Brainwash @johnnybrainwash.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
and a hat!
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Johnny Brainwash @johnnybrainwash.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
return of the king
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Johnny Brainwash @johnnybrainwash.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
They're putting carpets in malls? That sounds like a terrible idea.
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Johnny Brainwash @johnnybrainwash.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
don't go giving them ideas
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Daily bunny no.3446 is not left-handed
Bunnies re-enact the duel between Inigo and Wesley in "The Princess Bride", with a masked bunny fighting against a dashing shaggy bunny with a gold sword. The masked bunny is cornered, near the edge of a rocky cliffside, but still has a trick up his sleeve
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Johnny Brainwash @johnnybrainwash.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
thagomizing the countryside thagomizing the fascists thagomizing all the gentry in their thatched-roof mansions
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Johnny Brainwash @johnnybrainwash.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
They stayed hidden for so long, but now they're known.
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Johnny Brainwash @johnnybrainwash.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
thagomizing the countryside thagomizing the fascists thagomizing all the gentry in their thatched-roof mansions
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Johnny Brainwash @johnnybrainwash.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm gonna be a stegosaurus because I always like to be a heavy armor guy, and I can go around smashing some fash with my thagomizer.
some kind of carnivorous dino making a yell as they get pierced through the face with a thagomizer
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Johnny Brainwash @johnnybrainwash.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
oh I forgot... I don't wanna be one of those duckbilled mfs because no style, just scooping up muck
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Johnny Brainwash @johnnybrainwash.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
it's a classic for a reason
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Johnny Brainwash @johnnybrainwash.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm gonna be a stegosaurus because I always like to be a heavy armor guy, and I can go around smashing some fash with my thagomizer.
some kind of carnivorous dino making a yell as they get pierced through the face with a thagomizer
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Johnny Brainwash @johnnybrainwash.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
niiiiiiice
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
A digital illustration of Max Headroom, a shiny, fast/talking electric man who lived inside a TV who we all liked in the 80s. He has a very tall head with an odd stripey blond hair cut and a goofy grin. He’s wearing white wayfarers and a shiny white, wide shouldered jacket over a lilac colored shirt and black bow tie. The background is intersecting colored perspective lines sort of forming the idea of a box. Colorful type following the perspective of the walls reads ‘MAYBE IT WILL HAPPEN TODAY’.
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Johnny Brainwash @johnnybrainwash.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I fell off on reading this for a while now, but there was a time when my basic view of Star Wars was mostly shaped by Darths and Droids and by the Auralnauts. Those were better days.
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Johnny Brainwash @johnnybrainwash.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I fell off on reading this for a while now, but there was a time when my basic view of Star Wars was mostly shaped by Darths and Droids and by the Auralnauts. Those were better days.
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Johnny Brainwash @johnnybrainwash.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
came here to say this!
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Johnny Brainwash @johnnybrainwash.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
it's worse than you'd expect
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Johnny Brainwash @johnnybrainwash.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
and now I've learned how bad his tattoos are too
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Johnny Brainwash @johnnybrainwash.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I enjoyed my shadow monk quite a bit. Making him a wood elf to pick up proficiency with a longbow was a huge upgrade.
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Really good chicken helmet. Best chicken helmet I’ve ever seen maybe.
A knight’s helmet with, inexplicably, a chicken face coming out the front
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Johnny Brainwash @johnnybrainwash.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I always vote at the McDonalds drivethru. It's my version of patriotism. (No, really, we have a drivethru ballot box at a McDonalds, and there's always a line to vote there.)
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