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Johnny Brainwash

@johnnybrainwash.bsky.social
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This machine grows alliums. Not actually a wizard. Yells at squirrels, talks to crows, sometimes sings to mushrooms. Portland OR. He/him. Hail Eris, hell yes.

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Johnny Brainwash @johnnybrainwash.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
four hours and 91 replies into the reply-all storm, OP finally posts "please disregard this email, it was sent in error" this is only red meat for the trolls. the mildest, most wholesome trolls you've ever seen, but nonetheless
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The French Republican Calendar @sansculottid.es · 01/10/2026
Today is Primidi the 11th of Vendémiaire in the year 235. Vendémiaire is the month of vintage. Today we celebrate potatoes. #JacobinDay See today's page
An old time-y illustration of a Potatoes.
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Johnny Brainwash @johnnybrainwash.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
initiative tracker from my last d&d campaign popsicle sticks with adhesive magnet tape on the back- players painted theirs, and I recycled sticks for monsters/npc's by writing on successive layers of masking tape numbers are magnetic pieces for whiteboard calendars
white board with character names written on popsicle sticks and magnetic numbers to show initiative count
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Johnny Brainwash @johnnybrainwash.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
oh no anyways
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The Trandalorian @charliejaneanders.com · 25/09/2026
Cry "haddock" and let slip the fish of war
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Johnny Brainwash @johnnybrainwash.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you can flog a dead horse midstream but you can't make it buy you a drink
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Alyssa S. @drsepinwall.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
SALT OF THE EARTH showing went so well! Students at my HSI loved it & said they couldn't believe a film like this was made in the 1950s & they thought it held up. Plus it's only 90 minutes. Definitely worth showing your students in 2026! 📽️🗃️
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Johnny Brainwash @johnnybrainwash.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
return of the king
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Daily bunny no.3446 is not left-handed
Bunnies re-enact the duel between Inigo and Wesley in "The Princess Bride", with a masked bunny fighting against a dashing shaggy bunny with a gold sword. The masked bunny is cornered, near the edge of a rocky cliffside, but still has a trick up his sleeve
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Johnny Brainwash @johnnybrainwash.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
thagomizing the countryside thagomizing the fascists thagomizing all the gentry in their thatched-roof mansions
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Johnny Brainwash @johnnybrainwash.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm gonna be a stegosaurus because I always like to be a heavy armor guy, and I can go around smashing some fash with my thagomizer.
some kind of carnivorous dino making a yell as they get pierced through the face with a thagomizer
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Johnny Brainwash @johnnybrainwash.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm gonna be a stegosaurus because I always like to be a heavy armor guy, and I can go around smashing some fash with my thagomizer.
some kind of carnivorous dino making a yell as they get pierced through the face with a thagomizer
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
A digital illustration of Max Headroom, a shiny, fast/talking electric man who lived inside a TV who we all liked in the 80s. He has a very tall head with an odd stripey blond hair cut and a goofy grin. He’s wearing white wayfarers and a shiny white, wide shouldered jacket over a lilac colored shirt and black bow tie. The background is intersecting colored perspective lines sort of forming the idea of a box. Colorful type following the perspective of the walls reads ‘MAYBE IT WILL HAPPEN TODAY’.
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Johnny Brainwash @johnnybrainwash.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I fell off on reading this for a while now, but there was a time when my basic view of Star Wars was mostly shaped by Darths and Droids and by the Auralnauts. Those were better days.
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Johnny Brainwash @johnnybrainwash.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I fell off on reading this for a while now, but there was a time when my basic view of Star Wars was mostly shaped by Darths and Droids and by the Auralnauts. Those were better days.
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Really good chicken helmet. Best chicken helmet I’ve ever seen maybe.
A knight’s helmet with, inexplicably, a chicken face coming out the front
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Johnny Brainwash @johnnybrainwash.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I always vote at the McDonalds drivethru. It's my version of patriotism. (No, really, we have a drivethru ballot box at a McDonalds, and there's always a line to vote there.)
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Worth noting, as Macklemore was banned by NFL owners in what will be dubbed "fighting antisemitism", that Kanye, who - sold merch with swastikas - said on Alex Jones that he idolizes Hitler - tweeted he was "going Defcon 3 on Jewish people" is currently on a multi-city tour of NFL stadiums
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Ian Paul Sieren @ianpaulsieren.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
#pdx #slaptags #streetart
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ezra @ordo-xenos.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Johnny Brainwash @johnnybrainwash.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
anyways, speaking of big 25th anniversaries, it's also my 25th anniversary of starting at [employer] pardon me while I crumble into dust (at least I had the most interesting first day on the job)
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Johnny Brainwash @johnnybrainwash.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
anyways, speaking of big 25th anniversaries, it's also my 25th anniversary of starting at [employer] pardon me while I crumble into dust (at least I had the most interesting first day on the job)
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Johnny Brainwash @johnnybrainwash.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
obligated to post once a year... never forget
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Johnny Brainwash @johnnybrainwash.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
obligated to post once a year... never forget
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If George Washington had known we’d relinquish the muppets to the most unimaginative people on earth I don’t think he’d have bothered crossing the Delaware
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
We murdered three more people in a boat today
U.S. Southern Command: On September 9, under the direction of #SOUTHCOM, Joint Task Force Western Hemisphere executed a lethal kinetic strike on a go-fast vessel operating along established narco-trafficking routes in the Caribbean. Confirmed intelligence revealed the vessel's active involvement in narco-trafficking. The operation killed three narco-terrorists.
#JTFWHEM @DeptofWar @SecWar
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Johnny Brainwash @johnnybrainwash.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
just forwarded a 22 year old email it may in fact be older than the intern I forwarded it to
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Johnny Brainwash @johnnybrainwash.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
just forwarded a 22 year old email it may in fact be older than the intern I forwarded it to
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The French Republican Calendar @sansculottid.es · 07/09/2026
Today is Duodi the 22nd of Fructidor in the year 234. Fructidor is the month of fruitfulness. Today we celebrate hazelnuts. #JacobinDay See today's page
An old time-y illustration of a Hazelnuts.
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Johnny Brainwash @johnnybrainwash.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Driving home from some shopping just around dark, saw a bunch of people lining the sidewalk looking at the sky. Parked, walked over, got to watch a huge flock of swifts circling the orthodox church before they all funneled down to nest in the chimney. 🐦🐦🐦
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Johnny Brainwash @johnnybrainwash.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Driving home from some shopping just around dark, saw a bunch of people lining the sidewalk looking at the sky. Parked, walked over, got to watch a huge flock of swifts circling the orthodox church before they all funneled down to nest in the chimney. 🐦🐦🐦
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Johnny Brainwash @johnnybrainwash.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
blah blah four random characters saved in your phone are your dungeons and dragons party: barbarian, paladin, druid, wizard
high school kid hauling off to throw a punchjohn brownjanelle monae in a gown made of electronics parts and mosscarl sagan
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Johnny Brainwash @johnnybrainwash.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
blah blah four random characters saved in your phone are your dungeons and dragons party: barbarian, paladin, druid, wizard
high school kid hauling off to throw a punchjohn brownjanelle monae in a gown made of electronics parts and mosscarl sagan
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The French Republican Calendar @sansculottid.es · 06/09/2026
Today is Primidi the 21st of Fructidor in the year 234. Fructidor is the month of fruitfulness. Today we celebrate wild roses. #JacobinDay See today's page
An old time-y illustration of a Wild Roses.
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poondonkus @poondonkus.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
one of my favorite photos: Arnold Schwarzenegger (middle) posed with Wilt Chamberlain and Andre the Giant.
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Johnny Brainwash @johnnybrainwash.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Hmm, the headline says the man was struck by a taser. The article says that the officer fired a taser. I wonder if those were related. Anyways, nice job @opb.org, you didn't cite a single source other than the police statement (unless you count the PR flack who didn't answer the questions).
Sometime during the arrest, according to the press release, an officer shot a Taser. The man was reportedly put in an ambulance, but died en route to a hospital.
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Johnny Brainwash @johnnybrainwash.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Hmm, the headline says the man was struck by a taser. The article says that the officer fired a taser. I wonder if those were related. Anyways, nice job @opb.org, you didn't cite a single source other than the police statement (unless you count the PR flack who didn't answer the questions).
Sometime during the arrest, according to the press release, an officer shot a Taser. The man was reportedly put in an ambulance, but died en route to a hospital.
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
A crow casually removing several metal anti-bird spikes from a building ledge. Original post
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Fawnduu🐮🔜 Big Chillin @fawnduu.com · 01/09/2026
The USDA is trying to recind the Roadless Rule which currently protects 45 million acres of National Forests from logging and deforestation. We have until September 20th to comment and tell the USDA we don't want this! File your comment w/ link below: action.outdooralliance.org/a/roadless-d...
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Johnny Brainwash @johnnybrainwash.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
real old timers will know- you're not a member of the cult until you've helped someone move
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Johnny Brainwash @johnnybrainwash.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
real old timers will know- you're not a member of the cult until you've helped someone move
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Daily bunny no.3426 is this city's best-kept secret
A bunny stands on the railing of a rooftop, looking out over a darkened city at night. There is a small hidden cafe on the rooftop, with only one table and some chairs. A waiter from the cafe serves a cupcake, while the bunny looking at the view is sipping black tea.
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The French Republican Calendar @sansculottid.es · 28/08/2026
Today is Duodi the 12th of Fructidor in the year 234. Fructidor is the month of fruitfulness. Today we celebrate fennel. #JacobinDay See today's page
An old time-y illustration of a Fennel.
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Nicholas Slayton @nslayton.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
ICYMI we've got two warships, a bunch of Marines and Army Special Forces in Ecuador waging what looks like a war against cartels.
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