Reposted by John HemptonGenevaGirl @michellev.bsky.social · 12/01/2026In the morning update out from a European bank, crypto YouTube views sink to lowest level since 2011. Won’t someone think of the creators/ grifters? 4234
John Hempton @johnhempton.bsky.social · 28/12/2025this is a test now of whether twitter - which is where I would have once gone for this sort of question - has any serious merit left. 060
John Hempton @johnhempton.bsky.social · 28/12/2025Can someone with more knowledge than me explain to me - or lead me to a source which explains - why the Muslim Brotherhood is a source of violence in the Middle East but the political arm in Morocco (Justice and Development Party) oversaw a peace treaty and normalisation of relationship with Israel? 270
Reposted by John HemptonMark Lemley @marklemley.bsky.social · 14/07/2025Now THAT's a cease and desist letter 563363649421
Reposted by John HemptonStansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 18/06/2025Historical Fact: Between March 1946 and August 1947, our airport was used for housing prisoners of war. This taught us everything we know about handling passengers today. #CustomerService 840643
Reposted by John HemptonNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 12/06/2025Those who don't criticize the government have nothing to fear. 1467386
John Hempton @johnhempton.bsky.social · 10/06/2025All corporate assets belong to the State. Buy stocks. 2636
Reposted by John HemptonRobert Saunders @robertsaunders.bsky.social · 28/05/2025The most important achievement of the right in the C21st has been the invention of an all-powerful "establishment" that does not include the editor of the Sunday Telegraph, the world's richest media moguls, the party that was in govt for 14 years, Boris Johnson or the billionaire president of the US 22849224
John Hempton @johnhempton.bsky.social · 10/05/2025A little bit of pork on a rotisserie, round and round it goes... 070
Reposted by John HemptonNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 25/04/2025Whether it's Hillary Clinton sharing risotto tips on a private server or Pete Hegseth using the nuclear codes as his password on Pornhub, both parties have ignored our nation's security. 351171142776
Reposted by John HemptonNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 21/04/2025While the gospels say that Judas led the Romans to Jesus, a new theory is gaining traction with some Biblical scholars. There is evidence, some say, that Judas merely shared Christ's location on an insecure group chat that accidentally included several Roman officials and journalists. 344197004116
Reposted by John HemptonNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 20/04/2025Pontius Pilate’s savvy decision to crucify Jesus was a political masterstroke, but ultimately he was removed as Governor of Judea after his costly tariff war with neighboring Roman provinces devastated Judeans’ 401ks. 191015113
Reposted by John Hemptonkeyser soze @keysersoze2024.bsky.social · 02/04/2025He’ll fold like a cheap suit & declare victory. He’ll announce imaginary deals & point to imaginary numbers on a chart. And that’ll be it. And that, depressingly, that will be sufficient for the mouth breathers & Murdoch media rage meth addicts. He won’t ever poll below 40% approval. Sad but true 2218
Reposted by John Hemptonkeyser soze @keysersoze2024.bsky.social · 02/04/2025If it is any comfort, this will be reversed within a month. It might not last even a fortnight, for just 1 plain simple reason: He’s a coward. Trump has literally always been a coward in business. The one who bluffed himself into losing all of his chips each time. Here’s how that works: 2318
Reposted by John HemptonWill Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 01/04/2025I remember a time long ago (early January) when a high federal officer manufacturing a gang conviction out of thin air in order to justify disappearing a completely innocent American resident into a foreign gulag without any due process or means of retrieval would be considered some kind of scandal 381546302
Reposted by John HemptonMike Traynor, a know-It-all @miketrilobite.bsky.social · 31/03/2025Godwin's second Law: "Anyone who uses 'woke' as a pejorative will turn out to be a fuckhead." 1979
John Hempton @johnhempton.bsky.social · 18/03/2025Not often I advertise a new blog. But this guy (whoever he may be) very elegantly gives the case for Regeneron. $REGN notesfromthebeautycontest.substack.com/p/regeneron-...notesfromthebeautycontest.substack.comRegeneron Pharmaceuticals (REGN)A Deep Dive 4243
John Hempton @johnhempton.bsky.social · 17/03/2025As a fund manager I know what it is to do worse than you would expect. Shit happens. Too regularly for my taste. But I am amused by the language some use to describe losses: "the fund contracted 2.7% in February"... I guess they had no flows. 1140
John Hempton @johnhempton.bsky.social · 11/03/2025Got an actual neo Nazi advert, showing swastikas approvingly, on twitter 4142
John Hempton @johnhempton.bsky.social · 11/03/2025Can a Tesla self drive do this? youtu.be/3Qk_QhG5whw?...youtu.beDriverless Waymo vs Traffic Cop - Can It Understand Hand Signals?YouTube video by Autonomy Central 1140
John Hempton @johnhempton.bsky.social · 06/03/2025Can't believe how good this is. open.spotify.com/track/1m6IwU...open.spotify.comCattle and CaneJimmy Little · Messenger · Song · 1999 120
John Hempton @johnhempton.bsky.social · 16/02/2025A challenge. Can someone make a right wing and beautiful AI that eventually induces Elon Musk to proposition them via DM? The new Turing test is can a computer program be indistinguishable from an Elon momma? 190
Reposted by John HemptonBerkshire Haddaway @berkshire-haddaway.bsky.social · 29/01/2025They're making a movie about Lernout & Hauspie 😳 @johnhempton.bsky.social it's called "Dust" 😅 derijkstebelgen.be/nieuws/dust-...derijkstebelgen.beDUST: film op komst over Lernout & Hauspie - De Rijkste BelgenBinnenkort starten in Brussel de opnames voor ‘Dust’, een film gebaseerd op het verhaal van Jo Lernout en Paul Hauspie. Hun spraaktechnologie bedrijf L&H ging in 2001 frauduleus failliet en zorgde voo... 011
John Hempton @johnhempton.bsky.social · 27/01/2025Reading Givaudan results. The company is pitching synthetic citrus flavourings (for your soft drinks I guess). Here is the pitch: "achieving supply assurance and creating authentic, nature-inspired ingredients". Well I guess... 090
John Hempton @johnhempton.bsky.social · 24/01/2025It is well over three years since the Chinese company Xpeng promised us robotic rideable unicorns. I regard their absence as a failure of the Xi regime. youtu.be/NsYC3FAD2dM?...youtu.beExplore Future Mobility with XPENG Robotics | First Ridable Robot UnicornYouTube video by XPENG 050
Reposted by John HemptonJosh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 24/01/2025Wow, looks like there's surprising support in the new admin for horrific traumatic injuries. 18363103
Reposted by John HemptonChris Dillow @chrisdillow.bsky.social · 24/01/2025The last time a foreign president tried to seize European territory, European governments responded by confiscating the assets of his billionaire cronies. 712645
John Hempton @johnhempton.bsky.social · 23/01/2025Your regular reminder that Fartcoin market cap is still $1.5 billion. That is 1.5 billion in value created by some kids who minted Fartcoin. What value have you added lately? 9542
John Hempton @johnhempton.bsky.social · 22/01/2025The problem with JJJ's Like a Version - where some artist comes in and covers something - is that every now and again you find an awesome cover. So you go to the artist (in this case Sycco) and discover their song writing just ain't up to it. Example. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n-F...youtube.comSycco covers The Pointer Sisters’ ‘Jump (For My Love)' for Like A VersionYouTube video by triple j 220
Reposted by John HemptonTuffy @smtuffy.bsky.social · 18/01/2025I’m no sociologist but I have to think there will be some knock-on effects on American society by the full-throttled, top down, embrace of fraud and grift. 1718741
John Hempton @johnhempton.bsky.social · 16/01/2025Reading an annual report (in this case Krispy Kreme). They tell me they "compete in the fragmented indulgence industry." Can someone tell me what a "fragmented indulgence" is? Are they something I buy from the Catholic Church? 4160
John Hempton @johnhempton.bsky.social · 15/01/2025The first episode was truly excellent. Looking forward to the rest. 0153
Reposted by John HemptonAnthony Pesec @anthonypesec.bsky.social · 28/12/2024Donald Trump said that he could end the Russia-Ukraine conflict within 24 hours yet here we are more than 24 hours into the MAGA civil war and he's nowhere to be found. 1173
John Hempton @johnhempton.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Listening to Forever Changes - the classic album by Love. The bride thought it lead guitar driven. Not my thought. But I'm reminded that before Love or Jimi Hendrix became famous Hendrix played with Love. Still a great album without the lead guitar. faroutmagazine.co.uk/jimi-hendrix...faroutmagazine.co.ukJimi Hendrix's drugged-out jam with Arthur Lee and LoveJimi Hendrix and Arthur Lee were good friends, and one day, the 'Purple Haze' guitarist linked up with Lee and his band Love to take drugs and jam out. 2120
John Hempton @johnhempton.bsky.social · 24/12/2024I once lost in business, I once lost in love. open.spotify.com/track/7k5sBv...open.spotify.comJerdacuttup Man - live at Melbourne UniversityThe Triffids · Live At Melbourne University · Song · 2010 150
John Hempton @johnhempton.bsky.social · 16/12/2024From the other place: the disgusting Liberal Media keeps lying. It is closer to $900 million. 1270
Reposted by John HemptonAdam Cohen (My Personal Views Only) @axidentaliberal.bsky.social · 14/12/2024Devin Nunes? You mean the guy who sued a Twitter “cow” for mean tweets and was laughed out of court And then resigned from Congress in disgrace To run Donald Trump’s failed Twitter ripoff company THAT Devin Nunes? lol, ok 3062996
Reposted by John HemptonBrooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 14/12/2024I don't think I was as clear as I could have been here, there are lots of new "let's do an insurrection together, fellow lefties!" accounts that I find tremendously suspect 42850128
Reposted by John HemptonMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 14/12/2024on monday i posted a photo that i pulled directly from the campaign website of maryland GOP state legislator nino mangione because his cousin luigi was in it. it’s been taken down, but you can see it here: web.archive.org/web/20231004... today i received this email from a crisis management lawyer: 771413410