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John (18+)

@johndoe1998.bsky.social
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I love cats and dogs! 24 yrs old | he/him NSFW 18+ (Minors DNI) DM is open! May repost NSFW/Politics/News contents

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♍ Bee 🐝 @sweetbee.vip · 22h
omg nevermind, someone just sent more than enough, I'll have it back up in a minute and then I'm gonna go cry 😭❤️ means so much
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# 1 Homewrecker 💰 @misshennessey.bsky.social · 22h
Free Dick Rates For Subscriber Only Loyalfans.com/misshennessey
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Rapid Onset Gooner Dysphoria @melancholytheclown.bsky.social · 22h
Let's say a guy gets really horny and declares that he's in love, and you're like, "that's the horny talking," and he's like, "no," so you drop it for the evening; but then the next day you're like, "Okay, you can take that back now," and he's like, "nope," does that mean he's lost his mind???
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Smitty @smittty.bsky.social · 22h
Nami has a lot of paying costumers
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SOUL ♡ @seductivelysoul.art · 22h
for you but make it freaky 😈 i like it
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i don't want to parent my shitty kids either that's why i didn't have any
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This parent is raising a real life ninja kid, one obstacle course at a time
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 08/10/2026
Official trailer for the horror comedy ‘Christmas at the Kringles’ 🎄🔪 It follows a family that moves into a suburban neighborhood where their new neighbors celebrate Christmas year-round, but their festive traditions hide something far more sinister In theaters October 30 🍿
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Allie ($105/$50) 🌻 @alliereadsxsmut.com · 08/10/2026
careful now. come any closer and you might just fall under my spell 🌱
allie i’m elf ears, completely nude. she’s framed by leaves & foliage.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 08/10/2026
putting “raising my child” in the catagory of ways how ai will streamline my life
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🎃Joooooles🎃 @julesssnextdoor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I love being a menace
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The David Pakman Show @thedavidpakmanshow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
4 weeks until election day
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🎃Joooooles🎃 @julesssnextdoor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Body of a goddess, so start worshipping me like one ✨️
Jules in side profile, wearing a grey thong with thick white straps and her olive green thigh highs socks. One leg is stepping forward and emphasized fhe curve of her ass. You can see her pierced titty, and her soft tummy looks so yummy. Her long, dark, wavy hair falls down her back.
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🎃Joooooles🎃 @julesssnextdoor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Had the weirdest fucking dreams last night and woke up with a pounding headache 😩
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🔞 Emmy! 🏳️‍⚧️⛓️🐶 @sluttyemmy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Moooo~ I'm so full, can you milk me? 🥺
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Woke AF!🌞 @creethepea.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No lies here.
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𝐇𝐞𝐱𝐥𝐲𝐧𝐤𝐚 ✨🐐🩵 @hexypilled.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
can someone help me with my phone bill this month it's just $45 I would highly appreciate it 🩵🥹
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Woke AF!🌞 @creethepea.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Proud of Obama. You can't play a dirty game with clean hands!!
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nyl @doublenyl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Daily Animation Challenge: Day 1/3 The first animation is 'disappointing'. ...the theme, not the actual animation. Hopefully.
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Beth Humphreys 🌺 @producrgrl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
👇👇👇 Vote EARLY & BLUE! Up & down the ballot! 🌊 #nokings Not a mtg fan but she's right about Nancy.
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
When you see ICE in the streets, tell them how you really feel. It's our first amendment right and if you don't vote this November, you're not gonna have it for long.
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Amy READ PINNED (cute) [weird] 🔞 @amyuncut.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Bluesky likes stuff you can jerk off to and overly online commentary on current events
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Bloody Marla 🏳️‍⚧️ 450/450 💜❤️ @desperatemarlas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Please help if you can!!! 💞💞💞💞
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A ♥︎ @amanduhh333.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I should really paint these mini figs
A showing off her breasts behind unpainted D&D mini figs
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Rainbow 🌈 @bunnyrainbow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
okay you guys have passed the engagement test!! keep giving this lots of love and i’ll leave it up for everyone to enjoy!!
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FatalGoth 🔥 ☽Gothurbate.com☾ 🔥 @fatalgoth.com · 06/10/2026
Ever wonder what it’s like to get head from a vampire?! Get my Goth Gobbler Fleshlight mouth replica for spooky season and feel what it’s like for yourself! #goth #fleshlight #vampire #replica #nsfysky GothPocket.com
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 06/10/2026
Trump: "Probably the worst governor in history -- Jim Walz"
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Mama Raven @ravenemore.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Garnet
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Mauve 🔞 @chubbymauve.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Received a tip, so yall get a preview of the vid I posted for free on fansly ;) Thank you!
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PoiUwU @poiuwu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Reddit removed all my posts which were 18+ and contained adult content and I need to verify my age now xd Reddit is a joke
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
At Turman Elementary, in Colorado Springs, children told staff they were aggressively approached by masked men with weapons, who identified themselves as ICE agents. ICE claims the children were lying, and the children approached THEM, and accuses people speaking up of "creating a climate of fear."
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Blacktop Angel 🪽🖤 @ohhdahlia.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The era of grifting, dictators, and rape will only be over when we have changed substantial laws to prevent it from happening again. One orange rapists death will not end or even change the era.
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Paradisepumper🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @paradisepumper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I genuinely almost pissed myself from laughing 🤣🤣
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Loughy (Fan and Appreciation Account) (ACTIVE) @loughy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Shelley Long
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Scar🔞🎀🖤⛓️ @scarletscomfortva.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mdxkxswmdxkzksksfkdksk thank youuuuuuu to whoever gifted me nail charms yesterday!!!🥹🫂💖💖 I’m so sorry I’m just seeing it, waking up to that was definitely a mood booster with everything going on lately so really thank you so much kekefxksoedkxkskexkzk💖💖💖💖
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This comedian trained for years to move like a machine, using 1970s popping technique to trick your brain into seeing a robot, not a human.
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There are 2 types of dogs and your Beagle knows exactly which one it is
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Darius McCollum, known for his extraordinary memory of New York transit, impersonated employees, drove trains and buses, and performed operational tasks. He was arrested over 30 times and spent long periods in prison.
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Sable, Sapphic Wet Nightmare 🏳️‍⚧️ @ghostlysable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Not gonna pin this because my alt text PSA is far more important, but I'm doing a mass following cleanse and I already accidentally unfollowed a bunch of people I didn't mean to, so if we used to be mutuals and we have a rapport (especially a DM history), feel free to DM me and I'll add you back <3
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ʚ₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ɞ ahiru-chan @nyahiruko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
if a cop yells ,,freeze!'' you can shout back ,,now everybody clap your hands!'' and they are required by law to start clapping, or they will be arrested for treason and possibly deported from the country
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Anime Cute
ALT: Anime Cute
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When a traffic stop goes right shouldn't be headline news Great traffic stop 🛑
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Capy's Sketchbook 🔞 @capyssketchbook.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
one of the funny things in disco elysium is how it contextualizes player behavior in a way that makes sense in-universe. Of course you can just say insane shit and open random containers with minimal pushback. You're a cop! Link breaking pots inconsequently would make more sense if he was a cop
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Accurate as fuck.
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Scar🔞🎀🖤⛓️ @scarletscomfortva.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Am I crashing the fuck out? Yes Do I care? lol no At this point—no, no I don’t.
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Scar🔞🎀🖤⛓️ @scarletscomfortva.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
RFKDRFXIIAMRDKEJ EXACTLY THIS—THIS IS AN ACTAUL MAN. A MAN WHO GETS IT AND IS EMOTIONALLY MATURE ENOUGH TO FUCKING UNDERSTAND
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Men, it’s our job to be better
YouTube video by Tell Williams
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Scar🔞🎀🖤⛓️ @scarletscomfortva.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I really need to get a sketchbook and acrylic pens  I’ve been seeing so many “wind down doodles” on YouTube that I wanna do but i literally don’t have a book to do it in lol
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Scar🔞🎀🖤⛓️ @scarletscomfortva.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh and I’m also sad bc I found out I’m not gonna be able to do the ghost blanket this month bc money We have to buy a lady a whole new mailbox bc dickhead ran into it 🙃 It was a gift from her son from Mother’s Day. So that’s like $200 right there So….cool lmfao. I can’t even crochet now.
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