Forgive me if this has already been covered, but I have only now come to see the actual trophy.
Chef's Kiss, FIFA for the ironic ridicule inherent in awarding him this symbol of cheating by the governing body of a sport whose immutable, pre-eminent rule is “𝒅𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒕𝒐𝒖𝒄𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒃𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒅.”