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John Cullen

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All grown up now. I made the podcast Broomgate: A Curling Scandal and I wrote a book about curling (pinned) and I tell jokes sometimes. Podcasts: @jeopardypodcast.bsky.social @thepodkast.bsky.social @blockedparty.bsky.social

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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 22h
Lit Up is not on this record
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We discuss this at length on the episode and might be at least somewhat true
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Spent the entire episode trying to figure out how this band got a record deal above the tens of thousands of bands in America who sound like this that play at your local bar every Friday
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I like Fireproof a lot. I think TWFM has some great songs but portended the decline where they started sounding like they were covering themselves. I know it's people's favourite National album but I've never been close to getting there with it. It's #4 though for sure
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Narrowest misses were: Modest Mouse - M&A (similar indie gateway band) Broken Social Scene - YFIIP (same) Wye Oak - Civilian (late-era indie gateway) Kanye - MBDTF (had a hip-hop phase that was 100% due to Kanye) A few other (scre/emo) albums that were huge to me (Thrice, Glassjaw, Circa Survive)
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Heard WATT first, also sure it's a way better album than FC even though I also very much like FC
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yeah I heard Boxer before anything else but it wasn't too much longer after I went back and heard Alligator and decided it was better. I probably initially thought Boxer and Alligator were better than High Violet when it came out, but now I'm quite sure HV is better than Boxer too
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I did it chronologically so it's also funny that "Asleep in the Back" is there before Dredg and Thursday because I spent almost all of 2001-2004 listening to that wave of emo/screamo and didn't hear AITB until 2004 but it was absolutely my "indie gateway" album
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Like I'm pretty sure Alligator - Boxer - High Violet is among the best 3-album runs by any band ever, however I'm also pretty sure Boxer is the weakest of the 3 but most people aren't ready for that conversation
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Mostly thought about the "taste in genre" shifts that occurred in my life and the albums that were the cornerstones of those shifts. Boxer and Asleep in the Back aren't even my fave albums by those bands, Alanis was the gateway to both pop music and the female-fronted indie I'd later love, etc.
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They got JF out here posing like a Sunshine Girl and you know what? He’s pulling it off………
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Blocked Party @blockedparty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
BP Classic 13: Niki Mohrdar v. An Ex's New Girlfriend. Niki is back with a truly bizarre Block Tale and a lot of breakup chat. And puke chat. And Go Off Kings got suspended. www.patreon.com/blockedparty...
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BP Classic 13: Niki Mohrdar v. An Ex's New Girlfriend | Blocked Party
Niki Mohrdar (comedian) returns to the show fresh off of a breakup from an 8-year relationship, and weirdly, her ex already has a new girlfr
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Obviously jokes aside this sucks and I don’t understand how a platform can just take away people’s right to a living when they aren’t doing anything nearly as wrong as literally thousands of other people
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Finally Twitch responded to the numerous angry emails I’ve sent in over the years
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wife and I agreed that she is the Australian equivalent of Jessica Knappett
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You’re about the 4th person to say this so I’m very excited. Wife and I are gonna start NZ next
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I believe it. She was extremely funny
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I think it’s almost impossible to argue. You could have them in a different order but it’s a clear tier there for me
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
At least they had her spiritual comedy mother Anne Edmonds on
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That's next on our list! Concetta maybe had the biggest swing for me of any contestant ever. First 2 episodes I was sure I hated her and wasn't getting the vibe at ALL and then by the end of the series I never wanted her to leave
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A few people have said similar, I don't necessarily mind when contestants are bad at tasks, but I never identified with the ways in which he was bad
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Haven't watched NZ yet, that's next
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Season rankings: 1. Season 5 2. Season 3 3. Season 4 4. Season 2 5. Season 1
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Back with more Taskmaster rankings. I have now watched the 5 existing seasons of Taskmaster Australia and am ready to rank its contestants. I feel like Australia has less GREAT contestants than its UK counterpart, but also less who are outright bad. And once again, I have made a perfect list.
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Blocked Party @blockedparty.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Blocked Party @blockedparty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Stefan Hell 7: The Death of a Fast Food Reviewer w/ @kevinbartelt.bsky.social. Joey nearly dies and we dig into it all here. Could we have foreseen this? Will he eventually die in his car? And John gives an algo update www.patreon.com/blockedparty...
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Stefan Hell 7: The Death of a Fast Food Reviewer w/ Chef Kevin | Blocked Party
Chef Kevin (podcaster/streamer) joins us for the first time for another edition of Stefan Hell, where Stefan decides what we cover for an ep
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
That’s true lifetime without question
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This Blue Jays team has found more ways to lose baseball games than maybe any other in history
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Any day Claire writes about Jeopardy! is a good day
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Claire McNear @clairemcnear.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’ve spent the last bit talking to dozens of alumni of Alex Trebek’s favorite part of Jeopardy!: the Teen Tournament. Come journey into what happens when you put 15 very smart teenagers on national TV, from queasy contestants and dance parties to romance and trivia glory: slate.com/culture/2026...
Jeff Haylon (2012 quarterfinalist): My hands were shaking so badly that I had to rest them on the stand in front of me with the buzzer. I don’t believe this is allowed anymore, but it was that or have people concerned I was undergoing a medical emergency of some kind.

Eschliman (2012): I was sitting in the audience while everyone else was taping, and when it was my turn to tape, I had sweated through my dress shirt. They ushered me backstage, had me raise my arms, and used a blow-dryer to try to mitigate the pit stains.

Zielenski (1995): I was often dry heaving and sipping on water. The others must have thought I was nuts.Hart (2011): When I won my quarterfinal, the second place, Raynell Cooper, got a wild card, and third place, Carlee Jensen, was just outside of the wild-card range, so she was the alternate for Day 2. As we were talking onstage while the credits rolled, Alex said, “You know, Carlee, there are some poisons you could slip in a teenager’s drink that would knock them out for, oh, 24 hours. You’re still in this!”

LaMonica (2016): I was a senior in high school at the time of filming, and my friends dared me to ask him to be my prom date. I at least knew that this was a bad idea to do during the contestant interview, so I waited until after the group picture was taken. I said something along the lines of, “Excuse me, Mr. Trebek, I know this is so silly and you can say no, but will you go to prom with me?” His response? Well, I actually included that I asked Alex to prom on my Hinge profile, and one man opened the match to my profile with: “What did he say?” I told him the truth, that “he gave me a curt no,” and the conversation sparked from there. I’m marrying that man next year.
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Kids Week coming back is interesting, a bunch of kids who did it went public saying it basically traumatized them, which is why they stopped doing the tourney in the first place. Curious
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@TOS_Violator

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Well we say it on the pod but it’s gone 10x platinum so…you are definitely not alone haha
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Pretty universally held opinion about them I think
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Trying to understand Bryan’s mind is a fool’s errand
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I've considered it and I have rejected the premise. For the record, I don't think they are outright BAD and there's no denying their high-level jams/big singles are really good. But listening to an entire Sublime album is extremely not for me
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If you think Sublime is better than Korn I simply don't know what to tell you
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
For being a band that kinda sucks and made white boy reggae music, it's weird that guys who were into heavy music almost all sorta universally accepted Sublime as part of that world too. We dig into it all here
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The POD Kast @thepodkast.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Y'All Want a Single #137: "April 29, 1992 (Miami)" by Sublime. We cover the dorm room and poolside staple Sublime for the first time ever, and reckon with the fact that a lot of nu-metal guys really liked this band for some reason. www.patreon.com/thepodkast/p...
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Y'All Want a Single #137: "April 29, 1992 (Miami)" by Sublime | The P.O.D. Kast
Thanks to Barksdale, we cover Sublime on the show for the first time, a band that is absolutely not nu-metal but a band that a lot of nu-met
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 09/09/2026
Whoa check this out. I read a weird little story for an audiobook podcast called Goblin Market from writer Nolan Sordyl. Listen to it now! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/c...
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Cloudlands ft. Jesse Farrar
Podcast Episode · Goblin Market · September 8 · 52m
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Blocked Party @blockedparty.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Blocked Bag 67: In a Cave w/ @mbalazo.bsky.social. Michael Balazo joins us to answer your questions about the status of a cave, the four humours, and our secret ingredients. $5 for 3 new episodes a month! www.patreon.com/blockedparty...
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Blocked Bag 67: In a Cave w/ Michael Balazo | Blocked Party
Michael Balazo (comedian) returns to the show to answer YOUR questions about the four humours, being in a cave, the CBC show "Heartland", an
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
As a civilian, you and Ferg both have a finisher. Once a year, you can use that finisher on someone with no repercussion. It’s guaranteed to put any situation to bed—whoever you use it on is “finished”. Pick your finisher and tell me when and where in the last year you’d have used it
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Me during every Stefan Hell episode
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Hm I don’t think that would be possible
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I mean, I agree that she is a maniac but it's not in any of the ways she thinks she is
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
For me, it's not even that it's Carrie Underwood covering it. Pop stars doing cheeky nu-metal covers and nu-metal bands doing cheeky pop covers has always existed. It's more that she's wearing Fred's hat like a costume and her Christian ass is censoring herself from all the swearing
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
My good friend @murderxbryan.bsky.social, who predicted nu-metal’s revival before anyone else on our show @thepodkast.bsky.social said a few episodes ago he thought it was already over. I told him no way. We ain’t done yet. He was right. This is the official death knell
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Yeah it’s strange how many bands try and talk over and around blatant trend-chasing and it was a little surprising that papa roach was basically like “nu-metal is dead so we’re moving on” and it’s not surprising that all they continued to chase those trends
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It's kind of crazy that Papa Roach tried to predict the death knell of nu-metal (and got fairly close) and so made a not nu-metal album, which might have worked if it was good (it's not) but HAD they made just another nu-metal album in 2002, it would've greatly helped their 2020s revival case
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The POD Kast @thepodkast.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Episode 85: Papa Roach's "Lovehatetragedy", or An Album Too Soon. P-Roach told anyone who would listen that nu-metal was dead in 2002, and they tried to distance themselves from it. Unfortunately, they hadn't decided where to go and they sophomore slump hard. podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/p...
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Papa Roach's "Lovehatetragedy", or An Album Too Soon
Podcast Episode · The P.O.D. Kast · September 4 · 2h 7m
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