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John Cullen

@johncullen.bsky.social
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All grown up now. I made the podcast Broomgate: A Curling Scandal and I wrote a book about curling (pinned) and I tell jokes sometimes. Podcasts: @jeopardypodcast.bsky.social @thepodkast.bsky.social @blockedparty.bsky.social

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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Mostly thought about the "taste in genre" shifts that occurred in my life and the albums that were the cornerstones of those shifts. Boxer and Asleep in the Back aren't even my fave albums by those bands, Alanis was the gateway to both pop music and the female-fronted indie I'd later love, etc.
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Back with more Taskmaster rankings. I have now watched the 5 existing seasons of Taskmaster Australia and am ready to rank its contestants. I feel like Australia has less GREAT contestants than its UK counterpart, but also less who are outright bad. And once again, I have made a perfect list.
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
A lot of the nu-metal bands recognized their fans were kids, but none of them referred to where the audience was coming from specifically, and certainly none of them talked like this
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Hm interesting. Could I be selected to try the thing where you wipe all AI prompts from all of my Google workspaces and I don’t have to go through like 5 steps to do it
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Btw this is how I wish to be credited in all podcast copy moving forward
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
You want more or is 4 good enough for now
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I like Olivia and I like the direction that style of pop music is going but every time she releases a new album it makes me think of this queen who was miles before her time. If this album came out in 2023 she'd be selling out arenas. No chance Dan Nigro hasn't studied this text extensively
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I miss when it cost this much to see Phoebe Bridgers
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Series rankings:
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Wife and I are just finishing up our marathon watch of Taskmaster, watching all 20 series pretty much in a row over the last number of months. With respect to S21 still in progress, here is my ranking of the 100 players in the first 20 seasons. I think you'll find it is perfect
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
If you don’t have a friend who will do the entire coda of “Dirty World” by the Traveling Wilburys with you in picture form just because they walked past a “parts and service” sign, do you really have any friends at all?
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I mean, have you heard his lyrics? He's a poet fr
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I know that there's a thing I say a lot which is "wow this episode featured the craziest quote we've ever covered" but wow this episode featured the craziest quote we've ever covered
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Like this is the album cover. This guy was in the fuckin Ramones and then goes to rehab one time and comes out dressing like this and rapping in German with Debbie Harry singing backup vocals for some reason. He was in The Ramones! And everyone was just like "yep, this is good"
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I think Joe Buck is a great choice for Sports Jeopardy!. I ranked all 16 of the guest hosts in the wake of Alex's passing and had Joe Buck at #5. Should be a seamless fit to do a sports version of the show. This is what I wrote at the time:
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
These two guys play on the same team
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
(Bon Jovi’s “It’s My Life” starts playing)
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Stefan and I don't talk about Dutch posting much anymore but this is the purest example of the form. I'm in tears (for context if you're unaware, Isabella Wranå is a Swedish curler)
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
buddy, i fuckin wish
the bluesky mapped user thing that has me beside the heading "queer leftist artists and shitposters"
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
just in case i ordered this for you
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
I normally don’t enjoy these things but kinda can’t believe how good this cover of “Re-Arranged” by Limp Bizkit is. The band Tors makes it into this Fleet Fox-y thing and it fuckin slaps youtu.be/vlUK0wfKsTY?...
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Yes I do have a hard time imagining this team is looking for a fight
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Feeling bad for the guy who has to dress up as David Draiman in his Disturbed cover band
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Just in time for Christmas, my favourite albums of 2025. Deftones is in first by a LOT, I listened to that record maybe more than all the rest combined. But some solid albums this year. Great work everybody
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
I’m at Hell’s Kitchen in Tahoe and they have 3 TVs over the bar, none of which are playing sports but all of which are playing different episodes of Hell’s Kitchen
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Rory Uphold is BACK! We love Rory! Also, just to be clear, BP Classics are brand-new episodes and not old episodes we are reposting on the bonus feed for money. They are new episodes with the "classic" BP main episode format. Seems like at least one Patreon exit survey guy did not understand that.
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Most insanely incorrect spelling I’ve seen in a minute
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
This was my favourite quote of his
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Thinking I might fuck around and go live in 15 minutes with another edition of the Jeopardy! 64 MUST BUZZ Challenge. It’s where I play the game but I have to buzz in on every clue and bet the maximum on every wagering clue. Join me! Twitch.tv/cullensbasement
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
I think this might be the biggest crowd they’ve played to in a bit. On the POD Kast we found one of the venues they played on this tour. It’s uhh, to the right of “Asian Cuisines”
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Just read this in a Slipknot article we read for @thepodkast.bsky.social from 2000 and now I’m thinking it might have been a stinkbomb
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Been posting some drum clips on IG and it’s kinda making me think maybe I should do a drum stream one day. Just play along to a bunch of songs. Would people watch that? Anyway, here’s Wonderwall (aka “Frayed in Doubt” by The Early November who kick fucking ass)
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
This is my new favourite bot bio
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Been doing a lot of daytime streams this week but now it’s time to get scary. Going “night mode” tonight at 7:30 pm PT. Follow me at twitch.tv/cullensbasem... for a notification when we go live!
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Gonna go live at 12 pm PT today to rip some more THPS 3+4! Have a couple goals left on Cruise Ship after last night and then we’re trying out 4 for the first time! See you then. Twitch.tv/cullensbasement
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Surprise! Late-night stream because THPS 3+4 has landed! Gonna tool around a bit before bed! Twitch.tv/cullensbasement
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
I am live on Twitch now. I’m playing N64 Jeopardy! and I have to buzz in to every single question. Let’s see how far into the minus I go! Twitch.tv/cullensbasement
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
I went to Iceland and all I got was this lousy way to ask my wife if she wants to have sex with me
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
For when you don’t want people to know the dimly-lit video of a coked-out D-list celebrity filmed in their car is actually a cameo
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Time to go John Proctor on her ass
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Really dialled in on this guy
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Counting Crows have a new album out today and for some reason it’s called “Butter Miracle, The Complete Sweets!” and for some other reason the cover looks like this
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
I have watched hundreds of episodes of Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives, and I have finally found it: the dish Guy Fieri liked the most. He is in heaven here. You can see in real-time Guy contemplating ending the show over this hot dog
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Bruce Fanjoy, who appears to be on the verge of defeating Poilievre in his own riding, really cooked on January 27th of the last two years
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
One time I hosted a Roast Battle and the first competitor did so badly that the second person got the mic and just said “can I pass?” and it hit so hard he won off of just that joke This is basically what is happening in this election
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Met a cool guy in Nashville
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Performing all there hits This is the bar btw
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
This is art
THPS 3+4 trailer footage that shows skater Aori Nishimura doing a Christ Air in the Rio level with the Christ the Redeemer statue in the background
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