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John Carney

@johncarney.dev
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An Australian Rubyist living in USA. Agile enthusiast, TTRPG fan. ADD/ADHD. He/they. Check my pinned thread for more details.

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Daniel Knowles @dlknowles.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Some unintended consequences I suspect the rise of AI agents will create: 1. Restaurants that only take reservations by hand written letter, or more likely, don't take them at all. 2. Gigs where you can only buy tickets in person. 3. Businesses that operate without websites.
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Dr. Jessie Christiansen @aussiastronomer.bsky.social · 2h
On point B, the NASA Exoplanet Archive typically serves ~10-20TB of data per month. In July it jumped to 70TB. In August it jumped to 600TB. So either our user base organically grew *30x* in two months (... unlikely), OR the bots have taken over already.
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Feminist Proper Gander @dappergander.bsky.social · 3h
Reading this I feel compelled to remind everyone that back in the 1970s, respected scientists became convinced telekinesis was real after they met with "psychic" Uri Geller and even published an article in Nature about it. It took a stage magician to debunk them. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/29/u...
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Is Claude Conscious? Inside Anthropic’s Quest to Instill Morality Into Its A.I. Models
In a series of private meetings, the company consulted religious scholars to help instill morality into its A.I. models — and make the case that Claude could be conscious.
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John Carney @johncarney.dev · 3h
You should have signed it.
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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 4h
Fat Bear WEEK? Some of us celebrate our voluptuous ursine gods YEAR-ROUND!
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Unofficial BBCNews (World) Bot @bbcnews-world-rss.bsky.social · 14h
'Backpack' declared Alaska's Fat Bear Week winner
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'Backpack' declared Alaska's Fat Bear Week winner
"Backpack" defeated a bear known only as "910" in the final round of the annual competition.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 23h
I'm categorized as an AI subscriber, because I'm subscribed to the 3 TB tier of Google Drive and and they literally just changed the name of the plan to "Google AI Plus." Those "AI subscriber" numbers are 100 percent juiced and phony, and you're a sucker if you believe otherwise.
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John Carney @johncarney.dev · 29/09/2026
😂
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John Carney @johncarney.dev · 26/09/2026
I’m sorry, Melissa Clark. That looks delicious, but if I asked you for a vegetarian take on a BLT and you handed me a mushroom burger, I’d feel rather cheated.
Screenshot of a recipe article featuring a large, crispy mushroom sandwich on a green plate. The sandwich is topped with lettuce, tomato, and red onion on a brioche bun. Image caption reads: "Yewande Komolafe’s crispy mushroom sandwiches. Andrew Bui for The New York Times.” Article text reads “Melissa explains it all: meatless BLTs. Speaking of tomato sandwiches, several readers wrote in asking for ideas for meatless BLTs."
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John Carney @johncarney.dev · 23/09/2026
(After sacking half the crew, of course)
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John Carney @johncarney.dev · 23/09/2026
It’d still be a Star Trek reboot, but with a different take on the prime directive. Also whenever they need the EnterpriseX to go somewhere in a hurry, the captain would go down to engineering and shut down the warp core.
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Possum @pollytics.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
May I remind you all that the only successful political use case found for him after he chucked a tanty and left Parliament was being made US Ambassador, where he could hang out in Trump world and finally have the chance to be the smartest political person in a room for the first time in his life.
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John Carney @johncarney.dev · 22/09/2026
👀
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Mo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
marvel keep a showrunner for more than 46 minutes challenge
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John Carney @johncarney.dev · 22/09/2026
This is what I meant when I said the claimed drawbacks don't stand up to scrutiny — under scrutiny they invariably boil down to "we don't like funny hats."
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John Carney @johncarney.dev · 22/09/2026
Funny how many of these people will give white South African immigrants a free pass.
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John Carney @johncarney.dev · 22/09/2026
For as long as I can remember, I’ve seen regular credible reports on the many and varied benefits of immigration and very few on the drawbacks, and those don’t stand up to scrutiny.
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John Carney @johncarney.dev · 22/09/2026
Do people who want less immigration actually think Australia would be better off, or are they just racist? Hint: it’s the racism, stupid.
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Adam @kels316.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
weird how they never say this about extractive industries
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Dillin Apelyan - Bob the Builder's #1 Guy @superdillin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Next time you get publicly mad about a popular channel or account exclusively promoting Dungeons and Dragons you have to say 10 Hail Mary's (you have to publicly promote one of the many excellent shows that exclusively showcase other games). I do actually make the rules, I'm a game designer.
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John Carney @johncarney.dev · 20/09/2026
Archer “do you want ants” meme, but with “these people” instead of “ants.”
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deck.blue @deck.blue · 01/09/2026
in case you didn't know, deck.blue is currently my main source of income while i'm also getting into photography work here in são paulo, so i really appreciate everyone that's currently subscribed to the patreon; making all this possible if you can't subscribe but want to help, there's a ko-fi too!
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John Carney @johncarney.dev · 19/09/2026
“… and I didn’t speak up because I am not a CNN, MS NOW, or Politico journo.”
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John Carney @johncarney.dev · 18/09/2026
Wait …
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John Carney @johncarney.dev · 18/09/2026
If I was a superintelligent AI hellbent on the destruction of humanity, I’d just sit back and let billionaire idiots do the dirty work for me.
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John Carney @johncarney.dev · 18/09/2026
lol. Different channel, but same clickbait-y “terrifying” slop history MO. Or is it? I mean, Joe sure looks upset. mPerhaps this one is legit? Perhaps we’ll never know — I’m not watching this one to find out.
YouTube thumbnail featuring a split image. On the left, Joe Rogan is visibly emotional, wearing headphones and speaking into a microphone. On the right, there is a digital rendering of Göbekli Tepe, with a futuristic, glowing humanoid figure reaching toward it. A Fox News alert banner at the bottom reads "THIS IS TERRIFYING!" in bold letters. The video title below is "Göbekli Tepe's Buried Half Finally Rebuilt by AI — What It Reveals Will Shock Historians" by the channel Cuneiform Vault.
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John Carney @johncarney.dev · 17/09/2026
More like slop history.
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John Carney @johncarney.dev · 17/09/2026
Other revelations included that they cast shadows (shocking if true) and traces of charred bone were found in one.
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John Carney @johncarney.dev · 17/09/2026
Same goes for “solution” — no solutions or explanations were offered. Just a repetitive medley of things already well known in the Roman Dodecaverse, most notably that they aren’t actually Roman.
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John Carney @johncarney.dev · 17/09/2026
Turns out the use of “terrifying” in the thumbnail was a third thing I had not considered: purest clickbait. There was nothing remotely terrifying in the video.
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John Carney @johncarney.dev · 17/09/2026
The video is almost certainly AI generated, using clips borrowed from people (Stefan Milo, Alice Roberts, Paul Whitewick) who would most likely be embarrassed to be associated with this farrago of nonsense, albeit without their knowledge, much less consent.
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 17/09/2026
I would like media to care more about the reality that tech tycoons want to kill people than what they’re imagining about AI wanting to kill people. We have multi-millionaires (with support from billionaires!) calling for ethnic cleansing, a thing that has happened in living memory. Not theoretical!
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John Carney @johncarney.dev · 17/09/2026
I haven’t watched this, but either the “solution” is bullshit, or this is another example of the devaluation of the word “terrifying.”
A YouTube thumbnail featuring a split screen. On the left, there is a man with glasses and the word "BREAKING" in a red box. On the right, there is a metallic, glowing Roman dodecahedron surrounded by futuristic, holographic displays. Large, bold text across the bottom reads "THIS IS TERRIFYING!" in black on a white background. The video title below is "The Roman Dodecahedron Mystery Is Finally Solved — And the Truth Is Worse..." by the channel The Lost Codex.
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John Carney @johncarney.dev · 16/09/2026
BREAKIBG: Josie and the Pussycats will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.
Animated characters from "Josie and the Pussycats" performing on a stage. The three band members are wearing matching leopard-print bodysuits with cat ears and tails. From left to right, there is a character with short red hair playing a red guitar, a character with blonde hair playing the drums, and a character with dark hair playing a tambourine. The bass drum in the center displays the band's name, "Josie and the Pussycats."
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John Carney @johncarney.dev · 15/09/2026
In case you wondering, they also messed with the iPad OS battery icon and made it worse. Why?
Screenshot of top right corner of iPad OS home screen showing another battery icon that is worse than the previous iteration.
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John Carney @johncarney.dev · 15/09/2026
Why does Apple keep trying to enshittify the battery icon?
Screenshot of top section of iOS 27 Home Screen on an iPhone featuring their latest iteration focus battery icon, which looks objectively worse than the previous iteration.
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John Carney @johncarney.dev · 14/09/2026
Dang! I’m not related to any cops. Luckily I don’t want to stalk anybody. Phew!
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John Carney @johncarney.dev · 14/09/2026
The full article:
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Pastor apologizes for Sundance comments. Protesters are skeptical
The protests have been staged outside the Foundations for Nations church every Sunday since Pastor Sarah Lucas made controversial statements during a sermon on July 5.
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John Carney @johncarney.dev · 14/09/2026
Dear Journalists, When a serial shitstain claims they have apologised for something, you should not report that statement as fact unless they have actually apologised. Noting that some people are “skeptical” does not make your headline any less of an outright falsehood.
Snippet of article from Wyoming Public Radio. 

Headline: “Pastor apologizes for Sundance comments. Protesters are skeptical”

Intro: On a rainy Sunday at the end of August, about a dozen protesters held up signs outside the Foundations for Nations church near Arapahoe. Cars and trucks honked in support as they passed. One sign hanging on the fence summarized the general sentiment: “Leave.”

“She called our sacred pipe an idol,” said Northern Arapaho member MiRae Yellowbird.
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John Carney @johncarney.dev · 14/09/2026
You’d think they’d step up if they were serious.
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Astronomy Picture of the Day 🪐 @apod.shinyakato.dev · 14/09/2026
🔭 Where Your Elements Came From Image Credit: NASA's GSFC, SVS ap260914
A chart is shown which a version of the periodic
table of the elements. Each element has a thumbnail
image that indicates how it was first created in the
universe.
Please see the explanation for more detailed information.
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John Carney @johncarney.dev · 13/09/2026
Good points.
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John Carney @johncarney.dev · 13/09/2026
Why would a recipe call for whole tinned tomatoes in the ingredients, then instruct you to crush them in the methods? 🧐
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Paul Ford @ftrain.com · 12/09/2026
I just want one killer app before we get a killer robot.
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John Carney @johncarney.dev · 12/09/2026
Good job 👏
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Kate Klonick @klonick.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This is a great take. Anthropic is now, in seeking “embedded evaluators,” exactly what banks in the 2000s were in asking for oversight through credit rating agencies. . . and we all knowhow that turned out.
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Naomi Klein @naomiaklein.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"People are really mad and however mad you are, it’s not enough. Because there is something so profound about no longer believing in the future, about seeing no value in our shared home, in the natural world. They’re traitors to creation.” www.theguardian.com/books/2026/s...
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Naomi Klein: ‘Extreme wealth has a deranging effect. It turns you into a supremacist’
She’s tackled neoliberalism and the digital world, now the writer and activist is taking on tech billionaires. She explains how the super-rich are capitalising on climate and financial chaos in pursui...
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John Carney @johncarney.dev · 12/09/2026
I’m not going to vote unless they’re offering a pet bear AND $5,000. Bears need a lot of feed.
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John Carney @johncarney.dev · 12/09/2026
Lol
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John Carney @johncarney.dev · 12/09/2026
lol
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