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Joffiecakes

@joffie.bsky.social
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Bear Jewess Daughter/granddaughter/niece of Holocaust survivors} OG resistance GenX theater kid Big dog nerd Foul-mouthed feminist (married to a good man) These words will cut Smol w. big schtick Black-Jewish Alliance *srsly tho, I’ll fuck up some Nazis

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Joffiecakes @joffie.bsky.social · 6h
Damn straight. Got haters?
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Devin Walker: Smoke 'Em If You Got 'Em Baby Cheers
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Joffiecakes @joffie.bsky.social · 8h
Me: I’m anti-Kahanist and against Bibi’s alliance with any/all supremacist factions. Furthermore; I’m American and actively engage in fighting systemic racism and misogyny on a near daily basis. Reply guy: THAT’S NOT ENOUGH FOR ME, I’M BLOCKING AND TELLING EVERYONE YOU’RE A RACIST!!!!!!!
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Joffiecakes @joffie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You must be fucking kidding me, how did I not know?! Totally tripping out now @unchi.org
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Rev. Magdalen @revmagdalen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It will get much worse if "Israel made us do it" becomes the excuse. "What choice did I have but to use hateful tropes, look at what THEY did! What was I supposed to do, treat the guilty people as individuals and not collectively blame everyone who shares traits with them?"
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SarahWontVerifyLocation @sintexas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The socialists around here are online-native 24yo know-it-alls who absorbed all their politics from the internet…and the internet is full of anti-semitism. It’s a huge issue.
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Joffiecakes @joffie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nieces. The little one’s obsession with the big one is so intense that my sister likes to put them in matching PJs at bedtime, so the baby can get the full skinsuit experience.
Two girls, aged 1 and 4, in matching onesie pajamas, stand facing a toy box 
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Joffiecakes @joffie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Muscular” is relative. From my perspective, one of them is “a butt toy”
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Woman's Sarcastic 'It's a Joke'
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Joffiecakes @joffie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We’ve been trying to tell you guys for 80+ years - everyone who isn’t lilly white will eventually come into question.
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Joffiecakes @joffie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I live in the heart of Texas, have teenaged kids and even I don’t know anything about this shit, and you know what; I’m fine with that. At some point you have to get comfortable with “growing” old and out of touch. 
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Joffiecakes @joffie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The rich, a thirst, fascism?
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Joffiecakes @joffie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Please. I’m old enough to remember when the very notion of a portable phone in the bottom of a shoe was blowing people’s minds. 
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Maxwell Smart Uses His Iconic Shoe Phone in Get Smart
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Joffiecakes @joffie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is what plays on the screens of all vehicles heading to hell
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Joffiecakes @joffie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hmm, is your shelter any safer with a fiddler on top? Yom tov, y’all!
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Sukkot Sukkah
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Gumdrop Menace @gumdropmenace.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
we planted an etrog tree in the days after Oct7 but it will be a few more seasons till she bears first fruit, so this is the Chabad import this year is petite, but waaay makes up for size in citrus scent 🍋😍 Chag Sukkot Sameach🎊
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Joffiecakes @joffie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh no! Sunkist Gems are basically the softest balls at the dodgeball game. Now what? Don’t tell me we’re going back to raisins, not here for that.
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Joffiecakes @joffie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The older I get, the less tolerant I am of normies
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Joffiecakes @joffie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@gangstamimi.bsky.social - Holy shit, look who’s back in town!!!!!!!! (*or on my radar again)
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Joffiecakes @joffie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
*sighs in old Jew Answer: find new group to exploit, give them shit to work with, wait for them to make shit profitable, scorn new group for working w. shit, steal their profits, kick them out and look for a new, “new” group. Second verse, same as the first.
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Joffiecakes @joffie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I believe this is slated to go to the Supreme Court next week, where it will very likely be overturned. Still, my side-eye stays fixed. We must continue to fight for equal representation and rights for Arab citizens at all times.
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Joffiecakes @joffie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Taps sign: Jews still experience regular antisemitism, whether you believe it or not.
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Daniel Sugarman @danielsugarman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Would be nice if there were fewer people willing to excuse pretty obvious antisemitism just because someone substituted in the word "Zionist"
Simpsons yard trimmings meme@

Lou: That guy said that an international cabal of Christ-killers control America and the world, chief! I think he was being antisemitic!

Wiggum: Yep, I thought that too, but then I remembered that he used the word "Zionist". You gotta learn to listen, Lou.
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Joffiecakes @joffie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What’s worse, getting called a “chicken-swinger” on Twitter, or getting called “genocide-apologist” everywhere else? (Imagine having to think about shit like this every time you go online)
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Joffiecakes @joffie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Freak, freak, the funk, the funk, funk Freak, freak, the funk, the funk, funk (uh, say what?)
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Isaac (proud small hat wearer) Gantwerk Mayer @isaacgantwerkmayer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
when I was younger, whenever I was having a bad mental health day and someone told me I needed to stop yelling, my response would be to scream at them as loud as I could in an “I’ll show you yelling” way. Anyway, someone told Rahmeh to stop posting antisemitism
a post from Rahmeh Aladwan that reads:

The jewish holiday Yom Kippur starts with a troubling prayer called Kol Nidre. It's a preemptive legal declaration that automatically cancels all personal oaths, promises, and vows. In simple terms, it allows jews to treat their words like garbage and cheat their spiritual obligations for the next 12 months.
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Joffiecakes @joffie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Feels like this Grand Jury had some “Grand Dragon” shit goin’ on
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Joffiecakes @joffie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
By this logic, playing against America, would be “playing against rape and pedophilia.” Just want to make sure we’re keeping things in perspective.
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Joffiecakes @joffie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I just aquafaba’d my tits. It was accidental but still, gotta be a kink somewhere, right?
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Joffiecakes @joffie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The Black-Jewish Alliance is not here to play. Period.
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Joffiecakes @joffie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It always comes back to this. Okay, sometimes it’s religion, but even then, scratch the surface of the religious veneer and what lies beneath will usually be racism and bigotry.
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Joe Slater @joeinaustralia.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Apparently the food supplied at Auschwitz continues to be sub par.
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Joffiecakes @joffie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The NYT can eat my tuchus
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Beastly Boy's ghost @beastlyboysghost.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is not anti-Zionism forward.com/fast-forward...
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Synagogue attacks were part of massive ISIS-inspired plot last week, FBI says
The suspect was arrested with a rifle, ammunition and knives
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Joffiecakes @joffie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My sister was born 12 years after I was and missed out on the feral era 
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Joffiecakes @joffie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ah, the douchebros - young, dumb and full of cumuli
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Man Wondering 'Where Am I?' with Cake & Clouds
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Joffiecakes @joffie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yes, these are bluesky people.
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Joffiecakes @joffie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Rough week. Defiance will include lighting other things, because managing to chill the fuck out when they don’t want you to be chill is defiance in its own right.
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Joffiecakes @joffie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Me: We (Jews) have the right to be offended, we have the right to deny insincere apologies and we have the right to determine if/when we feel comfortable letting ppl like Macklemore speak for us, bc we're tired of having to be ok living with all of the unsolicited hate Reddit: go fuck yourself, Jew
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tinyfrightening.bsky.social @tinyfrightening.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s not only ignoring actual genocide in Sudan, it’s being furious when someone speaks up about it because they think it should only be about Palestine. This is the most bizarre stuff I’ve ever seen. People gleefully saying Hitler should have finished off the Jews.
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Shana @shayz0rz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’m going to be really, REALLY fucking clear here. If you don’t see the antisemitism in this kind of post, Jewvestigating a HOSPITAL for being Ashkenazi and displaying a Star of David (you’d be hard pressed to find any Jewish org that doesn’t), you’re scum.
Screenshot of Pop Fusion HQ post

“Lady Gaga's baby Rose Bean Polansky was birthed in Cedars-Sinai Medical Center — an Ashkenazi hospital that has the Star of David on its building and has partnered with Israeli healthcare.”
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Joffiecakes @joffie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It takes way too fucking long for us to understand that we’re allowed to have and keep things of our own, for reasons that don’t have to make sense to anyone but ourselves Thoughts this morning… my head is deep in perimenopause, but take from it what you will ♥️
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Joffiecakes @joffie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’ve started saving spicy skeets to ‘Drafts’ so that I can post them later, when I’m less heated. Sooo, yeah; stay tuned for some out of pocket shit.
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Panda Boobs Tassels Animation
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Joffiecakes @joffie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The “aggressor” starts in fight stance but decides to lose it in favor of bringing his own unprotected face closer to his opponent’s fists and feet. Please, make it make sense.
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Unknown @unknownsoldier.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
To violence against Jews and now we have a new one to add to the list “What about Gaza” So no they aren’t brave or righteous. They are just repeating history. I stand with Israel and Jewish people because it’s the morally just thing to do.
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Unknown @unknownsoldier.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
How many times after a Jewish village was raised and plundered have Jews picked up, moved on and rebuilt all why keeping an ancient culture alive? And people think they are showing courage by attacking Jews and calling them names Phrases like Jews killed Jesus and baby killer were all incitements
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Unknown @unknownsoldier.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Some ppl think they are committing some act of moral righteousness or social bravery when they scream Free Palestine or genocide. They aren’t Bigots have been attacking Jews for over 2000yrs (let that sink in) In those 2 millennia how many times have people stood up and defended Jews?
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dumisani6.bsky.social @dumisani6.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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JM 📎🟦🪬🥯🥡🥠🦀 @jmdc88.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
#StopTheHate A 60-year-old rabbi from Milan's Jewish community was assaulted by three young men while waiting for a bus near the city's Jewish quarter. www.jpost.com/diaspora/ant...
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Rabbi in Milan Jewish community assaulted by three men, police arrest suspect | The Jerusalem Post
A 20-year-old Tunisian man was arrested on suspicion of "religiously motivated violence," while two other young men are suspected of involvement in the attack.
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Vibecession Forever @ghazelleberner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
An absolutely insane thing to say. It’s good El-Sayed is distancing himself from Piker, but all the people who’ve spent the last 18 months telling us how great this guy is should get fucked. www.axios.com/2026/09/17/h...
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Hasan Piker on "The Axios Show": America worse than al-Qaeda "pound for pound"
The Twitch streamer is central to GOP attacks on Democrat Abdul El-Sayed in the Michigan Senate race.
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Joffiecakes @joffie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Antisemitism is a machine that was built to endlessly perpetuate fear and hate.
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Rob Bluebird @bobbradysd1.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Family of Tierra Walker—Who Died After Being Denied Abortion Care—Sues Texas AG Ken Paxton - officials imposed a merciless blanket prohibition on abortion that intimidates doctors into inaction: lawsuit. “Too many pregnant Texans have died preventable deaths www.commondreams.org/news/abortio...
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Family of Tierra Walker—Who Died After Being Denied Abortion Care—Sues Texas AG Ken Paxton | Common Dreams
The family of Tierra Walker filed a lawsuit against Texas officials and doctors over her "preventable death" linked to the state's abortion ban—the first case of its kind.
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