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Joffiecakes

@joffie.bsky.social
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Bear Jewess Daughter/granddaughter/niece of Holocaust survivors} OG resistance GenX theater kid Big dog nerd Foul-mouthed feminist (married to a good man) These words will cut Smol w. big schtick Black-Jewish Alliance *srsly tho, I’ll fuck up some Nazis

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Joffiecakes @joffie.bsky.social · 17h
Oh no! It’s a person who’s deft at handling metamorphosis and adversity - hide the kids!!!
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Joffiecakes @joffie.bsky.social · 18h
Not trying to be an annoying serial linker, but… ☺️@admiralmpj.bsky.social @brat2381.bsky.social @ektashahmd.bsky.social @icookfood2023.bsky.social @deardean22.bsky.social @unknownsoldier.bsky.social @invisiblelad7.bsky.social
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Joffiecakes @joffie.bsky.social · 18h
Much naches.
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Joffiecakes @joffie.bsky.social · 18h
The Black-Jewish Alliance is built on deep mutual understanding, respect and above all; humanism, which translates to love and joy - and that’s what this is right here.
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Joffiecakes @joffie.bsky.social · 19h
Budget costume: wear all black - use (hidden) safety pins to secure random white/colored socks, panties and dryer sheets all over your top and bottom - voila! You are Static Cling ;)
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Joffiecakes @joffie.bsky.social · 19h
What Cenk means is that Tucker Carlson can go lower than the NYT’s rapist dogs, and he loves that.
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Joffiecakes @joffie.bsky.social · 19h
I’m having a very “Monday” Tuesday
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Joffiecakes @joffie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
And now I’m fighting on too many fronts
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Funny Fight Scene
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Joffiecakes @joffie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
There was nothing quiet about that Nazi sieg heil, so it’s not like we need a fainting couch after learning that Musk is funding fascists (“Republicans”)
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Joffiecakes @joffie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Thanks, I’m glad you got it. I thought about it for awhile because I love Morrison so, and never want to cheapen her work. But the assignment said “ruin” and dime-store shadow does just that.
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Joffiecakes @joffie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The Bluest Eye Shadow
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Kim Wexler's Ponytail 🐝💛🎗 @madisonkittay.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I love this.
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Don @donshifs.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hebrew Time Let’s learn some Hebrew for the family. (ch pronounced like clearing your throat) Father: אבא – Aba Mother: אמא – Ima Brother: אח – Ach Sister: אחות – Achot Grandfather: סבא – Saba Grandmother: סבתא – Savta Uncle: דוד – Dod Aunt: דודה – Doda Family: משפחה - Mishpacha
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SpryOldLorax @spryoldlorax.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
On this National Coming Out Day (October 11th), one of the things straight people need to be aware of is that the first person that any LGBTQIA+ person comes out to is themselves. We're all raised in a cis-hetero world, where that is the default assumption. To realize you're not THAT can be hard.
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Joffiecakes @joffie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It’s in the trailer. And prominently featured in the interior of Streep-Russell’s home.
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Joffiecakes @joffie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Oh shit, there’s a confederate flag? Sigh. Pass. I’ve been wondering why I haven’t seen it run over the years. Now I know.
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Joffiecakes @joffie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Literally over here like:
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Joffiecakes @joffie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I have to go to Costco. I’ve been procrastinating.
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Joffiecakes @joffie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This is why there are so many gifted neurodivergent people. I agree, brains are amazing.
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Joffiecakes @joffie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I have tinnitus so I understand lip reading and looking for other cues, but put any kind of chart or graph in front of me and all of a sudden my brain goes: 
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Doug's Squirrel Distraction
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Joffiecakes @joffie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Fuuuuck, the amount of weed that I now have to smoke in order to mitigate what I just saw…
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Joffiecakes @joffie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I should specify; inherent for me, not necessarily anyone else, per se. But for instance, the need to hyper focus on all tasks because my brain gets easily distracted by outside stimuli, etc.
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Joffiecakes @joffie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I have visual-spatial processing issues, but think the inherent related ADHD can make podcasts tricky as well. Hugs.
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Joffiecakes @joffie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
No mention of the large networks that we built (and still maintain) with other targeted minority groups - as usual.
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Joffiecakes @joffie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I understand that everyone has their own method and means of counteracting, and yes, video footage is hard to dispute and/or label politically, but it can also be very triggering, especially in Jewish spaces where a lot of us have our own connections with Israel.
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Penelope, High Priestess of Blocking DSA @bollymama.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
🪈💗🪈💗🪈💗 #BlackFluteBrigade #Blackstreet #DontLeaveMe
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Joffiecakes @joffie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I’m not trying to argue with you, hope that’s not how my comment came across. My “sigh” was in frustration with their playbook and the inevitable next step.
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Joffiecakes @joffie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
“They won’t be satisfied until they cause WWIII” is the inverse of tikkun olam This is antisemitism This is Hasan Piker’s Uncle This is the (dirtbag) Left This is not going away
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Joffiecakes @joffie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Cenk? Oh, he’s already there. What we’re seeing now is his soft-pitch, get their toes wet antisemitism.
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Joffiecakes @joffie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
*sigh They will say the source is too conservative, as almost all of the Pro Israel advocates are now politically Moderate-to-Right.
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Joffiecakes @joffie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yeah, I can’t see any Temu trash (blocked) but I’ve been looking for ways to make people understand that a lot of Jews in the diaspora actually grew up with *binational Zionism, despite what people like to believe.
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Joffiecakes @joffie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I see your Herzl, and I’ll raise you two Pluralists ;) bsky.app/profile/joff...
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Charles Gaba ✡️ @charlesgaba.com · 10/10/2026
“But they cracked down on antisemitism in public universities!” Yes, except that they did so in such an obnoxious way that they’ve put an even BIGGER target on Jewish student/faculty backs...but now they have plausible deniability. Plus, they’ve wanted to destroy the university system for decades.
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Charles Gaba ✡️ @charlesgaba.com · 10/10/2026
The irony of Jews dealing with Antisemitism & Muslims dealing with Islamophobia is that Republicans hate ALL of us. They *pretend* to oppose antisemitism because it happens to be slightly more politically advantageous at the moment (plus their End Times obsession), but they’ll come for us as well.
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Joffiecakes @joffie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I was psyched about the idea of finally cutting my hair correctly for once, but my left-handed shears arrived and they feel absolutely alien to me, I might as well have a potato in my hand
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Joffiecakes @joffie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’m thinking about auditing (streaming) services tonight to get familiar with a few new folks.
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Jews Rock! Featuring Sam Hyde
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Don @donshifs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hi everyone and happy Friday! Time for our weekly meet and greet. To expand our group, as always, please Vet, Follow, Like, Comment, and Repost. If you would like to be in my next weekly please let me know. go.bsky.app/RtprBTf
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Joffiecakes @joffie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Fuck’s sake, already.
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Joffiecakes @joffie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Thanks, and you 🫡 🖖
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Joffiecakes @joffie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I just finished my weekly menu planning and now I’m feeling oddly ahead of my own game
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Joffiecakes @joffie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
And thank you ☺️
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Joffiecakes @joffie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Don! One of my favorite networkers. You definitely know the joy of bringing people together :)
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Ian Gallagher: Let's Break Bread and Drink Wine
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Joffiecakes @joffie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I think you’ve been blocked by just about everyone now so it’s hard to see what’s what, but there’s nothing unusual or untoward about Jewish people coming together in defense of Jewish people, and your attempt to reframe it as anything else is rather grotesque.
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Joffiecakes @joffie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
There is some incredibly liberating joy to be found in coming together over shared bonds - bring everyone to the table and we will all eat 💛
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Joffiecakes @joffie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It’s Friday, which means the night is all about family and friends. So, from one community to another; Shabbat shalom, everyone, including @icookfood2023.bsky.social and the Dateline family :)
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Joffiecakes @joffie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Any supremacy, perceived or otherwise, lies on your end. My “genetics” are clear. Sure, they may have gut issues, but that comes from being amongst the oppressed, not the oppressors.
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Joffiecakes @joffie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
*sigh, what I would give for the ability to reach through your screen and clap in your face… I 👏🏼 am 👏🏼 an 👏🏼 ATHEIST 👏🏼 Jew 👏🏼 We’re actually some of the biggest pioneers of the science you believe in now, bubbeleh
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Joffiecakes @joffie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is where I draw the line, hard and fast. You can’t just wander into the communal dressing room at Lohman’s and stand around making comments on everyone’s bodies. I mean you can try, but you’re going to get tossed out and shouted-down, all the way back to your home.
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Joffiecakes @joffie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It has no meaning to people who educate themselves. Unfortunately, the phrase carries immense weight for those who consume nothing but fast food media - and there are A LOT of people on that particular diet.
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Joffiecakes @joffie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Two?!
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Do It!
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