joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 4h@thecubanboys.bsky.social Still listening in 2011, clearly… 021
joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 6hJust been woken up by the kittens downstairs who have somehow managed to turn Clubland TV on… 000
joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I just called to invite you round for cheese on toast… #TOTP 0101
joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026It was shit. Electrics kept packing up. It also had a satnav on CD ROM! 010
joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I sold it for this Honda Civic Type-R… 110
joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Nobody remembers this but me then? #TOTP 000
joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026In fourth it's Maris, in third it's Pied of Hamlyn, second it's Billie, but your favourite 'piper' it seems is bag. I'm surprised - I thought it'd be a slam-dunk for Billie in the 'Piper Poll'... #TOTP 071
joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Luvstruck is a club cracker, and in my circle of friends, it’s called this… #TOTP 000
joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery… #TOTP 020
joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I’m guessing he’s now in a different career? 000
joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026That little bloke out of the Pink Panther cartoons went on to be a professional footballer... 010
joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026This could possibly have been worded a bit better... 010
joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026People who have to park right next to you in an empty car park: 1. WHY???? 2. Pack it in!!! 7151
joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Postman Pat + Hitler = Jacob Rees-Mogg 010
joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026One of my favourite newspaper stories ever… 000
joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Well who'd have thought it. Pat and Mrs Goggins are exactly the same weight... 020
joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I have a spider living in my wing mirror and they come out every morning at the same part of my journey. I have named them Biddy Baxter… 000
joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Still from an episode of Give Us A Clue… 000
joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026We said goodbye to Beanz last week, but this week we say hello to Sparks and Nelly. Two 6 month old sisters who nobody wanted because they’re black and white. So we’ve given them a home… 230
joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I bought it. I was DJing in a very commercial venue at the time and I already had it, as I subscribed to DMC and it’s on DJOnly053. I bought the single too, as I thought it might have an extended DJ ‘mixable’ version on it. But it didn’t… 022
joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026@ricardoautobahn.co.uk This came on in the car just now and I wondered you thought of it? I’ve always thought it a bit Cuban Boys/Autobahny. Rate it? Or think it’s shite? 110
joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026We have two new cats. Here’s one of them and I really want to call her Sparks… 010
joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026It was the end of the road for our cat Beanz today. I wrote this about him… 040
joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026How about a fart that sounds like Chris Isaak? Coming right up… 020
joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 08/09/202611 years ago today since I desecrated the guest book at Norwich Cathedral… 031
joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026She’s hiding it well. Consummate professional… 031
joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Genuinely considering cancelling #HelloFresh after seeing the atrocious naming of this dish. Slaw is bad enough, but come on…! 031
joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Only time I want to hear You Give Love A Bad Name is when it’s part of Halcyon (Live)… #TOTP 000
joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026When are SKY going to invent the option to fast-forward live TV? #TOTP 010
joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Not going to get Angel by the marvellously named Ralph Fridge are we, despite it being new at No20… #TOTP 010
joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026This version from 2006 is a thousand times better… #TOTP 000
