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joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 21h

That little bloke out of the Pink Panther cartoons went on to be a professional footballer...

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joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

This could possibly have been worded a bit better...

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joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

What if they’re not parked straight though? 🤔

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joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

People who have to park right next to you in an empty car park: 1. WHY???? 2. Pack it in!!!

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joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I have some vague memories about some of his songs on That’s Life! - one about underwater bingo or something and one called It Means Something Different There But It’s Certainly Not Rude.

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joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Postman Pat + Hitler = Jacob Rees-Mogg

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joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

One of my favourite newspaper stories ever…

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joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

It’s the ‘shrug’ that does it for me…

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joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Well who'd have thought it. Pat and Mrs Goggins are exactly the same weight...

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joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Thankfully, the old guy who collapsed on the luggage carousel at Gatwick today, is slowly coming round…

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joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I have a spider living in my wing mirror and they come out every morning at the same part of my journey. I have named them Biddy Baxter…

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joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Still from an episode of Give Us A Clue…

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joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I meant to ask, what was the track ‘Mellow’? Was it released anywhere?

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joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Yes they’re very unique. And currently, very nervous…

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joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

We said goodbye to Beanz last week, but this week we say hello to Sparks and Nelly. Two 6 month old sisters who nobody wanted because they’re black and white. So we’ve given them a home…

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joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I bought it. I was DJing in a very commercial venue at the time and I already had it, as I subscribed to DMC and it’s on DJOnly053. I bought the single too, as I thought it might have an extended DJ ‘mixable’ version on it. But it didn’t…

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joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Changes to Snakes and Ladders are to be made across the board.

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joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

@ricardoautobahn.co.uk This came on in the car just now and I wondered you thought of it? I’ve always thought it a bit Cuban Boys/Autobahny. Rate it? Or think it’s shite?

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joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

We have two new cats. Here’s one of them and I really want to call her Sparks…

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joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Got to love Oxfordshire. As well as Piddington, we also have Tiddington, Kiddington, Kidlington and Kirtlington. Oh and two Woottons…

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joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

It was the end of the road for our cat Beanz today. I wrote this about him…

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joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Let me be the unexpected item in your bagging area...

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joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

How about a fart that sounds like Chris Isaak? Coming right up…

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joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I’ll have the wet tissue please…

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joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Things I was frightened of as a child: *White toilets with black seats *Noseybonk *That photo of the ghost of a monk in Newby Church *My dad *Stephanie Vockins (despite having a crush on her)

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joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Congestion on dual-carriageways wouldn’t be half as bad if people in German cars didn’t keep changing lanes every 2 minutes because they think the other lane is going marginally quicker - only to discover that it isn’t and subsequently change back again…

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joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

11 years ago today since I desecrated the guest book at Norwich Cathedral…

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joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

That’s awesome. If you’ve got nothing better to do for five or so minutes, then you might enjoy ‘Dr. Pandemonium’ - a poorly cobbled together medley of PSB ‘Pandemonium’ and ‘Doctorin’ The Tardis’. I’m sure you could do a much more pro version, but I think it works… on.soundcloud.com/Yqtwd3qffYfY...

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DJ Joff - Dr. Pandemonium

Mash-up of The Timelords - Doctorin' The Tardis and Pet Shop Boys - Pandemonium...

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joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

She’s hiding it well. Consummate professional…

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joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Genuinely considering cancelling #HelloFresh after seeing the atrocious naming of this dish. Slaw is bad enough, but come on…!

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joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

How much more proof do people want that there’s no god? Currently watching a crime show about a church-going 19 year-old girl who has “a very strong faith” who god allowed to be raped, stabbed to death and then set on fire on her own bed…

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joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Ride On Time really is the finest example of sampling of all-time… #TOTP

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joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Stop teasing us with Sydney Youngblood and just play it… #TOTP

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joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Why does the N’ in Guns N’ Roses only have one apostrophe? #TOTP

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joffcomedy.bsky.social @joffcomedy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Someone at Le Groupe Bel missed a trick for an advert: Babybel:.Your own, personal cheeses… #TOTP

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