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"The old world is dying and the new one struggles to be born... Now is the time of monsters." -Antonio Gramsci

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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 14/07/2026
This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.
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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 13/07/2026
BREAKING: President Trump says the U.S. is "reinstating" a blockade on Iran in the Strait of Hormuz and will charge ships for safe passage.
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Live updates: Trump says US is ‘reinstating’ blockade on Iran in Strait of Hormuz
The U.S. and Iran each asserted Monday they controlled the Strait of Hormuz after a weekend of attacks stretching across the wider Middle East, further threatening any deal to end the war.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 04/07/2026
Today marks 250 years since a small group of newspaper editors, farmers, and soldiers signed a document declaring our nation's independence — a truth that feels self-evident now but was revolutionary then.
What a privilege us Americans have, to live in a nation that every one of its inhabitants can shape. What an honor us New Yorkers have, to look out over our city's waters from the shores where so many Americans bravely entered their country for the first time.
Today and all days, let us remember that patriotism is not pretending our nation is without flaws. Patriotism is every act of righteous dissent — because loving our country means fighting for the best version of it.
Happy Fourth of July, New York City.
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Mark Joseph Stern @mjsdc.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The Supreme Court strikes down Trump's attack on birthright citizenship. By a 5–4 vote, it holds that the 14th Amendment guarantees citizenship to children born of unauthorized and temporary immigrants. Roberts and Barrett join the three liberals. www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/25p...
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The Great Pumpkin Papers 🎃🎃🎃 @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Four justices don’t believe the reconstruction amendments are part of the Constitution, simple as
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Shipwreck @shipwreck75.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Here's what’s in the US-Iran deal As Donald Trump has been speaking, senior US officials have been briefing reporters about the deal with Iran. Here are some key points from the 14-paragraph agreement:
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The Great Pumpkin Papers 🎃🎃🎃 @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I’m in @foreignpolicy.com taking a big swing (but not a hot take): Trump’s defeat in Iran is a bigger US defeat in strategic terms than the US loss in Vietnam foreignpolicy.com/2026/06/16/i...
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Iran Is a Bigger Defeat Than Vietnam
A war of choice has turned into a strategic disaster for Washington.
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Institute for the Study of War @thestudyofwar.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
NEW: The United States and Iran signed the memorandum of understanding (MoU) on June 17. Iran is claiming that the final MoU text satisfies some of its key war aims related to Lebanon and the Strait of Hormuz. (1/4) Read the full update: isw.pub/IranUpdate06...
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Top Trump officials are "afraid" that Maggie Haberman and Jonathan Swan obtained audio recordings of Situation Room meetings for their book. Such a taped leak would be a shocking breach of one of the most secure settings on Earth. Independent recording devices in the Situation Room are forbidden.
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Scoop: Trump aides fear Haberman and Swan obtained Situation Room tapes for "Regime Change"
No one knows which conversations were caught.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 01/06/2026
EAMON JAVERS Are you worried about oil prices— PRESIDENT TRUMP No EAMON JAVERS Given the apparent breakdown of negotiations? No? PRESIDENT TRUMP No, I don’t worry about that, no.
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Trump tells CNBC: 'I don't care' if Iran negotiations are over
President Trump spoke with CNBC's Eamon Javers about the latest with the Iran war in an interview Monday.
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Amber Woods @amberspeaks.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
NEW Iran has called off all negotiations with the US, per NYP.
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Rep. Seth Moulton @moulton.house.gov · 29/05/2026
So now Donald Trump is prepared to give Iran a $300 billion investment fund - on top of releasing $25 billion in Iranian frozen assets - just to get back to the status quo before Trump began this war. This is INSANE. (via @nytimes.com)
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Shipwreck @shipwreck75.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
U.S.–Iran draft deal includes a $300 billion investment fund for Iran. Tehran wanted reparations for war damage. Washington rebranded it as an international investment vehicle. Witkoff and Kushner floated the idea, pitching Tehran real estate and a broader fund as deal sweeteners.-NYT
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 28/05/2026
German man flees flailing authoritarian regime for Argentina. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/28/w...
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Why Peter Thiel Is Decamping to the End of the World
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AZ Intel @azintel.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
BREAKING: Blue Origin's New Glenn blows up at Launch Complex-36 while attempting to static fire.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Corruption. Pure and simple.
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Frosted Poptart @toastertrollop.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I think about this a lot.
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
On the other hand, if you want to see what a more patrician and sophisticated segregationism looks like, may I direct your attention to Chief Justice John Roberts.
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
The thing that makes “gutter racism” an appropriate term for this is that it goes beyond even what segregation’s savviest defenders were willing to say in public 60-70 years ago. They understood that this level of explicit racial animus was embarrassing to the cause.
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
America is a country where the President's accusers are the ones who will be investigated by the husk of our justice system www.cnn.com/2026/05/27/p...
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Exclusive: Justice Department launches a criminal investigation into Trump accuser E. Jean Carroll | CNN Politics
The Justice Department has launched a criminal investigation into E. Jean Carroll, the former magazine columnist who accused President Donald Trump of sexual assault, according to multiple sources fam...
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
So the ceasefire is appreciably breaking down, but does it collapse?
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
They will need to appropriate minimum several hundred million dollars just to get the white house back to some kind of normality and sweep it for hidden cameras and listening devices and the media will cover the expense as their first scandal
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
"don't tell me what the law says, tell me who the judge is"
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Who Needs a Handle @joeyossarian.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Gonna say "AI needs to be disarmed" like "Carthage must be destroyed"
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
they’re shooting crowd control munitions at crowds that include multiple members of congress, the governor, and a sitting united states senator. they fired pepper balls at the senator. they cannot and will not be reigned in by democracy, whatever’s left of it.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
The administration plans to use claims that "China interfered in the 2020 election as a basis to declare a national emergency that would unlock extraordinary presidential power over voting.” The premise, it almost goes without saying, is a total lie. trib.al/dD7xx4n
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Tyler Kingkade @tktk.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
An NBC News investigation finds dozens of examples of criminals imitating ICE to rob and attack people www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 25/05/2026
Pope Leo XIV called for robust regulation of artificial intelligence and for its developers to work for the common good rather than profit, issuing a sweeping manifesto on safeguarding humankind as the technology impacts everything from work to war.
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Pope calls for robust regulation of AI in manifesto that ponders the future of humanity
Pope Leo XIV has called for robust regulation of artificial intelligence and for its developers to work for the common good rather than profit.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 25/05/2026
(Scrolls through the encyclical) I mean, mostly, yeah www.vatican.va/content/leo-...
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Encyclical Letter of His Holiness Leo XIV Magnifica Humanitas (15 May 2026)
ENCYCLICAL LETTER MAGNIFICA HUMANITAS OF HIS HOLINESS POPE LEO XIV ON SAFEGUARDING THE HUMAN PERSON IN THE TIME OF ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE [ Multimedia ] ___________________________
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Pope Leo has released his first encyclical, on AI.
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Pope Leo: Disarm AI to prevent it from dominating humanity — The Times and The Sunday Times
The Pope has said that artificial intelligence must be “disarmed” to prevent it from accelerating wars, slashing jobs and dominating humanity. In the first major document of his papacy, released on Mo...
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NPR @npr.org · 23/05/2026
Foreigners in the U.S. who want a green card will need to leave and apply in their home country, the Trump administration announced Friday, in a surprise change to a longstanding policy. n.pr/4utqOec
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Trump administration to force foreigners in the U.S. to apply for a green card abroad
Foreigners in the U.S. who want a green card will need to leave and apply in their home country, the Trump administration announced Friday, in a surprise change to a longstanding policy.
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
🚨 🚨 🚨 NEW: A shocking @USCIS memo seems to declare that hundreds of thousands of immigrants living in this country and applying for green cards must instead apply for visas abroad; which could MASSIVELY disrupt lives. 🧵 on what we know, and what we don’t.
U.S. Citizenship and Immigration
Services
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May 21, 2026
Policy Memorandum
SUBJECT: Adjustment of Status is a Matter of Discretion and Administrative Grace, and an Extraordinary Relief that Permits Applicants to Dispense with the Ordinary Consular Visa Process
Purpose
This memorandum reminds officers and the public that adjustment of status under section 245 of the Immigration and Nationality Act (INA) is a matter of discretion and administrative grace not designed to supersede the regular consular processing of immigrant visas. U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS) reaffirms this consistent and longstanding approach and declares as a matter of general policy its intention to faithfully apply the statutes consistently with this understanding.
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Liz Dye @lizdye.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
BREAKING: Judge Waverly Crenshaw dismisses indictment of Kilmar Abrego Garcia based on selective and vindictive prosecution. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA,
Plaintiff,
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GARCIA,
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No. 3:25-cr-00115
MEMORANDUM OPINION
Then-Attorney General Robert H. Jackson warned his fellow prosecutors long ago of the
danger of picking the person first and the crime second. “Therein is the most dangerous power of
the prosecutor: that he will pick people that he thinks he should get, rather than pick cases that
need to be prosecuted.” Robert H. Jackson, The Federal Prosecutor, 31 J. Crim. L. & Criminology
3, 5 (1940). That is the situation here.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 23/05/2026
pretty crazy how blatant the ending of the late show is just an act of government censorship lol
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The Great Pumpkin Papers 🎃🎃🎃 @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Kind of feel like we especially don’t need fancy law explainers at the moment. “Can the president just take money when he wants?” A third grader could answer this. A Yale law prof is likelier to write the wrong answer so their 2L can work for Alito
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Forbes @forbes.com · 20/05/2026
The settlement was updated to say the government is “forever barred” from prosecuting certain crimes against Trump and his family.
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Trump’s IRS Immunity Deal Sparks Concerns He’s Giving Himself A Self-Pardon
The settlement was updated to say the government is “forever barred” from prosecuting certain crimes against Trump and his family.
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
They're stealing billions of your money to pay off violent right-wing psychos while doing everything in their power to spike gas up to $5 a gallon, make groceries into a luxury and hand the country over to the oligarchs who want to permanently replace you.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
WASHINGTON (AP) — Ed Gallrein wins Republican nomination for U.S. House in Kentucky's 4th Congressional District, beating incumbent Thomas Massie.
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MS NOW @ms.now · 20/05/2026
BREAKING: Trump-backed Ed Gallrein defeats Rep. Thomas Massie in the Republican primary for Kentucky's 4th Congressional District, according to an AP projection.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
“.. We spotted nine Polymarket accounts .. who made collectively $2.4 million betting almost exclusively on U.S. Military operations. .. “.. Now, here is the crazy part. 98% win rates.” @mediaite.com www.mediaite.com/media/news/6...
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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 15/05/2026
Jerome H. Powell steps down Friday as chair of the Federal Reserve after running the world’s most powerful central bank through a pandemic, the worst inflation in 40 years, and an unprecedented assault on the Fed’s independence.
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5 moments that defined Jerome Powell’s Federal Reserve
From slashing rates during the pandemic to standing up to the president, here are the key moments that shaped Powell's eight years as Federal Reserve chair.
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
We all have occassion to say this a lot in this era, but seriously this is the craziest goddamn thing I've read in a very very long time abcnews.com/US/trump-poi...
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Trump poised to drop IRS suit, launch $1.7B 'weaponization' fund for allies: Sources
President Trump is expected to drop his $10 billion IRS suit in exchange for the creation of a $1.7 billion fund for victims of governmental "weaponization," sources say.
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All In with Chris Hayes @allinwithchris.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Chris Hayes calls it the "Sistine Chapel of Trump corruption." According to ABC News, Trump wants to drop his IRS lawsuit in exchange for a $1.7 billion fund for victims of government “weaponization.”
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Trump reportedly to launch $1.7B ‘slush fund’ for ‘weaponization’ victims
YouTube video by MS NOW
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Greg Wolf @filmgreg.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Good riddance.
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‘Failed experiment in human suffering’: Alligator Alcatraz immigration jail to close
State officials told vendors at the facility to prepare for a breakdown of the tented camp beginning next month
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
As others ( @brasidas.bsky.social ) have pointed out, this is a bet that the price shock will be so extreme as to compel opening. The problem with that reasoning, as I see it, is that war does not obey the logic of markets. It has its own logic and there may be no peace to be had at any price.
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
🚨BREAKING: The U.S. Supreme Court (SCOTUS) has allowed Alabama to select a different map for this year’s congressional elections in a stunning, last-minute move to interfere with another state primary election that has already begun. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
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SCOTUS greenlights 11th-hour Alabama redistricting plan for 2026 election
The order means that Alabama will discard its court-ordered congressional map for the 2026 primary elections and use a 2023 map that courts previously struck down as a violation under Section 2 of the...
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Justin Levitt @justinlevitt.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Chief Justice Roberts bemoans the public's view of the Justices as political actors ... and then offers no explanation at all as the Court sprints to vacate a finding of INTENTIONAL discrimination, interfering with an impending election to let Alabama Rs sneak in a touch more partisan gerrymander.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I tried to warn everyone what the Roberts Court was about almost ten years ago www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
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The Supreme Court Is Headed Back to the 19th Century
The justices again appear poised to pursue a purely theoretical liberty at the expense of the lives of people of color.
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