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j. archer avary 🌵🌵🌵 @joeyflash.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

Bringing my copy of Panenka to Dublin with me next month just in case i bump into @ronanhession.bsky.social when I’m out and about. But Murphy’s Law suggests I will be without a pen if this manifests, so if you read this Ro, keep one on you 😅

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j. archer avary 🌵🌵🌵 @joeyflash.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

There are few things on this earth more satisfying than a mortadella sandwich on tiger bloomer with sweet onion, tomato, mayo, and whole grain mustard

Mortadella sandwich on tiger bloomer w/ sweet onion, tomato, Mayo, and whole grain mustard

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j. archer avary 🌵🌵🌵 @joeyflash.bsky.social · 20/07/2025

I wish five or ten people would preorder my book this week- low key shitting myself that nobody will buy it 😅

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j. archer avary 🌵🌵🌵 @joeyflash.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

My #TBR pile #BookSky Which should I read next when I’m finished with Mamele?

From top to bottom:

Mamele - Gemma Reeves
Evenings and Weekends - Oisin McKenna
Season - George Harrison
Armadillos and Old Lace - Kinky Friedman
The Road - Cormac McCarthy
Long Island Compromise - Taffy Brodesder-Anker
Pride & Prejudice - Jane Austen
The Vegetarian - Han Kang
A Scarab Where the Heart Should Be - Marieke Bigg
Phyll Lynott *the Rocker* biography
Rejection - Tony Tulathimutte
The Dream Hotel - Laila Lalami

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j. archer avary 🌵🌵🌵 @joeyflash.bsky.social · 28/06/2025

Beabadoobee bass player straight up murdering me with that tone #Glastonbury2025

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j. archer avary 🌵🌵🌵 @joeyflash.bsky.social · 28/06/2025

Japanese Breakfast’s singer is absolutely beating the hell out of that gong #Glastonbury2025

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j. archer avary 🌵🌵🌵 @joeyflash.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

Why Did the Novel-Reading Man Disappear? I’m literally right here! www.nytimes.com/2025/06/25/s...

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Why Did the Novel-Reading Man Disappear?

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j. archer avary 🌵🌵🌵 @joeyflash.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

Was just made to complete at least 10 different captchas to submit an ordinary-ass google form Pete Hegseth could learn a thing or two 😅

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j. archer avary 🌵🌵🌵 @joeyflash.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

Cabbage has been one of the bright spots in my life these last few months 🥬

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j. archer avary 🌵🌵🌵 @joeyflash.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

If you wanna know how my life is going, I just ate a Big Mac, a QP w/ cheese, 2 cheeseburgers, 2 large fries, and 2 medium fries in a single sitting

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j. archer avary 🌵🌵🌵 @joeyflash.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

You’re not a regular until you’ve defecated at the pub 21 times. Congrats. You’re the guy the bartenders know as the guy that drinks Stella and leaves a shit

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j. archer avary 🌵🌵🌵 @joeyflash.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

Today is the day when cask ale called my name… And I answered it

Glass of Bass Ale photographed at at dramatic angle, with a streetscape beyond the windowpanes

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j. archer avary 🌵🌵🌵 @joeyflash.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

I am eating a cronut and watching Oingo Boingo live videos on YouTube from 1983 life has never been better

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j. archer avary 🌵🌵🌵 @joeyflash.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

Lola Young’s Messy is as perfect as pop music gets

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j. archer avary 🌵🌵🌵 @joeyflash.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

🌈 happy pride to all the straights and gays and inbetweeners 🌈

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j. archer avary 🌵🌵🌵 @joeyflash.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

Hey everybody is BlueSky really dead? Where are all my literary shitposters at??

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Justin Williams @jww.wtf · 31/05/2025

There are cathedrals everywhere you look

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j. archer avary 🌵🌵🌵 @joeyflash.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

It must be international “drive your sailboat on the wrong side of the river” day or something ⛴️ #FerryDriverProblems

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j. archer avary 🌵🌵🌵 @joeyflash.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

Furnished by IKEA I suppose I can look forward to a long day of putting this shit together 😅

Huge cardboard boxes of unassembled IKEA furniture dominate the skyline of my living room. Cup of coffee in lower right corner. After that’s gone the fun of putting it together starts

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j. archer avary 🌵🌵🌵 @joeyflash.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

Sometimes your life implodes and you find yourself scrambling to move into a sad small apartment. That’s where I’m at right now. No sleep. No reprieve from work. Nothing but boxes and garbage bags of clothes and financial entanglements to untangle. It’s tough but things like this sometimes happen

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j. archer avary 🌵🌵🌵 @joeyflash.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

How have managed to snooze on the antiseptic bliss of dettol for so many years?

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j. archer avary 🌵🌵🌵 @joeyflash.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

Got all the nasty stray hairs and product residue off my brush and I never want to brush my hair again because it will get nasty again

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j. archer avary 🌵🌵🌵 @joeyflash.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

Is bluesky going dead slow for anyone else or is that just another “me problem”? Thanks in advance

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j. archer avary 🌵🌵🌵 @joeyflash.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

Yes - which means if you bring Kaaboo back it will be a lot more fun with legal weed 😂😂

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Texas Toon @thegenuinej.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

Arsenal 1 - 2 Bournemouth

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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

Your kids get a max of two toys and then grow up to work in the same factory as their father and grandfather screwing in tiny screws. It’s called The American Dream.

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Casey Stegman @caseystegman.com · 26/04/2025

TODAY! Come one, come all. It's fixin' to be a great virtual reading, and it's for a great cause.

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j. archer avary 🌵🌵🌵 @joeyflash.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

Cabbage is hot shit. Seriously the sleepy rockstar of my dinner plate every time

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TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

Not sure about you but if I were JD Vance and managed to bore the pope to death with one conversation I'd probably start re-evaluating some things.

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j. archer avary 🌵🌵🌵 @joeyflash.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

Hey dipshit songwriter: a key change ain’t fooling anyone. Just dig deep and write a bridge. Or end the song. I don’t want to hear that shit for more than 3:30 unless it’s Yes “long distance runaround” live at Rockpalast

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j. archer avary 🌵🌵🌵 @joeyflash.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

Haven’t seen ex-wife #2 in awhile but she’s still kicking around

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j. archer avary 🌵🌵🌵 @joeyflash.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

I hate when commentators talk about how “watchable” a match is. Of course, it’s #NUFC the most entertaining side in the #EPL

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j. archer avary 🌵🌵🌵 @joeyflash.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

New rules for football penalty (unsolicited proposal): 1) coin flip for terms a) from the spot Or b) one on one like 90’s MLS pens

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j. archer avary 🌵🌵🌵 @joeyflash.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

Love to see Darlow between the sticks for Leeds. He was great for #NUFC when called upon and will always be regarded fondly

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