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j. archer avary 🌵🌵🌵

@joeyflash.bsky.social
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Simultaneously existing as emerging artist and washed out has-been Debut short story collection about to launch into an unforgiving void. You can help by starting a podcast and bringing me on as a guest

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j. archer avary 🌵🌵🌵 @joeyflash.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
New story out at citywide lunch. This one’s not for the squeamish 😅 citywidelunch.wordpress.com/you-never-tu...
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“You Never Turn Down Cake” by J. Archer Avary.
Did you really expect there to be hot sluts at the National Poetry Day workshop?  Of course you did. Your meat organ was already half-hard as you strutted into the room with your bicycle helme…
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j. archer avary 🌵🌵🌵 @joeyflash.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Requested the top bunk at my hostel so I’m not under any British tourists who wet the bed after getting hammered
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j. archer avary 🌵🌵🌵 @joeyflash.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Bringing my copy of Panenka to Dublin with me next month just in case i bump into @ronanhession.bsky.social when I’m out and about. But Murphy’s Law suggests I will be without a pen if this manifests, so if you read this Ro, keep one on you 😅
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j. archer avary 🌵🌵🌵 @joeyflash.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
There are few things on this earth more satisfying than a mortadella sandwich on tiger bloomer with sweet onion, tomato, mayo, and whole grain mustard
Mortadella sandwich on tiger bloomer w/ sweet onion, tomato, Mayo, and whole grain mustard
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j. archer avary 🌵🌵🌵 @joeyflash.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Maybe I should take it on shark tank
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j. archer avary 🌵🌵🌵 @joeyflash.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
I wish five or ten people would preorder my book this week- low key shitting myself that nobody will buy it 😅
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j. archer avary 🌵🌵🌵 @joeyflash.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
It’s completely enthralling thus far - will keep your suggestion in mind (need to take a bite of my TBR pile before I add much more)’
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j. archer avary 🌵🌵🌵 @joeyflash.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Not the Beatle for anyone wondering 🤨
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j. archer avary 🌵🌵🌵 @joeyflash.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
My #TBR pile #BookSky Which should I read next when I’m finished with Mamele?
From top to bottom: 

Mamele - Gemma Reeves
Evenings and Weekends - Oisin McKenna
Season - George Harrison
Armadillos and Old Lace - Kinky Friedman
The Road - Cormac McCarthy
Long Island Compromise - Taffy Brodesder-Anker
Pride & Prejudice - Jane Austen
The Vegetarian - Han Kang 
A Scarab Where the Heart Should Be - Marieke Bigg  
Phyll Lynott *the Rocker* biography 
Rejection - Tony Tulathimutte 
The Dream Hotel - Laila Lalami
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j. archer avary 🌵🌵🌵 @joeyflash.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Mamele - Gemma Reeves
Book cover of Mamele by Gemma Reeves that features a painting of a woman’s face over a brat-green background
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j. archer avary 🌵🌵🌵 @joeyflash.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Wellness was great - I especially related to the early 90’s Chicago flashbacks and name-drops of indie musicians… haven’t read the Nix but Nathan Hill is on my radar
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j. archer avary 🌵🌵🌵 @joeyflash.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
📖 Thirst trap - grainne O’Hare
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j. archer avary 🌵🌵🌵 @joeyflash.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
📖 what I’d rather not think about - jente posthuma
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j. archer avary 🌵🌵🌵 @joeyflash.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Beabadoobee bass player straight up murdering me with that tone #Glastonbury2025
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j. archer avary 🌵🌵🌵 @joeyflash.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Japanese Breakfast’s singer is absolutely beating the hell out of that gong #Glastonbury2025
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j. archer avary 🌵🌵🌵 @joeyflash.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Why Did the Novel-Reading Man Disappear? I’m literally right here! www.nytimes.com/2025/06/25/s...
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Why Did the Novel-Reading Man Disappear?
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j. archer avary 🌵🌵🌵 @joeyflash.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Was just made to complete at least 10 different captchas to submit an ordinary-ass google form Pete Hegseth could learn a thing or two 😅
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j. archer avary 🌵🌵🌵 @joeyflash.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Cabbage has been one of the bright spots in my life these last few months 🥬
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j. archer avary 🌵🌵🌵 @joeyflash.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
If he lives that long… Moscow Mitch has been on his last legs since tne days of George W Bush
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j. archer avary 🌵🌵🌵 @joeyflash.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Also: gone deep into fifty shades of Sabra hummus
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j. archer avary 🌵🌵🌵 @joeyflash.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
If you wanna know how my life is going, I just ate a Big Mac, a QP w/ cheese, 2 cheeseburgers, 2 large fries, and 2 medium fries in a single sitting
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j. archer avary 🌵🌵🌵 @joeyflash.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Legz for daze
Me showing a little leg sitting on a chesterfield at my favourite pub (the Marine in South Shields)
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j. archer avary 🌵🌵🌵 @joeyflash.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
You’re not a regular until you’ve defecated at the pub 21 times. Congrats. You’re the guy the bartenders know as the guy that drinks Stella and leaves a shit
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j. archer avary 🌵🌵🌵 @joeyflash.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Today is the day when cask ale called my name… And I answered it
Glass of Bass Ale photographed at at dramatic angle, with a streetscape beyond the windowpanes
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j. archer avary 🌵🌵🌵 @joeyflash.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
I am eating a cronut and watching Oingo Boingo live videos on YouTube from 1983 life has never been better
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j. archer avary 🌵🌵🌵 @joeyflash.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Lola Young’s Messy is as perfect as pop music gets
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j. archer avary 🌵🌵🌵 @joeyflash.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
🌈 happy pride to all the straights and gays and inbetweeners 🌈
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j. archer avary 🌵🌵🌵 @joeyflash.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Malkmus is a feeling www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
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Stephen Malkmus’s New, Er, Supergroup
The Pavement front man passed through town with his latest project, the Hard Quartet, and showed off his one-handed backhand.
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j. archer avary 🌵🌵🌵 @joeyflash.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
FUCK YEAH NEW CATE LEBON THIS YEAR PLUS A FUCKING TOUR!!! best news I’ve heard in awhile 😀 pitchfork.com/news/cate-le...
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Cate Le Bon Announces New Album and Tour, Shares Video for New Song “Heaven Is No Feeling”
Michelangelo Dying is out in September, via Mexican Summer, and features a collaboration with John Cale
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j. archer avary 🌵🌵🌵 @joeyflash.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Hey everybody is BlueSky really dead? Where are all my literary shitposters at??
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j. archer avary 🌵🌵🌵 @joeyflash.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
I knew you were good 😜
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j. archer avary 🌵🌵🌵 @joeyflash.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Holy shit 🏆
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Justin Williams @jww.wtf · 31/05/2025
There are cathedrals everywhere you look
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j. archer avary 🌵🌵🌵 @joeyflash.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
I used to edit a mag and would resurrect that bitch to give you acceptance feels
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j. archer avary 🌵🌵🌵 @joeyflash.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Stellar cover art
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j. archer avary 🌵🌵🌵 @joeyflash.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
It must be international “drive your sailboat on the wrong side of the river” day or something ⛴️ #FerryDriverProblems
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j. archer avary 🌵🌵🌵 @joeyflash.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Patio weather on the river Tyne
Balcony view of an old dry dock now a cul de sac on the river Tyne where I live
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j. archer avary 🌵🌵🌵 @joeyflash.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
I am proud to say I watched on ITV Happy for Palace, what a win
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j. archer avary 🌵🌵🌵 @joeyflash.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Sheridan Smith is a national treasure
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j. archer avary 🌵🌵🌵 @joeyflash.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Furnished by IKEA I suppose I can look forward to a long day of putting this shit together 😅
Huge cardboard boxes of unassembled IKEA furniture dominate the skyline of my living room. Cup of coffee in lower right corner. After that’s gone the fun of putting it together starts
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j. archer avary 🌵🌵🌵 @joeyflash.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
MASSIVE!
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j. archer avary 🌵🌵🌵 @joeyflash.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Miley nutted that bastard #HWTL #NUFC
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j. archer avary 🌵🌵🌵 @joeyflash.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Sometimes your life implodes and you find yourself scrambling to move into a sad small apartment. That’s where I’m at right now. No sleep. No reprieve from work. Nothing but boxes and garbage bags of clothes and financial entanglements to untangle. It’s tough but things like this sometimes happen
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j. archer avary 🌵🌵🌵 @joeyflash.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
C’mon Palace! 😅
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j. archer avary 🌵🌵🌵 @joeyflash.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
How have managed to snooze on the antiseptic bliss of dettol for so many years?
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j. archer avary 🌵🌵🌵 @joeyflash.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Got all the nasty stray hairs and product residue off my brush and I never want to brush my hair again because it will get nasty again
Close up of a freshly cleaned hairbrush
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j. archer avary 🌵🌵🌵 @joeyflash.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Is bluesky going dead slow for anyone else or is that just another “me problem”? Thanks in advance
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j. archer avary 🌵🌵🌵 @joeyflash.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Look what arrived in the northeast of England @shelbyhinte.bsky.social
Cover of howling women by Shelby Hinte (purple type on black with green iguanas and a hypnotic black and white graphic)
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j. archer avary 🌵🌵🌵 @joeyflash.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Yes - which means if you bring Kaaboo back it will be a lot more fun with legal weed 😂😂
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j. archer avary 🌵🌵🌵 @joeyflash.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Watford kit always stands out
Spice girls in football attire
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