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LuUuUuke Knox 👻 @lukeknox.me · 14/09/2026

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@go-los.blacks... • 32s
Cam Skattebo even *runs* like his eyes blink individually...
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Cam Skattebo runs like he has rabies.
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"Skattebo runs like that rat from Ratatouille is under his helmet controlling him... but the rat also just did a bunch of meth."

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Commander's Herald @commanders-herald.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

“Someone playing from home uses more electricity, water, internet, and air conditioning than someone who leaves for an LGS. Maybe if tenants purchased snacks or drinks it would offset these costs, but they don’t. I’ve got a mortgage to pay! With their money!”

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New Rental Trend? Bay Area Landlord Charges Table Fee For Webcam Play | Commander's Herald

Walnut Creek, CA — A Bay Area rental dispute is turning heads, as one landlord plans to charge tenants for SpellTable and webcam gameplay.

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Bill Hanstock @sundownmotel.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

and the cup, which did NOT come home,

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Commander's Herald @commanders-herald.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

We on the Herald staff took our time examining why certain cards have been banned and whether they should continue to be. With the changes we’ve made, we hope to encourage self-expression, memorable gameplay, and the rapid liquidation of our store’s inventory.

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Announcing Herald Commander! A New Format With a Ban List Determined By Thorough Review of Our Online Store | Commander's Herald

Check out our new Commander format, with all unbans carefully selected to be fair, balanced, and also on our list of cards to sell.

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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

I would kill or die for Larry

A small operation in Oregon that hunts truffles with a trained dog has added an unpaid trainee. A cat named Larry accompanies the handler and the truffle dog into the woods every outing, works a patch of ground a little apart from them, and digs with tremendous confidence in places where there is nothing.
The handler says Larry has never found a truffle and shows no sign of understanding the assignment. He does not use scent the way the dog does and he does not respond when the dog makes a find.
He simply digs his own holes nearby and then inspects them. "He thinks he's on the team," the handler said. "He is emphatically not on the team."
TRUFFLE DOG FINDS THE TRUFFLES -
'TRAINEE' CAT DIGS RANDOM HOLES AND FINDS DIRT

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Commander's Herald @commanders-herald.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

“How can you organize more than 4,000 decks, but organizing the garage is an insurmountable challenge?” First of all, I have undiagnosed arachnophobia, and I’m unmedicated. I didn’t sign up to be interrogated.

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My Wife Found My Moxfield And Wants to Talk | Commander's Herald

My wife found my Moxfield, and now I'm in trouble. Sorry, I like to organize my 4,000 Commander decks. I didn't know hobbies were illegal.

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Commander's Herald @commanders-herald.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Reporters could neither confirm or deny the allegations from inside the pool due to the Gleaming Barrier that was quickly assembled around it. Now experts are claiming that the liner was sabotaged. Incredible how quickly they found the damage after no one else was allowed to look at it.

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Reflecting Pool Maintains 100% Winrate Versus Narcissists | Commander's Herald

WASHINGTON DC – Echoing back to the Greek myth from which it took its name, has maintained a 100% win rate against narcissists. In its most recent test, the narcissist in question maintained that his ...

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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 14/06/2026

Parade. Thursday. Manhattan.

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essencesimmone.blacksky.app @essencesimmone.blacksky.app · 14/06/2026

NEW YORK CITY, YOU LISTEN TO ME. IF YOU'RE NEAR A CONVENIENCE STORE RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24-HOUR STORE, GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Ryan Eichten @reichten.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Knicks comeback from down 29 points in the second half and 20 points in the fourth quarter to take Game 4 and a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals Here are the highlights of the key plays coming down the stretch ⤵️

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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 01/06/2026

BREAKING: Mayor Mamdani just signed an “executive order” to repeal bedtime so NYC kids can watch the Knicks play in the NBA Finals!

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Emma Baccellieri @emmabaccellieri.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Blanked when I got to the deli counter and came up with “It’s a beautiful day for a sandwich” to have something to say

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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

KNICKS IN FOUR GREATEST CITY IN THE WORLD LETS FUCKING GO

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Joe DeNoon @joethedumber.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Knicks look unbeatable, thank you Mayor Mamdani

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Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Colbert guest hosted a public access TV show in Monroe, Michigan a day after the Late Show ended. Guest star: Jeff Daniels Special appearance by: Eminem Musical director: Jack White Genius. youtu.be/jJTXB5uT_C4?...

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Only In Monroe --- May 22, 2026

YouTube video by Stephen Colbert

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Commander's Herald @commanders-herald.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

“All the breakup clichés came through. ‘It’s not you, it’s me.‘ ‘I just need space to find myself again,’ and ‘I hate your moles. They’re so weird. Why do they smell like licorice? Moles shouldn’t smell like licorice, Richard! Go to a doctor!!’ Cliché stuff like that.”

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Guy Tracking Life Totals Clearly Getting Broken Up With Via Text | Commander's Herald

Neglecting their game, three Commander players were captivated by the collapse of a 5-year relationship scrolling by on the guy's phone.

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Joe DeNoon @joethedumber.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Lets go Mets baby love da Mets

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Commander's Herald @commanders-herald.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Like, sure. I get it. When you were young, your parents let you watch Alien and Hellraiser for some reason, and it permanently warped your perception of what an attractive person looks like. And yeah, you have body dysmorphia. We all do. That’s why we play Magic.

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[Opinion] Stop Pointing at Elesh Norn and Going "Body Goals," It's Weirding Everyone Out | Commander's Herald

Chicago, IL — Seriously, cut it out. I need you to understand that when I say “You’re scaring the hoes,” I mean us. We’re the hoes that you’re scaring. Like, sure. I get it. When you were young, your ...

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Commander's Herald @commanders-herald.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

“It’s getting harder and harder these days to find Felix on things. He used to be the talk of the town, but now everything is Disney or whatever that Pockymocky thing the kids are about these days. It’s good that today’s youngins remember their elders.”

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Felix the Cat Secret Lair Appeals to Magic's Key Silent Generation Demographic | Commander's Herald

THE VILLAGES, FL — Over the weekend, Wizards of the Coast unveiled their latest Secret Lair release, focused around cats from Pop Culture and beyond. And none are more excited for the release than the...

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Commander's Herald @commanders-herald.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

He’s thus far given us incredible takes like “what if the five Strixhaven colleges were the other five color pairs, had stupid concepts, and belonged to a different, less well-named university?” and “what if Chandra Nalaar was a fucking cop?”

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OPINION: Reality Fracture Proves Straight Men Can't Write Fanfiction | Commander's Herald

In Friday’s announcement regarding the upcoming Reality Fracture standard set, Wizards of the Coast has presumably unintentionally proven the well-known adage that straight men can’t write fanfiction....

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Joe DeNoon @joethedumber.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Please enjoy this very stupid article I wrote.

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Commander's Herald @commanders-herald.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

"I was just, like, totally gone. I reached over to grab some buds to grind, but I wasn’t really paying attention, and I… kinda grabbed the wrong bud.” Putting his head in his hands, Waters lamented, “Maaaaan, what a bummer, I really liked that card.”

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Commander Player Prepping For All-Green 4/20 Commander Pod Accidentally Grinds Their Bristlebud Farmer | Commander's Herald

DENVER, Co. — Tragedy struck in the home of local Commander player Bogart “Bong” Waters today as his attempt to prepare for a yearly tradition with his friends went terribly awry. During preparations ...

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Commander's Herald @commanders-herald.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Konami apparently had plans to release a life-sized plastic replica of the heart for $300 USD, to be packaged with a random assortment of card packs valued to be around $9.50 usd. Whether it conveyed magical powers was left vague in the fax.

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Leaked Konami Documents Reveal "The Heart of the Cards" To Be An Actual Human Heart | Commander's Herald

Tokyo, Japan — Internal Konami documents recently leaked to us from an anonymous whistleblower reveal shocking news about the media company’s inner workings and future plans. They range from video gam...

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Wes Burdine @wesburdine.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

BREAKING: Following the American threat of an “Avignon Papacy,” Robert Kennedy has begun a Diet of Worms

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Commander's Herald @commanders-herald.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Following the absolutely stellar debut of GiGi Wellplayed on the Spell Slayers last month, the staff at The Herald has worked tirelessly, day and night and afternoon, to try and come up with a drag name as good as that.

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Feds Are Outlawing Drag, So Let's Counterprogram with MTG Drag Content | Commander's Herald %

The staff at The Herald tried to come up with Magic-related drag names as good as GiGi Wellplayed. We could not, but A- for effort

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Pumpkin Spice8Rack @spice8rack.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

I always knew that commodity production existed to spite me personally.

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Joe DeNoon @joethedumber.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Whoever pitched Oops! All Olivias deserves an award. Would have also won for family resemblance, but Jane’s in a different color… youtu.be/CRwbUfDIGL0?...

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OOPS! All Olivias: Hard Fronts with Olivia Gobert-Hicks

YouTube video by Spell Slayers

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Joe DeNoon @joethedumber.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Here’s every version of Solsbury Hill on Spotify, is that helpful? open.spotify.com/playlist/2tk...

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Joe’s Top 50 Songs

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Joe DeNoon @joethedumber.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

This is so damn stupid and funny

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