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Joe Tank @joetank.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Make a band edible: The Pho
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Joe Tank @joetank.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
He has, at last, escaped to the one place that hasn’t been corrupted by Capitalism. RIP www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_U5...
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Tim Curry as Premier Cherdenko - Space!
YouTube video by Athrun Talan
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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Ada Palmer @adapalmer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Porto has made public transport free for all residents. Since 10 July, anyone living in Portugal’s second largest city can ride the metro, buses, trams and ferries across the metropolitan area at no charge, in a bid to coax people out of their cars. EU Today buff.ly/pDRs778 #ShareGoodNewsToo
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Porto introduces free public transport for all city residents - https://eutoday.net
Porto has introduced free public transport for its residents, allowing eligible passengers to use metro, bus, suburban rail, tram and river services across
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title for the first two panels reads “dog domestication”.
The first panel shows a wolf running with a pack. The text reads “we changed form, size, personality…”
The second panel shows a chihuahua in a dog bed. The text reads “…lifestyle, instinct, our entire way of being.”
The title for the last two panel reads “cat domestication.”
The third panel shows an image of a cat outside.
The fourth panel shows the exact same cat indoors. The text reads “we went inside.”
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Joe Tank @joetank.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
TIL “Can I pet your dog?” in Portuguese is “Posso fazer festa?” Literally, “Can I make a party?”
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Joe Tank @joetank.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Going to my 40th high school reunion soon to do special research into several of these topics. Will report back.
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Joe Tank @joetank.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
XTD
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Nat Guest @unfortunatalie.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
A friend just sent me this perfect piece by Karel Čapek, trans. Dora Round, ‘From the Point of View of a Cat’.
From the Point of View of a Cat
This is my Man. I am not afraid of him. He is very strong, for he eats a great deal; he is an Eater of All Things. What are you eating? Give me some!
He is not beautiful, for he has no fur. Not having enough saliva, he has to wash himself with water. He meows in a harsh voice and a great deal more than necessary. Sometimes in his sleep he purrs.
Let me out!
I don’t know how he has made himself Master; perhaps he has eaten something sublime.
He keeps my rooms clean for me.
In his paws he carries a sharp black claw and he scratches with it on white sheets of paper. That is the only game he plays. He sleeps at night instead of by day, he cannot see in the dark, he has no pleasures. He never thinks of blood, never dreams of hunting or fighting; he never sings songs of love.
Often at night when I can hear mysterious and magic voices, when I can see that the darkness is all alive, he sits at the table with his head bent and goes on and on, scratching with his black claw on the white papers. Don’t imagine that I am at all interested in you. I am only listening to the soft whispering of your claw. Sometimes the whispering is silent, the poor dull head does not know how to go on playing, and then I am sorry for him and I meow softly in sweet and sharp discord. Then my Man picks me up and buries his hot face in my fur. At those times he divines for an instant a glimpse of a higher life, and he sighs with happiness and purrs something which can almost be understood.
But don’t think that I am at all interested in you. You have warmed me, and now I will go out again and listen to the dark voices.
Translated by Dora Round; revised by the editor. Originally published in Intimate Things, 1935.
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Abigail Nussbaum @abigailnussbaum.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
This is an excellent analogy, because my recollection from grade school is that the pen on the right looks fun and exciting, and then you play with it for a few minutes and realize it's not actually useful for anything and in fact makes some tasks more cumbersome, and never think about it again.
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Joe Tank @joetank.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
I’m an orogene
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Joe Tank @joetank.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go. (Oh, hell yeah)
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Joe Tank @joetank.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Wake up, babe. “Pope Bars 2025” just dropped.
Pope Leo appears to be singing into a microphone The late Pope Francis appears to be rapping into a microphone
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Joe Tank @joetank.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
What are your top 5 movie genres? I can only think of two at this hour. - L.A. noir/noir adjacent period piece set in 30s-50s - First they don’t like each other. They fight. But then they come to respect one another. And then they’re friends
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Take note of all these people turning out for protests in small towns in red states. Remember them the next time you’re inclined to write an area off because “they voted for this.”
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Joe Tank @joetank.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
I haven’t gone outside so far today. Did it rapture yet?
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Allison F @ablington.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
yes
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Joe Tank @joetank.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Do you love Brian Eno’s Oblique Strategies deck but wish it had more Charles Dickens? “Oblique Expectations” is for you. 273 cards filled with vague aphorisms and public domain artwork, the perfect gift for the creative person in your life.
Line drawing from a Charles Dickens novel.Line drawing from a Charles Dickens novel.Line drawing from a Charles Dickens novel.Line drawing from a Charles Dickens novel.
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Joe Tank @joetank.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Above Zurich
View of Zurich from UetlibergView of Lake Zurich and the Alps from UetlibergView of Lake Zurich and the Alps from Uetliberg
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Joe Tank @joetank.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
My top 5 film genres: 5. Relatable Beautiful Person picks Frumpy Beautiful Person over Beautiful Beautiful Person 4. In space, unseen threat kills all crew except one 3. Enemies to friends via kung fu 2. Ancient Rome: imperial family drama leads to bloodshed 1. Los Angeles period crime drama
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
A Supreme Court Justice who rules that President Biden can’t forgive student loan debt without an act of Congress, and rules that President Trump and Not An Official Position Musk can cancel any Congressionally-enacted spending they personally dislike, that Justice clearly isn’t ruling based on law.
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Joe Tank @joetank.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
25 Favorite Science Fiction Novels No particular order, no explanation, just covers. Comments welcome. Day 1/25 Ancillary Justice, Ann Leckie 🪐 📚 🚀
The cover of the novel Ancillary Justice, by Ann Leckie
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Drew McWeeny @drewmcweeny.com · 27/02/2025
Oh, man, not Gene Hackman. 2025 can just fuck right off. Okay. Let me tell you a little bit about Gene Hackman...
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Joe Tank @joetank.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Listen, it’s a good joke. It’s a great joke, even. But I need you to stop anyway. theonion.com/rest-of-part...
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Rest Of Party Thanks Fucking God 2 Guys Who Like Etymology Found Each Other
RALEIGH, NC—Breathing a sigh of relief as the pair of new acquaintances talked each other’s ears off without any extra input, the rest of the people attending a party Thursday reportedly thanked fucki...
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Joe Tank @joetank.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
An excerpt from Mr. Milchick’s performance review from the tv show Severance. The heading is “Uses Too Many Big Words”Mr. Milchick from the tv show Severance with the caption “They’re just jealous of me. It’s my right to ascertain things. You should talk to them about their being upset about my… ascertenation.“
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Joe Tank @joetank.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
I found this thread very informative and clarifying
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Joe Tank @joetank.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
If you see this, quote with a bridge from your gallery
The Clifton Suspension Bridge in Bristol UK
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Clayton Becker @cnbecker14.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Between egg prices and tariffs on one of the world's largest coffee producers, Trump is launching the world's first ever War on Breakfast.
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Joe Tank @joetank.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
@iberia-lae.bsky.social Hey Iberia, what’s up with flight 337 Madrid to Miami? It was supposed to leave 2.5 hours ago, and we haven’t had any real updates about what’s going on.
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Joe Tank @joetank.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
I know society is getting less formal every year, but if you’re not at least a Count, it’s Nosferavous to you.
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Joe Tank @joetank.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Nazaré, Portugal
Nazaré, Portugal
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Joe Tank @joetank.bsky.social · 18/09/2024
Wildfire season in Portugal
Street scene with an unnaturally red sun in the sky
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Joe Tank @joetank.bsky.social · 11/08/2024
First album you bought with your own money.
The Doors Greatest Hits album sleeve
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Joe Tank @joetank.bsky.social · 09/08/2024
@nytimes.com please make this happen
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Cannonball Adderall @echoloop.bsky.social · 07/08/2024
🎯
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 19/06/2024
buckaroos know this classic way
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Neil Gaiman @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com · 14/06/2024
Dead is the only age that's too late to start being an author.
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Howard Tayler @howardtayler.bsky.social · 03/06/2024
Saw this for the first time today. Seems legit.
Warning sign reads: Don't chase your dreams. Humans are persistence hunters. Follow your dreams at a sustainable pace until they get tired and lie down.
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Joe Tank @joetank.bsky.social · 22/05/2024
If you see this, post something yellow.
A handwritten poster in Spanish advertising for players for a new rock band. Seen in Mexico City in December 2022.
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Joe Tank @joetank.bsky.social · 18/05/2024
Robot & Frank
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Joe Tank @joetank.bsky.social · 15/05/2024
Using an image or a gif, show a movie you are sure you have seen more than 10 times.
Russell Crowe and Guy Pearce in a scene from L.A. Confidential.
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Andrew Otis Weiss @thatweissguy.bsky.social · 14/05/2024
"Tonight's exhibit asks a simple question: How much blood can a single family have on their hands?"
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Joe Tank @joetank.bsky.social · 15/02/2024
Candy hearts with Succession quotes. Idea from Amy Ash @lolennui.bsky.social
Green candy heart with the words "U LITTLE SLIME PUPPY"
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 14/02/2024
I want Succession candy hearts that say "I think you are incapable of love" and "you're servile"
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Joe Tank @joetank.bsky.social · 02/02/2024
Squirrel Picnic Table Day 2: No activity.
A miniature wooden picnic table with a red umbrella mounted on an evergreen tree trunk. The table surface is covered with peanuts in the shell.
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Joe Tank @joetank.bsky.social · 13/01/2024
Does it bother anyone else that “alliteration” starts with a vowel?
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Joe Tank @joetank.bsky.social · 30/12/2023
An image of singer Joey Fatone with the caption “Joey Pantone” and 8 labels indicating very approximate Pantone color values for different parts of the image.
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Joe Tank @joetank.bsky.social · 22/12/2023
This is a joke that maybe two of my friends will get.
AI face merge of the rapper, Bun B, and the drummer of Cheap Trick, Bun E. Carlos, with the superimposed caption “Bun B. Carlos”
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