iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Joe Snarky @joesnarky.bsky.social · 31/01/2024

Was looking HARD for this song for 2 weeks. Then, it popped up in a playlist I was searching for some other Samba

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Joe Snarky @joesnarky.bsky.social · 31/01/2024

Happy 2024, Bluesky Massive! Goodbye (lil’ early), Dry January!

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Joe Snarky @joesnarky.bsky.social · 31/01/2024

Got banned on Twitter for telling a bot to, “Kill itself.” Violent speech was the reason given. Meanwhile, less than a week ago I’m called R-word by several users in a thread. One who also remarked they’d have to, “Cap a n—a.” Which one of those sounds like violent speech?

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Spooky Femme Peter Lorre 🙀 @sarahkite.bsky.social · 02/12/2023

🎶 … and if the Devil is six THEN GOD IS SEVEN THEN GOD IS SEVEN THEN GOD IS SEVEN 🎶

George Santos shouting into a microphone, flanked by media outlets

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Joe Snarky @joesnarky.bsky.social · 01/12/2023

Message to the guys getting height surgery from someone who’s been 6’ 3” for most of their life Save your money. She will break up with you anyway

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Joe Snarky @joesnarky.bsky.social · 30/11/2023

Is it all Kissinger bullshit over here too?

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Joe Snarky @joesnarky.bsky.social · 29/11/2023

This is the best soy sauce, am I right? Made in my hometown of Hayward, CA

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Joe Snarky @joesnarky.bsky.social · 22/11/2023

Its funny being broken up, but still living together. Like, I can feel the possibility of moving on. But, my favorite time of the day is still when you get home from work Sigh..

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Joe Snarky @joesnarky.bsky.social · 22/11/2023

This shit makes LMFAO sound like KRS-One

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Joe Snarky @joesnarky.bsky.social · 22/11/2023

So.. there’s a Schitt’s Creek version of Monopoly but not Succession?! 🤷‍♂️🌀 Make this make sense, Santa! I bought myself GoT Monopoly, btw 🏰

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Joe Snarky @joesnarky.bsky.social · 22/11/2023

What ppl don’t tell you about the west coast* is it might be the worst part of the US to reside in when you want to see live music *I’m not talking to you, L.A.

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Joe Snarky @joesnarky.bsky.social · 19/11/2023

2023 will go down as the year we collectively forgot what POV means

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 09/11/2023

My favorite Supreme Court case is Marvel vs Capcom

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John Scary Name Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · 03/11/2023

Came across my first AI gen'd book on Amazon. They don't even try.

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Joe Snarky @joesnarky.bsky.social · 03/11/2023

The story of Anna Paquin is one of my favs. She never planned on being an actor, but got her role in The Piano at age 9 while accompanying her sister to the audition. She beat out approx. 5k girls for the role. Then went on to win Best Supp. Actress and has been at it ever since!

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 31/10/2023

Throwback to the Halloween we told the kids to write down what costumes they wanted us to get them and they both wanted “Master Chief” but one of them couldn’t spell yet

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Art Of Coop @artofcoop.bsky.social · 01/11/2023

I was trick or treating with the kid, and told him in my day we would hit the streets at dusk and not come home until our pillowcase was full of candy, and he said "you had a good life then"

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Des @desdelboy.bsky.social · 28/10/2023

Halloween on Falls Road, 1971. Photograph by Alen MacWeeney.

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Art Of Coop @artofcoop.bsky.social · 28/10/2023

pretty amusing that people on here are all about eating ass or being a furry or whatever, but somehow foot fetish crosses a line - some people are more square than they think

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Joe Snarky @joesnarky.bsky.social · 26/10/2023

quote skeet with a picture of street graffiti from your phone

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Joe Snarky @joesnarky.bsky.social · 26/10/2023

If yr a blue-collar cutie my DMs are open

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Joe Snarky @joesnarky.bsky.social · 26/10/2023

Finally! A bumper sticker that’s both cool, and also expresses my particular spiritual beliefs

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Joe Snarky @joesnarky.bsky.social · 21/10/2023

Okay, I think I’m a Diamondbacks fan, now Evan Longoria, though? Sounds like a last minute DJ name from the late aughts 😆

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Joe Snarky @joesnarky.bsky.social · 05/10/2023

Never in my life have I had more attention from women than the day I stepped out of the house in an Animal Crossing t-shirt

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Joe Snarky @joesnarky.bsky.social · 05/10/2023

Coworker brought an Igloo lunch cooler with a Yeti sticker on it, and that’s prob the funniest thing I will see all day

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Joe Snarky @joesnarky.bsky.social · 05/10/2023

I am rated X for eXtreme Wholesomeness

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Joe Snarky @joesnarky.bsky.social · 20/09/2023

Everything I know about Ben Shapiro is against my will. Including at the diner, from short bald dudes who are allergic to ear buds. No relation, Shoshanna Shapiro is a top tier character in Girls

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Joe Snarky @joesnarky.bsky.social · 08/09/2023

“Reno is so close to Hell you can see Sparks!” lulz Oh, yeah? They do a lot of welding down there in Hell?

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Joe Snarky @joesnarky.bsky.social · 07/09/2023

Colin Firth had the best storyline in Love, Actually. Fight me in the comments 🥊

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Joe Snarky @joesnarky.bsky.social · 07/09/2023

Do you think Fieri ever refers to his wife’s butthole as ‘Flavortown?’

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Joe Snarky @joesnarky.bsky.social · 07/09/2023

Just got news from Guinness. It turns out I may actually qualify as saddest worldwide. Normally, I’d celebrate. But, don’t want to ruin my chances

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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 07/09/2023

my house came with this paperchomper

A old Boston 2612 large paper chopper with some paper and a hole punch laid out on top

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Joe Snarky @joesnarky.bsky.social · 31/08/2023

Greek food. That is the post

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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 27/08/2023

This is my dad’s donkey. His name is Peelark and he eats Moon Pies.

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Joe Snarky @joesnarky.bsky.social · 25/08/2023

Who tf is this Al guy everyone keeps talking about?

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Joe Snarky @joesnarky.bsky.social · 25/08/2023

Master to Mad Max — “Look at him (Blaster). He has the mind of a child.” Me, outside the Thunderdome — “Yeah, an asshole child.”

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Joe Snarky @joesnarky.bsky.social · 25/08/2023

Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure was a long time ago. That dude has aged magnificently 👌

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Joe Snarky @joesnarky.bsky.social · 24/08/2023

Pro Tip: You can confuse the hell out of a panic attack by rubbing one out 👍

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Joe Snarky @joesnarky.bsky.social · 24/08/2023

Christina Applegate is the only good thing to ever come out of the Fox network

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Joe Snarky @joesnarky.bsky.social · 24/08/2023

This site really takes me back to glory days of social media when you get a follow from that first big page, and then they unfollow. But, wait! It’s Thursday now, and they’ve followed you again (repeat)!

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Joe Snarky @joesnarky.bsky.social · 21/08/2023

Riding an elevator, speaking in a soft, monotone — *sigh* my empire is crumbling

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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 21/08/2023

having anxiety is so embarrassing. "oh i'm scared that things might happen in the future" that's how linear time works. grow up, brain

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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 20/08/2023

Netflix autoplay is so cursed, let me scroll for a pleasant background watch without inflicting Johnny Depp's waterlogged-corpse face on me

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Joe Snarky @joesnarky.bsky.social · 18/08/2023

I understand the ‘bear it’ part, but why do I have to grin? 🤷‍♂️

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Joe Snarky @joesnarky.bsky.social · 18/08/2023

I admit I’m a little jealous of couples who can share clothing. Seems like an extra layer of intimacy that some of us big guys may never know

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Joe Snarky @joesnarky.bsky.social · 18/08/2023

Any tips on astral projection? I really only need to get as far as Canada

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Joe Snarky @joesnarky.bsky.social · 18/08/2023

This is midlife crisis.. on a budget!

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Bryanna/Brioche, Angry Noodle @theangrynoodle.com · 17/08/2023

Ok, hear me out. Being neurospicy is like being Cassandra with the gift of prophecy. You recognize patterns, and you know what will happen well before it happens, but no one ever believes you. So it always comes to pass no matter what you do.

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